Divorce Lawyers using Facebook Profiles for evidence!
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Forgot to de-friend your wife on Facebook while posting vacation shots of your mistress? Her divorce lawyer will be thrilled. – full story HERE
So, you looked up some old friends, decided to get some of that old school booty and now you’re getting divorced. Hope you didn’t post any pictures, leave any status messages, or send too many messages back and forth describing all the naughty details of your hot tub adventures. R. Kelly is the only person alive to produce a sex video and successfully prove it wasn’t him. O.J.’s attorneys argued “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit”….what’s your defense, “if the cock don’t fit, you must acquit”? (or simply apply more lube). Do yourself a favor, simply don’t cheat (almost said it with a straight face)! Truth is, if he was banging his chick properly, or if she was blowing him daily, neither would be out looking for something else. 3 keys to a happy relationship – 1. Communication, 2. Great Sex, 3. Honesty. If you’re missing 1 of those, then the other 2 are sure to go away as well. Now, to all the hotties reading this, if you’re not getting all 3 of these (especially #2), add me on facebook 