George Teague Knew Exactly what to do with Terrell Owens!
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I’ve watched this video 50 times this morning! GEORGE TEAGUE you are in the Mother Fuckin’ Fatguysports.com Hall of Fame for not allowing that shit to go on in YOUR HOUSE! You want to know why Dallas has been coined “America’s Team”? Watch this video over and over and over and over and over! And just when you think you understand, watch it again! Dude that shit is about Pride, Honor, Courage, Respect. I’m not a fan of Dallas, but show me 1 video of Bengals Defense doing that or anything similar to it. Even after Teague blasted Owens, Owens didn’t even go after him, he just went and stood on the star again. But Teague, he dodges a fatass lineman, then goes after his ass. I’ll take a team full of guys like George Teague every day of the week before I’d take guys like Ocho and Terrell-O.
You gotta be ready for football after seeing that!
PS – Wasn’t it nice to see Emmitt Smith Running the ball again?
Today is not the day for Foreigners in the Locker Room!
So I’m driving my boys to daycare this morning. I find myself sitting at a Red Light at 7:30 a.m., behind 2 middle-eastern men in an old Volvo. There are no cars coming in either direction and we are in the “right turn” lane. I’m beepin my horn at these fuckers and they just sit there. I don’t know what the fuck they were doing up there. Maybe they were planning their next mission or some shit. I don’t know and I don’t care. Unless it is clearly marked “No Turn On Red”, then you can turn habib! Next time take a cab to your over priced 7Eleven or “Squooshy Stand”. Either way, just get the hell out of my way. Or next time you’ll be on “Doc Cam”!
PS – did you check out the Driving Video? Those are a violent bunch of desert dwellers aren’t they?
Proof that our Government is Failing!
As if you needed anymore proof, but here it is nonetheless…
Subject: Who voted NO on English as official language & YES to give illegals SS benefits
Don’t forget. November 2 is “Take out the trash day” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The following senators voted against making English the official language of America : (Republicans are in red)
Akaka (D-HI)
Bayh (D-IN)
Biden (D-DE)
Bingaman (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Clinton (D-NY)
Dayton (D-MN)
Dodd (D-CT)
Domenici (R-NM)
Durbin (D-IL)
Feingold (D-WI)
Feinstein (D-CA)
Harkin (D-IA)
Inouye (D-HI)
Jeffords (I-VT)
Kennedy (D-MA)
Kerry (D-MA)
Kohl (D-WI)
Lautenberg (D-NJ)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Lieberman (D-CT)
Menendez (D-NJ)
Mikulski (D-MD)
Murray (D-WA)
Obama (D-IL)
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV)
Salazar (D-CO)
Sarbanes (D-MD)
Schumer (D-NY)
Stabenow (D-MI)
Wyden (D-OR)
Now, the following are the senators who voted to give illegal aliens Social Security benefits. They are grouped by home state. If a state is not listed, there was no voting representative.
Alaska : Stevens (R)
Arizona : McCain (R)
Arkansas : Lincoln (D) Pryor (D)
California : Boxer (D) Feinstein (D)
Colorado : Salazar (D)
Connecticut : Dodd (D) Lieberman (D)
Delaware : Biden (D) Carper (D)
Florida : Martinez (R)
Hawaii : Akaka (D) Inouye (D)
Illinois : Durbin (D) Obama (D)
Indiana: Bayh (D) Lugar (R)
Iowa: Harkin (D)
Kansas: Brownback (R)
Louisiana: Landrieu (D)
Maryland: Mikulski (D) Sarbanes (D)
Massachusetts: Kennedy (D) Kerry (D)
Montana: Baucus (D)
Nebraska: Hagel (R)
Nevada: Reid (D)
New Jersey: Lautenberg (D) Menendez (D)
New Mexico: Bingaman (D)
New York: Clinton (D) Schumer (D)
North Dakota : Dorgan (D)
Ohio : DeWine (R) Voinovich(R)
Oregon : Wyden (D)
Pennsylvania : Specter (D)
Rhode Island : Chafee (R) Reed (D)
South Carolina : Graham (R)
South Dakota : Johnson (D)
Vermont : Jeffords (I) Leahy (D)
Washington : Cantwell (D) Murray (D)
West Virginia : Rockefeller (D), by Not Voting
Wisconsin : Feingold (D) Kohl (D)
THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE UNITED STATES NEEDS TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION…..UNLESS THEY DON’T MIND SHARING THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY WITH FOREIGN WORKERS WHO DIDN’T PAY A DIME INTO IT.
The only people with a right to gripe about what language we speak are the Native Indians. But we stole their lands like candy from a baby many years ago. So they can speak that shit on the reservation if they want, but keep it out of mainstream casino’s.
Next…This is America isn’t it? Why the fuck WOULDN”T English be the official Language? What should it be? Ebonics? Spanish? Fuck it, I vote we change it to something like Jamaican. How interesting would the Bengals conversation be then? “Eh mahn, ja ear bout da Bengals. Dem gohn signed da Krigh Baby. Mike Brown muss hav da bloodclots mahn”.
And to add insult to injury, these crooked politicans want to give Social Security to ILLEGALS! WTF? This is how fucked up our government is. They are having all of these border wars, trying to keep illegals out, yet……They are offering Unemployment benefits, Social Security, Government Aid(s), etc etc to any bastard that can sneak through the back door. It’s like saying, “Stay out, but if you can get here we’ll take care of you”.
