Memo to Ocho Cinco & Ocho Uno…

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Jul
28

Even though you haven’t stepped on the field yet as teammates, I’m sure you two have been chatting on yahoo and retweeting all of your ideas for dances and shit like that.  But let me be the first to say, “Don’t even fucking try it!”.  You have no hope of beating this dance.  Just try to get through the next few months of football, then you can get back to your careers as talk show hosts and dancing shows.  Hell, maybe next year you two can dance together.  I have to be honest, when I heard Ocho say today that Terrell was their #1 receiver, the first thing that went through my mind was he’s already T.O.’s bitch.