Might as well JUMP!
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…you know, a Van Halen reference!…OK; so that doesn’t work here, SHUT UP!!!…and Jump!
Segway millionaire owner dies using his own product
A day after the new owner of the Segway company plunged to his death on one of the two-wheeled scooters, Washington, D.C., emergency room researchers are warning that injuries from the transporters are becoming more common — and more serious. Read More
Dude, that’s gotta fucking suck right? Like you make this product, sell it to Tens of Thousands of people, then ride it over a cliff? Good thing this dude didn’t make Dildo’s, the headlines would’ve been much worse. “Millionaire owner of the Jelly Dong Strap-on Dildo falls out of tub and rans giant dildo up his ass and dies”.
Talk about Irony right? It would be like getting to fuck your favorite celebrity star, only to find out immediately aftwards that the bitch is dying of Aids.
Magic Number is 1 for the Reds – Let's get one for the GAPPER!
Is this the year to be a Buckeye? Ohioan? From Da NATI? Possibly. Looks like the Redlegs are going to the Playoffs, we know the Buckeyes are going to be in the BCS Championship bowl against the Crimson Tide (lets be honest, Florida doesn’t have what it takes to even be considered in that conversation this year), and if the Bengals can figure shit out on Offense, they’ll be in the playoffs again.
Which bar is going to have the Best Playoff atmosphere for the Reds games? Let us know and we’ll be there!
Is Braylon Edwards reading Fatguysports.com?
I don’t know if anyone watched the Jets game yesterday, but if you did, then you saw a clean shaved Braylon. Which begs to question, Is Braylon reading Fatguysports.com? Of Course he is! That’s why after I ripped his ass for his facial Terrorist Mullet, he shaved it off. But dude, you went to Michigan, so you’re still on the “Axis of Loser’s” list.
A WIN is a WIN……For Now!
Hope you boys are having fun!
In the end a WIN is a WIN. However, you can’t keep having games like this. Most of the time, when your TE is the leading receiver with 59yrds and your leading rusher only has 81 yrds, it means you just got your ass whooped in the NFL. Thankfully the Zimmers defense is keeping the Bengals in the game for the time being.
Being 2-1 right now isn’t bad, but they’ve gotta step this shit up against Cleveland and Tampa Bay over the next 2 weeks. Because after the Bye week the shit goes down hill. Steelers (twice), Colts, Jets, Saints, Chargers, and Baltimore. That’s a rough fucking schedule!
I don’t know if you watch football games like I watch football games. But I watch things like blocking, downfield blocking, backside hustle, etc etc. And yesterday I could’ve punched T.O. in his fucking head, because his blocking looked a lot like Palmers blocking. On several occassions he quit blocking before the play was over. The sad thing is that the play was coming his way.
You want us to start drinking the Kool-Aid, you boys need to step your game up!
REDS FANS!!!….please
…please DO NOT, buy a $35.00 tee-shirt because you want to be considered a loyal fan!…Geez, is that tacky from a team looking to fleece the masses because of a 15year drought!
Apparel for sale
The Reds team shop at Great American Ball Park will be selling playoff apparel as soon as the team clinches a playoff berth, including:
Caps for $32
T-shirts for $35 (adult) and $29 (youth)
Pennants for $15 and $5
Logo ball for $10
Within a day or two, the shop will start selling a polo shirt, a roster T-shirt and a ball featuring the Reds and their opponent.
Normally, I say avoid the scum-bag phony merchandise vendors at ANY event, but this time, the scum bags are everywhere!
$35.00 for a tee-shirt?….$32.00 for a freakin’ hat?….Buy from a street vendor, or wait ’til ’round two, and buy their over-priced crap for $7.99! THis is like bidding insuline to Diabetics! Unreal!
DJ Woods is NOT the bad guy here!
What do you WANT from the kid, already???…..
Yeah, “what could have been”….What could have been, Nothing! DJ Woods is one heck of a football player, who had two bad things happen to him and his team in one game. Show a little support for the kid here!…He’s NOT the goat in this one!
Twenty-four catches, 435 yards and 4 TD’s thru four games is pretty impressive. and the last two games (NCState and Okly-homo) he starred from a production stand-point. This kid deserves a pat on the back (just not too hard, he’ll fumble!…ha!…sorry, couldn’t resist….) not the tag line that he cost the team a big win. He was, and will be again, a big reason they even have a shot at beating “good” teams.
There’s a lot to play for, yet, in conference….and winning another Big(L)East Title is still within reason if they build on the good from yesterday’s game. DJ Woods would make an impact on any team in College Football, his legacy WILL NOT be two fumbles against Oklahomo in a game they could have won. His best is yet to come, and while he’ll remember yesterday forever, the fans will forgive him….or should! He’s got highlight reel plays yet to be produced!
And for all you who bashed Tim Tebow for crying after his SEC Title loss performance last December, you can cram that and this DJ crying moment up your ass. These kids put a lot into this,….certainly more than you (as a general fan) do; By punching up a few numbers on the remote, scratching your crotch and dumping empties in the recycling bin! Woods got emotional, and I can respect that! Not saying “I” would have, but you know,..its still OK if the players do…
Braylon Edwards – Michigan show's it's true colors again!
Dude, what statement are you making with that beard? Like should we be worried? Look, if this drunk motherfucker gets on your plane, you might want to catch a later flight. Seriously, this dude is from Michigan. He went to the University of Michigan. And you can’t trust anyone from Michigan. If he changes his name to Braylon “Allah Khalid-wazari” Edwards, we’ll need to restart Guantanamo Bay and put Michigan on the “Axis of Evil” list. Which as you already know they’re already on the “FGS Axis of Losers” anyway.
Look dude, shave the face mullet, lay off the sauce, and go back to be a regular Michigan Bum.
1st woman in 5yrs executed in Virginia…..Still want those equal rights ladies?
JARRATT, Va. – The first woman executed in the United States in five years was put to death in Virginia on Thursday for arranging the killings of her husband and a stepson over a $250,000 insurance payment.
Teresa Lewis, 41, died by injection at 9:13 p.m. Thursday, authorities said. She became the first woman executed in Virginia in nearly a century. Supporters and relatives of the victims watched her execution at Greensville Correctional Center in Jarratt.
Lewis enticed two men through sex, cash and a promised cut in an insurance policy to shoot her husband, Julian Clifton Lewis Jr., and his son, Charles, as they were sleeping in the couple’s mobile home in October 2002. Both triggermen were sentenced to life in prison and one committed suicide in 2006. READ MORE!
Why the public outcry to save this bitch? Is it because she’s a woman? Fuck this bitch if you ask me. The only tragedy I see here is that they don’t execute more women more often. Eye for an eye, remember? Look, I’ve got no respect for a gold digging bitch. Much less one that will fuck everyone in the trailor park looking for someone to wax her husband and step son. Personally, I’m glad this bitch is dead.
The fact that this bull-dyke enticed a couple guys with sex just makes me want to puke my cocoa pebbles all over the place. Like how does that even come in to play? Like the two guys were sitting there sayin’ “yeah the money sounds good, but I’m not sure” and she replied with “well what if I fuck you both”….really, that sealed the deal? As if murdering the husband and stepson wasn’t enough, simply fucking this bitch is just cause for the electric chair if you ask me.
On a side note, check out the picture..you gotta love it when bull dykes stand up for each other.
