Woman claims she became pregnant after 3D porno movie?
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Uh, this is an actual story!….
A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
Uh,…..yeee-uuh!….If this story floats, I have a new idol! Can you just imagine the story, as she tells it to her poor bastard husband who is fighting 1/2 way ’round the World?…”So, you went to a 3D porno?….aaaaannnnd did you wear the glasses on your face, or on your crotch, hon?”…”When he was coming at you, was he ACTUALLY COMING AT YOU?….”. “And this is the best story you got for me?”.
She claims the baby “looks” like the porn actor!…pppfffttt!…REALLY?….THE actor, in the 3D porno?…HAHAHAhahahaha….”Crack, its what’s for dinner!”
If that had been me, I’d have been more pizzed at the lack of effort on the story part! I guess it also helps everyone define; “Dumb Ass Whore!”…???
BT44 says:
Her husband needs to watch, ” Me, myself, and Irene” and then make his decision.