How about this…..THEY ARE FUCKING ILLEGAL! DEPORT THIER ASSES! How can you give citizen rights to non-citizens. If you are in this country illegally, then you have NO FUCKING RIGHTS! How fucking hard is it?
Doc for president in 2012!
Hey, Can someone get John Candy's Kid out of this picture?
Top 5 reasons Fatty is in this picture:
- Internet in his hotel room was down
- Internet in his hotel room was down
- Internet in his hotel room was down
- Internet in his hotel room was down
- These kids are all apart of a marine biology study group and they’re posing with the endangered blue whale
PS – Doesn’t chick in the turqouise bikini look like she’s packing some serious floatation devices?
Does this look like the leftovers of a Lamp that Got in my way while getting ready for the Home Run Derby?
So I’m sitting here in the FGS HQ office, when I decide to get up and take a few practice swings to work on “Throwing my hands at the ball” in preperation for the Home Run Derby tomorrow night. Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve got no pipe dreams of winning it, but I’ve been talking a little bit of trash with some guys and I want to make sure I get a few to leave the yard. Thanks to a couple of the guys from the Fatguysports.com Softball Team, I was able to get out and take my first swings of the year on a live ball yesterday. Anyway, I was just sitting here fuckin’ around, workin’ on technique and shit like I’m Big Papi himself. Got my stance down, my arms and hands were loose and relaxed, had a big hip turn, uncoiled, threw my hands at the imaginary ball, and the bat goes flying out of my hands, into the wall and crushing the very real lamp. It was a lamp that was passed down through the generations, but thankfully, the bat was ok!
Best Hellen Keller Jokes You probably Never Heard!
Q – Why does Hellen Keller masterbate with only 1 hand?
A – Because she moans with the other!
Q – Why did Hellen Keller get into a car accident?
A – Because she’s a woman!
Go ahead and Laugh…that’s funny!
And if not..Well………………
An ode to Paul Brown….
WHAT A JOKE!…Twenty years of crap efforts,…20 years of not giving a shit,….twenty years of turning a deaf ear to the pleas of the fans, and under-staffing the team while giving zero power to anyone not family. Who else could under-produce so consistently WITH a salary cap in place? Well, judging from the exclusive company the team is in, with respect to YOUR tenure, NO ONE! OK,…so 1990 predates you as head man a little bit, still…ZERO playoff wins! Hoo-frickin’-hoo-rah!
That kind of sucking doesn’t just happen w/o YOUR efforts, Son of Paul! What we need to ensure another year like the last 20, are more BONEHEAD moves like signing Terrel Owens! More cancer! That’s what this team needs! Heck, it looked like there was improvement last year, and we can’t accept improvement ’round here! So, congrates on your incredible run as moron NFL owner, and even more on your ability to squash positive momentum in this team you were “gifted”!….For nothing more than falling out the right crack at birth!
Now, you’re sticking one of the worst team guys in the history of the NFL, down the throats of a desperate fan base? Wow!- WHAT a guy! Isn’t it bad enUFf that every response to this news has been met with laughter and banter from other fan bases about how happy they are this idiot isn’t coming to their town? HECK NO! You run out and sign him! You sign him to “team” him up with the second biggest d-bag in NFL history– Chad “its-all-about-me” Johnson. BRILLIANT! The Bengals are yours, but they we suppose to be “ours” too! If only we ALL could inherit an NFL team, huh!??!?! Enjoy your celebratory Grand Slam breakfast at Denny’s, ya Jackass!
So, maybe this isn’t an “ode” in the literary sense of the word,….then again, Mikey Brown isn’t a real owner either!
With the Rams out of the mix, the Bengals are once again the only team going after Terrell Owens. Just like March.made an official offer on Monday according to Joe Reedy of the Cincinnati Enquirer and the team is hoping an answer comes in the next 48 hours before training camp starts. The problem here looks like Owens’ price tag.There’s a reason why the Rams pulled out of the TO bidding — the asking price hasn’t come down,” Reedy writes.Laveranues Coles last year and invested huge money into Antonio Bryant, who the Bengals coaching staff now feels “lukewarm” about according to Adam Schefter.
With that in mind, the Bengals are trying to close the deal fast. They
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The Bengals like to waste money on wide receivers, but it’s ridiculous if they don’t get Owens at a discount. The team burnt $10 million on
Paying Owens over $5 million would be throwing good money after bad.
Metro Week – Can you feel it?
It’s Metro week Baby!
It’s a softball thing….. You wouldn’t understand!
Locker Room Hottie – JessicaLyn
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It’s Cincinnati Metro Tournament Week. And what a way to start the week off. Check out JessicaLyn of NKY! And incase you were wondering, YES – She’s featured in the upcoming Fatguysports.com Swimsuit Calendar.
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Fatguysports.com Softball Team goes 0-2 in First Tournament!
This was our first time sponsoring a Team for a Tournament. They went 0-2. Losing to Warpigs 30-20 and to Dizzy Roosters 12-9. No worries fellas, we got your back. Next up, The Metro. I feel good about our boys. A young group of athletes still learning the “in’s and out’s” of softball. Most of them have spent their lives playing baseball and football. So they’ll make the transition, I’m not worried about that. On top of that, they seem like a hungry group of guys, eager to learn and not too cocky. But watch out bitches, when my boys catch fire it’s going to be Lights Out in the Locker Room for your ass! We welcome the competition and take no pride or glory in whooping weak teams. We’d rather lose to a team better than us, than to beat up a weaker opponent. Which at some point, you are all bound to be 
PS – Yeah, that’s my shirt number! Like I said, Doc and Big Papi were cut from the same mold bitches!