Hey, Can someone get John Candy's Kid out of this picture?
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Top 5 reasons Fatty is in this picture:
- Internet in his hotel room was down
- Internet in his hotel room was down
- Internet in his hotel room was down
- Internet in his hotel room was down
- These kids are all apart of a marine biology study group and they’re posing with the endangered blue whale
PS – Doesn’t chick in the turqouise bikini look like she’s packing some serious floatation devices?
Does this look like the leftovers of a Lamp that Got in my way while getting ready for the Home Run Derby?
So I’m sitting here in the FGS HQ office, when I decide to get up and take a few practice swings to work on “Throwing my hands at the ball” in preperation for the Home Run Derby tomorrow night. Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve got no pipe dreams of winning it, but I’ve been talking a little bit of trash with some guys and I want to make sure I get a few to leave the yard. Thanks to a couple of the guys from the Fatguysports.com Softball Team, I was able to get out and take my first swings of the year on a live ball yesterday. Anyway, I was just sitting here fuckin’ around, workin’ on technique and shit like I’m Big Papi himself. Got my stance down, my arms and hands were loose and relaxed, had a big hip turn, uncoiled, threw my hands at the imaginary ball, and the bat goes flying out of my hands, into the wall and crushing the very real lamp. It was a lamp that was passed down through the generations, but thankfully, the bat was ok!
Best Hellen Keller Jokes You probably Never Heard!
Q – Why does Hellen Keller masterbate with only 1 hand?
A – Because she moans with the other!
Q – Why did Hellen Keller get into a car accident?
A – Because she’s a woman!
Go ahead and Laugh…that’s funny!
And if not..Well………………
An ode to Paul Brown….
WHAT A JOKE!…Twenty years of crap efforts,…20 years of not giving a shit,….twenty years of turning a deaf ear to the pleas of the fans, and under-staffing the team while giving zero power to anyone not family. Who else could under-produce so consistently WITH a salary cap in place? Well, judging from the exclusive company the team is in, with respect to YOUR tenure, NO ONE! OK,…so 1990 predates you as head man a little bit, still…ZERO playoff wins! Hoo-frickin’-hoo-rah!
That kind of sucking doesn’t just happen w/o YOUR efforts, Son of Paul! What we need to ensure another year like the last 20, are more BONEHEAD moves like signing Terrel Owens! More cancer! That’s what this team needs! Heck, it looked like there was improvement last year, and we can’t accept improvement ’round here! So, congrates on your incredible run as moron NFL owner, and even more on your ability to squash positive momentum in this team you were “gifted”!….For nothing more than falling out the right crack at birth!
Now, you’re sticking one of the worst team guys in the history of the NFL, down the throats of a desperate fan base? Wow!- WHAT a guy! Isn’t it bad enUFf that every response to this news has been met with laughter and banter from other fan bases about how happy they are this idiot isn’t coming to their town? HECK NO! You run out and sign him! You sign him to “team” him up with the second biggest d-bag in NFL history– Chad “its-all-about-me” Johnson. BRILLIANT! The Bengals are yours, but they we suppose to be “ours” too! If only we ALL could inherit an NFL team, huh!??!?! Enjoy your celebratory Grand Slam breakfast at Denny’s, ya Jackass!
So, maybe this isn’t an “ode” in the literary sense of the word,….then again, Mikey Brown isn’t a real owner either!
With the Rams out of the mix, the Bengals are once again the only team going after Terrell Owens. Just like March.made an official offer on Monday according to Joe Reedy of the Cincinnati Enquirer and the team is hoping an answer comes in the next 48 hours before training camp starts. The problem here looks like Owens’ price tag.There’s a reason why the Rams pulled out of the TO bidding — the asking price hasn’t come down,” Reedy writes.Laveranues Coles last year and invested huge money into Antonio Bryant, who the Bengals coaching staff now feels “lukewarm” about according to Adam Schefter.
With that in mind, the Bengals are trying to close the deal fast. They
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The Bengals like to waste money on wide receivers, but it’s ridiculous if they don’t get Owens at a discount. The team burnt $10 million on
Paying Owens over $5 million would be throwing good money after bad.
Metro Week – Can you feel it?
It’s Metro week Baby!
It’s a softball thing….. You wouldn’t understand!
Locker Room Hottie – JessicaLyn
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It’s Cincinnati Metro Tournament Week. And what a way to start the week off. Check out JessicaLyn of NKY! And incase you were wondering, YES – She’s featured in the upcoming Fatguysports.com Swimsuit Calendar.
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Fatguysports.com Softball Team goes 0-2 in First Tournament!
This was our first time sponsoring a Team for a Tournament. They went 0-2. Losing to Warpigs 30-20 and to Dizzy Roosters 12-9. No worries fellas, we got your back. Next up, The Metro. I feel good about our boys. A young group of athletes still learning the “in’s and out’s” of softball. Most of them have spent their lives playing baseball and football. So they’ll make the transition, I’m not worried about that. On top of that, they seem like a hungry group of guys, eager to learn and not too cocky. But watch out bitches, when my boys catch fire it’s going to be Lights Out in the Locker Room for your ass! We welcome the competition and take no pride or glory in whooping weak teams. We’d rather lose to a team better than us, than to beat up a weaker opponent. Which at some point, you are all bound to be 
PS – Yeah, that’s my shirt number! Like I said, Doc and Big Papi were cut from the same mold bitches!
Sign Terrell and go to Bengal Hell!
Somebody answer these questions for me….Why the hell is Carson Palmer working out with Terrell Owens? Why the fuck is he talking about how impressed he is with him? After all the shit we’ve been through as Bengals fans, is there anyone out there in The Jungle that wants to see this cry baby in Cincinnati?!?!?!?!? This dude is undeniably the fucking Anti-Christ! He’s a cancer everywhere that he goes. Sure T.O. is going to be putting on his best face right now, but his resume show’s exactly who he is. The dude is unemployed, probably only has 2yrs left, and he’s looking for a pay day. On top of it, only the RAMS and BENGALS are showing interest. Shouldn’t that be a clue? Nobody wants this parasite on their team. There was at one point, a brief rumor about T.O. going to Washington with McNabb. But that rumor was cut short. Because you know McNabb said he wasn’t sharing his momma’s chunky campbell’s soup with this bitch anymore! Fuck T.O.! You know as soon as Carson hit’s Chad for a TD pass and not T.O., he’ll be in his hotel room faking another suicide, talking about how nobody loves him. Somebody give this dude a hug and send him on his way.