Automated Phone services can kiss my big fat white ASS!
Posted by TCombs in 
Around 1pm today my internet goes down. I’m right in the middle of watching some amateur chick try to stick this big freaking…..well, nevermind what I was doing. It’s not important. What’s important is what followed. My internet goes down and I call my provider to find out what the deal is. Like don’t they know I”m fucking important. Like I might be writing the next great collection of poetry? For all they know, I’m Edgar Allen Doc! Moving on, I call up the support number and after 5 minutes of run around from an automated phone service I finally get a recording that says I can either hold on for 29-36 minutes, or I can press #1 and hang up and someone will call me back in 29-36 minutes. Dude I was pissed! You know, I’ve written several articles on how much I hate calling up Ali Babbah when I have an issue with my Sprint service, but at least I can take my frustrations out on the foreigners! Give me a live person to yell at. When I start to go off on the foreigners, they don’t know what to say. They just go back to their rebutle list and say shit like “Sir, I understand”, “Thank you sir, I’d be more than happy to help you with that”. And I’m like, “No Bitch, you don’t understand. If you understood you wouldn’t be sitting here telling me how much you understand. You would ride your camel over to your bosses pyramid and figure out what the fuck is up with these extra charges on my cell phone!”. Automated phone services are for companies with people incapable of putting down the jelly doughnut and answering the phone!
PS – ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM is on my shit list now!