Aroldis Chapman – Worth the Hype?

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Sep
1

Yeah, I know I’m 2 days late on this.  But what the fuck am I supposed to do?  I mean Ceasar had the Roman Army, Columbus had help from the Queen of Spain, and what the fuck do I get??? UFREAK!?!?!  Yeah, looks like the gods were smiling on me that day!  Now, on to the blog…

Is this dude the real fucking deal or what?  Homie is bringing the heat!  Forget the performance enhancing drugs, this dude has an RPG attached to his shoulder.  100, 101, 102 mph?  How the fuck do you hit that?  Like you gotta start your swing when he starts his windup bro.  Good luck with that shit!  Good thing he’s on our side.

PS – Looks like we’ve got a closer for the playoffs!  And he’s on a 6-yr contract.  Can you say Mariano who?