Tonight's College Football Pick

Posted Posted by TCombs in Random     Comments No comments
Sep
30

Tonight’s matchup Texas A&M vs Oklahoma State

Listen, handicappers all over the nation can give you their bullshit reasons for why you should pick one or the other. 
But I say, Fuck that.  This is easy pickings here!

You have to double up and take the Over (at 66.5) and Oklahoma -3.

Anybody can can study stat sheets, but it takes balls to parlay based on hot bitches.
Listen, you HAVE to double up here and pay homage to the jugg-a-licious tandum here for doubling up on the cleavage shot.

Just fucking trust me, I’m on fire with College football!

Take the OVER on this.  In 3 games, Texas A&M has scored 48, 48, and 27.  OSU has scored 65, 41, and 65.
And take OSU minus the points.

You can thank me tomorrow when you’re doubling up on a couple hookers that you buy with your winnings!

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