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Jenny Finch & Former President Bush headline this weeks caption contest.
Also, we’ve added a feature that makes it easy for you to vote on the best captions. Just click the thumbs up/down to to vote. If enough people vote, we will let the readers decide the winner. If not, Doc will decide the winner as usual!
BT44 was last weeks winner!
“You like to smoke weed darlin?”
Doc and Big Papi were cut from the same mold!
Big Papi is left handed, Doc is Left handed. Big Papi is fat, Doc is fat. Big papi speaks spanish, Doc enjoys latino porn. Erin Andrews called Big Papi the hitting Doctor after he won the 2010 Home Run Derby. Erin Andrews calls Doc “Big Papi”, well, she would if she would lift the restraining order. But that’s neither here nor there. The point is, Lefties rule the world. Lefties do everything a little bit different and a lot better than righties.
Congrats Big Papi! Thanks for keeping lefties on top of the world!
Dictator Saddam David Husstern now has a letter for Dan Gilbert
Am I the only one that thinks David Stern should be put on the “Axis of Evil” list for fining Dan Gilbert $100,000 for his public letter? I applaud Dan Gilbert for his passion and “Telling it like it is”! Listen, I was hoping James would stay in Ohio, but we all knew he would leave. And quite honestly, the manner in which he did it was kind of a bitch move. Don’t get me wrong, I’m looking forward to watching James, D-Wade, Bosh & hopefully Shaq all playing at the same time together. But to fine Gilbert for speaking out is an even bigger bitch move. If anything, he should’ve waited until the end of next season and then fined him for not keeping his promise. Because 1. Miami Heat will win the Championship and 2. The Cavs will finish below .500. Hopefully we will wake up tomorrow to a new and much nicer letter from Gilbert to Adolf Stern!
In related news, Jesse Jackson thinks Dan Gilbert is treating Lebron James like a runaway slave. And I couldn’t agree more. Along with the fact that the ESPN coverage of “Countdown to Decision” lasted longer than the movie Roots itself. Aside from the fact that Lebron is running from North to South and he was being offered a gazillion dollars to stay, the similarities are baffling. Nice call Jesse, spot on as usual. Way to take an issue about money and championships and turn it into a racially motivated issue to advance your political agenda.

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