Would you trust a midget in a pimp hat that's not afraid of Pit Bulls?
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This shit should be on Comedy Central instead of Animal Planet! At times, I can’t tell which is a midget and which is a pit bull. The cast is composed of a Mini-Bruce Lee, a little red headed chick that looks like “Rocky Dennis” from Mask, and the ring leader is “Gangsta-Smurf”. You know hopping into their Scion has to feel like a Ford Excursion to you and I. It’s like the “Lollipop-Guild” Bang-Bus. Bunch of little nympho’s with a couple cases of Little Kings cream ale, taking out the middle seat and putting in a blow up kiddie pool and going skinny dipping in 2′ of water. Besides, is there anything funnier than watching them with their little baby T-Rex arms trying to put a muzzle on a Pit Bull. It’s only a matter of time before one of these munchkins turns into a chew toy or a boat buoy. Until then, let the laughs continue!