No Matter what is going on in your life, you have to Wife this chick!

Posted Posted by TCombs in Random     Comments 1 comment
Aug
25

Ladies take note – It doesn’t matter what you look like and it doesn’t matter what the rest of this letter might have said, if you end a note with “I’ll call you and see if you want to fuck my face or something…” Your dude will hear you!  He will buy you a ring ASAP.  Leaving notes like this will bring his ass home at night.  Look, every guy has an unwritten list of shit they need in their lives.  It contains things like: Football, ESPN, beer & wings, Midgets, baseball, and a chick that says “dinner is in the fridge” and “you can fuck my face” in the same sentence.  When I go to my girls house tomorrow night, I’m going to leave a pack of post-it notes and a pen and see what kind of letter I get.  If it’s remotely close to this, look for Doc to pop the question, pronto!

1 Comment to “No Matter what is going on in your life, you have to Wife this chick!”

  • August 25, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    UFreak says:

    Doc,
    NO ONE is a bigger fan of dear sweet “face”-girl than I, but advising the masses to marry is reckless on your part.
    “Ride the wave”, should be more your message here;….marriage is that thing you do when you want to share insurance carriers!….You know, like as in why the homo’s want to wed.

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