Since when is 2 gay guys with an adopted child considered the "Modern Family"?
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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. If a guy chooses to spend his nights gobbling down another guys pork sword, then that’s up to him. But to label two protein shakes with an adopted child as the “Modern Family” is beyond unacceptable. When I saw “Al Bundy” was in it, with a really hot younger wife, I was thinking this show might be ok. But I can’t get past the ambiguously gay duo raising a baby! Remember all the jokes about catching your parents in the sack, and dad tells you “Nothing to worry about, me and mommy were just wrestling”. Then you grow up and realize you busted your parents conceiving your little brother. Well what happens when you bust in on your 2 dads, what’s he gonna say? “Nothing to worry about, Daddy and Daddy are just playin tummy sticks” , “Daddy and Daddy are playing star wars with our Light Sabers”. Then they grow up and realize Daddy is a champion skin flute player.
Now, Chicks kissing…..That’s the only form of homosexuality acceptable in the Locker Room! And quite honestly, it’s encouraged. So if you’re a chick, do your part and kiss another chick. It just makes the world a happier place to be 
Nyrel Sevilla – Jackin' Kids up!
Nyrel Sevilla. It may be a name you want to remember. This little kid is jacking kids up.
I initially saw this on facebook, so you know I had to bring it here. You can thank Doug Amos for bringing this to my attention. But can you imagine the cardiac arrest that grandma must’ve had when watching her little grandson running the ball for the first time, only to see him get crushed by “baby Ray Lews” aka Nyrel Seville? Get over it grandma! It’s a rough game! If you don’t want to see little Billy gettin’ blasted then teach him to run faster or put him in boy scouts.
In honor of the upcoming football season, I”m going to post a peewee clip every day this week!
Would you trust a midget in a pimp hat that's not afraid of Pit Bulls?
This shit should be on Comedy Central instead of Animal Planet! At times, I can’t tell which is a midget and which is a pit bull. The cast is composed of a Mini-Bruce Lee, a little red headed chick that looks like “Rocky Dennis” from Mask, and the ring leader is “Gangsta-Smurf”. You know hopping into their Scion has to feel like a Ford Excursion to you and I. It’s like the “Lollipop-Guild” Bang-Bus. Bunch of little nympho’s with a couple cases of Little Kings cream ale, taking out the middle seat and putting in a blow up kiddie pool and going skinny dipping in 2′ of water. Besides, is there anything funnier than watching them with their little baby T-Rex arms trying to put a muzzle on a Pit Bull. It’s only a matter of time before one of these munchkins turns into a chew toy or a boat buoy. Until then, let the laughs continue!