Pete is sticking with the "Gee, I didn't Know" excuse?
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Pete just didn’t know nuthin’!….nothing?…Yeah, seems he was just “out of the loop”! The most popular player on his high-profile team was living in a Beach front house, as a college student, and Pete wasn’t aware of that?
Damn, he must think we are all as dumb as Mike Garrett! Pete Carroll “says” he didn’t know?!…He “says” that he was, OUT OF THE LOOP!?? Really?…He was (more or less) silent for months, and the BEST he and his team of lawyers and advisers could come up with was “out of the loop??……Dang, maybe he’s trying to help (like everyone else in Cali is) make Lame Kiffin look smart, here?…GOOD LUCK!!! I think even One-year Lame would have known!
…surely, wherever there’s a verbal gaffe, Lane Kiffin can’t be far behind.
Kiffin is a little boy trapped in his Daddy’s frail and fleeting shadow, Mike Garrett is either really really stupid, or smokes crack for breakfast (maybe its just “envy“, eh Mike!?)…..and Pete Carroll, once thought to be a brilliant College Football Coach, is trying to tell all of America he just “didn’t know”?– that he was, duh, simply ”out of the loop??….Well Gee, Pete, Thanks!!
Tell me Pete, where is the old USC bASSsketball Coach (Tim Floyd)?…and the former (you) Football Coach (Pete “I didn’t know anything” Carroll)?….Well, let’s see…Tim (Floyd) left a month AFTER he was accused of major violations (getting payments to OJ Mayo) just last year. He’s really sUFfering though, as he was picked up to lead another DIV one team, at UTEP. Recent reports, however, suggest he might be up to some of his old tricks already! Way to stay true to your colors Tim!..”Once a Trojan, ALWAYS a Trojan!!!”
Pete Carroll, aka the violating former USC Head Coach??…Well, I’m gonna assume you’re NOT IN THE LOOP on this one either, so I’ll “loop you”; …YOU. ARE. IN. SEATTLE. ;
On the day after the BCS Title Game, Southern Cal head coach Pete Carroll announced that he is resigning his position to take the same job with the Seattle Seahawks of the NFL. The USC coach has been to BCS games seven of the previous eight seasons and his resignation comes as a shock and surprise to his fans, players, and co-workers.
When asked why he was leaving a successful program to go to the Seattle Seahawks by UFreak in this fictional interview, Carroll said that there were a couple of reasons:
“First, I know that there are a lot more Starbuck’s in Seattle and it will be easier for me to get a cup of coffee.”
“Second, I sucked the first two times I coached at the professonal level and want to prove I can do it”
“Third, well, it’s still mostly about the coffee!”
…And you better get IN that loop soon, because rumor has it the season starts in a few weeks! You left USC after it was clear the shit and the fan were on a collision course! NOW, you say you didn’t know, but should have?….WOW! Also, Pete,..in the Pro game, EVERYONE on each team gets paid, so you won’t have that advantage anymore….Just thought I’d float that out there, in case,..you know,…you might have missed out on another “loop”!
Baseball people were pizzed off at Pete Rose because he just couldn’t admit his transgressions,…Some day you’ll come clean, throw the old team under a bus, and write a book….gawd, I cant wait! Tim, even the USC cheerleaders know you knew! Stop it!
Mike Garrett, Pete Carroll, Tim Floyd and Lame Kiffin?……What a collection! USC should be fine! Thanks to Will and Snoop, I guess!