Linda Hogan on Safari with Boy Toy!
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So Hulk Hogan, how do you like them apples? Not only is your ex-wife living in your 20,000 sq ft house, but she’s been banging some dude that can’t even drink yet, legally anyway. Rumor has it, they’re engaged! Damn, that’s gotta suck. He’s going to be sitting at your old house, with your old ex-wife, helping her make decisions about your kids. Which by the way, he’s a year younger than brooke. That’s gotta suck! Plus, you know the guy isn’t too bright. Why the fuck would you marry your “cougar”? You don’t marry the chick you’re just banging. Especially when you’re not even 21 yet and in a few years those implants will be at her knees. Just look at the clothes she’s wearing. She’s already turning into that old lady that wears crazy shit to walmart. She looks like she should be on Safari, or getting more Cheetah piss injected into her lips. Good thing is, you probably won’t need to pick up any tampons for her. But the downside is that she’ll need diapers within the next couple years. Enjoy Hulk’s leftovers surfer dude!