Survivor: Nicaragua Update
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First things first – NaOnka has more bitch than swag. Honestly, this chick is nothing but a bitch. She doesn’t even know what the fuck swag is. I don’t know what it is about this chick, but when I hear her talk I get that instant feeling of road rage. You know the feeling you get when you’re in traffic and some dumb-fuck is blocking the intersection and you have to sit there through another round of lights, and you suddenly find yourself routing through your trunk looking for a tire iron so you can go bash his fucking head in, but you have to stop yourself because you remember your kids are in the car. Yeah….That’s the feeling I get when I hear Naonka talk. I hope before the show is over, Kelly B takes her leg off and beat NaOnka with it while she’s sleeping.
Next – Marty is a fucking Creampie! Note to Marty – Getting rid of Jimmy J was stupid you fucking Douche bag! He has millions of dollars and could care less about winning the money. Get over yourself already dude! I can’t wait to watch your whole fucking ego come tumbling down like the twin towers when you realize you’re not half the leader that Jimmy J is! Afterall, Jimmy J is a proven leader. I’d think his superbowl rings speak for themselves. Now you have to ask yourself – What the fuck have you done with your life you fuckin panzy!