If you don't bleed Scarlet and Gray – then F*CK YOU!

Posted Posted by TCombs in Random     Comments No comments
Sep
2

Well Merry Mother Fucking Christmas to all of my Buckeye Brothers and Sisters.  That’s right bitches, football season is upon us.  Let us bow our heads in prayer……

Dear sweet baby jesus, laying in manger with your little sweater vest on, thank you for bringing another season of football to us.  And to our sweet 6lb 8oz dear baby jesus, while it has seemed like an eternity since the end of last season, we know that you give us that down time to recoup, study film, and prepare for the following season, and to spend time with our loved ones that we won’t see much of for the next 5 1/2 months.  Dear teenage jesus, wearing a “I Love Fatguysports.com” T-shirt and rockin’ a “Pray hard or Go Home” hat, please watch over our beloved buckeyes and forgive them for the pain they will deliver this season.  We ask all of these things in your name, dear sweet Buckeye Jesus…..Amen!

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