Does this look like the leftovers of a Lamp that Got in my way while getting ready for the Home Run Derby?
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So I’m sitting here in the FGS HQ office, when I decide to get up and take a few practice swings to work on “Throwing my hands at the ball” in preperation for the Home Run Derby tomorrow night. Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve got no pipe dreams of winning it, but I’ve been talking a little bit of trash with some guys and I want to make sure I get a few to leave the yard. Thanks to a couple of the guys from the Fatguysports.com Softball Team, I was able to get out and take my first swings of the year on a live ball yesterday. Anyway, I was just sitting here fuckin’ around, workin’ on technique and shit like I’m Big Papi himself. Got my stance down, my arms and hands were loose and relaxed, had a big hip turn, uncoiled, threw my hands at the imaginary ball, and the bat goes flying out of my hands, into the wall and crushing the very real lamp. It was a lamp that was passed down through the generations, but thankfully, the bat was ok!