Tonight's College Football Pick
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Tonight’s matchup Texas A&M vs Oklahoma State
Listen, handicappers all over the nation can give you their bullshit reasons for why you should pick one or the other.
But I say, Fuck that. This is easy pickings here!
You have to double up and take the Over (at 66.5) and Oklahoma -3.
Anybody can can study stat sheets, but it takes balls to parlay based on hot bitches.
Listen, you HAVE to double up here and pay homage to the jugg-a-licious tandum here for doubling up on the cleavage shot.
Just fucking trust me, I’m on fire with College football!
Take the OVER on this. In 3 games, Texas A&M has scored 48, 48, and 27. OSU has scored 65, 41, and 65.
And take OSU minus the points.
You can thank me tomorrow when you’re doubling up on a couple hookers that you buy with your winnings!
Does this look like the face of a Guy that likes "Stroking Ponies"?
Ex-farmworker David Walter Chamberlin was arrested for breaching a court order that bans him from going within five metres of a horse.
It was imposed in November after he admitted leading a horse into some bushes and performing a “lewd act”. READ MORE
Ain’t this a bitch? This dude gives a whole new meaning to “Down on the Farm”. It’s already hard enough protecting your kids from predators. Now you have to protect your life stock. Like you might be in the horse stable one night, feeding the horses, when all of sudden you look down at the last stall and Mr. Ed is down there smoking a Marlboro. And you’re like “Fuck, Uncle Dave must’ve just been here”. Now you can stud out Mr. Ed because he knows that tomorrow afteroon Uncle Dave will stop by to hook him up. C’mon Dave, you’re literally fuckin shit up.
Bouncin' with Katy Perry
Nobody told me there was a new “Bang Me Elmo” doll out! C’mon people, you gotta keep me informed of this shit! Seriously, this chick is a Smirnoff Ice and a bag of Exstacy away from coming out with her own porn tape….. and Doc’s got Dibbs bitches!
Ochocinco's Cereal Has Sex Line Phone Number On Box
Ochocinco’s new cereal, “OchocincO’s,” has a phone number on the box that is supposed to reach the charity Feed The Children. Instead, the phone number leads to a phone sex line. Ochocinco’s new cereal, “OchocincO’s,” has a phone number on the box that is supposed to reach the charity Feed The Children.
Instead, the phone number leads to a phone sex line. READ MORE
These boxes of Cereal hit the stores on Sept 7, so why wasnt this a story on Sept 8? Why did it take 23 days for anyone to notice? Could you imagine being the poor soul that called the number, like after you dialed the number you’re sitting there and all of a sudden you hear chad an T.O’s voices – “You have reached Batman & Robin’s ambiguously gay duo phone sex line. Press #1 for Batman. Press #2 for Robin”. Nothing like mixing up your “Feed the Children” hotline number with your phone sex line.
Survivor: Nicaragua Update
First things first – NaOnka has more bitch than swag. Honestly, this chick is nothing but a bitch. She doesn’t even know what the fuck swag is. I don’t know what it is about this chick, but when I hear her talk I get that instant feeling of road rage. You know the feeling you get when you’re in traffic and some dumb-fuck is blocking the intersection and you have to sit there through another round of lights, and you suddenly find yourself routing through your trunk looking for a tire iron so you can go bash his fucking head in, but you have to stop yourself because you remember your kids are in the car. Yeah….That’s the feeling I get when I hear Naonka talk. I hope before the show is over, Kelly B takes her leg off and beat NaOnka with it while she’s sleeping.
Next – Marty is a fucking Creampie! Note to Marty – Getting rid of Jimmy J was stupid you fucking Douche bag! He has millions of dollars and could care less about winning the money. Get over yourself already dude! I can’t wait to watch your whole fucking ego come tumbling down like the twin towers when you realize you’re not half the leader that Jimmy J is! Afterall, Jimmy J is a proven leader. I’d think his superbowl rings speak for themselves. Now you have to ask yourself – What the fuck have you done with your life you fuckin panzy!
If this video doesn't make you cry, then you're an asshole!
Ya know, this morning started off like any other morning. I got up, got my boys up and ready for school, fed them the breakfast of champions (Donuts & Milk), shipped them off to over-stressed yet under-paid teachers, and talked to my sexy little girlfriend. But then I got online, went to Youtube, and this video of Jay Bruce was right in front of me. And dude I don’t know what happened, but I totally fucking lost it. Like I could here Queen in the background singing:
But it’s been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain’t gonna lose -We are the champions – my friends
And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
‘Cause we are the champions – of the world -
Cincinnati Reds – 2010 Division Champs!
Image provided by Vincent Rush of www.cincinnatisportsphotography.com
As if you needed further proof, every great team needs a great left-handed hitter that comes through in the clutch! The Red Sox have Big Papi, the Yankee’s have Jorge, and the Reds had Pete Rose, Ken Griffey Jr, and now Mr. Bruce!
When Bruce came up to bat last night in the bottom of the 9th, weren’t you getting that same feeling of Griffey Jr up to bat in a clutch situation. It was like Jay Bruce just decided, “Fuck this, we’re clinching tonight!” Hopefully this is the first of many consecutive division titles, this city deserves it!
Way to go boys! Keep it rolling!
Great Day to be a Reds Fan!
Brian & Thomas - Fighting Owls forever
Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words!
After 15 yrs of waiting, it’s finally here!
PS - In the picture above, are a couple of my Homies from High School. Next time invite a fellow Fighting Owl to the party boys!
FSU fans not jumpin' on the Jimbo Fisher wagon?
Florida State football coach Jimbo Fisher is left to wonder what will come first; success on the field that might attract more fans, or more fans to give his players a home field advantage. “I don’t know if it’s the chicken or the egg,” he said Saturday after the lowest home crowd in 18 years watched the Seminoles win their ACC opener at Doak Campbell Stadium, 31-0 over Wake Forest. “Do we have to win 10 games before [the fans] come back? I know these are tough times, economically, but we’ll continue to play hard whether there’s 83,000 fans or one.”
Some where, you just GOTTA be thinking Bobby Bowden must be laughing…..huh?. Well, if some one can explain what this might MEAN, that is….