Cocks Rock Bruins!
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INSTANT CLASSIC!….The Bruins won the Lady’s version, and the men were trying to make it a Summer Sweep!….It wasn’t to be. This years CWS was the last one to be played at ol’ Rosenblatt, and this final might go down as one of its best! USCe lost their first game, but ran through 4 elim games, and the first two of the best of 3 Finals to win the School’s first ever Men’s National Title! It was nice to see Steve Spurrier there to help the baseball team usher in this new era, and achive yet another SEC “back-to-back” Natty Title (LoSerU won the Title last year over Texas in Baseball, to go along with the SEC’s 4 straight Titles in Football, and the Gator “double”-win in Basketball in 06-07). Now, if Ukentucky can just get the conference some CURRENT Bball Titles (again) we’ll be all set!
Omaha, Neb. – Whit Merrifield singled home Scott Wingo in the bottom of the 11th inning, lifting South Carolina to a 2-1 win over UCLA, clinching the National Championship for the Gamecocks.
Wingo led off the final frame with a walk, moved to second on a passed ball, advanced to third on a bunt by Evan Marzilli and scored on Merrifield single to right.
The two starting pitchers, South Carolina’s Michael Roth and UCLA’s Rob Rasmussen locked up in a tight duel, but neither was around to figure in the decision. Roth allowed one run on six hits over 5.0 innings, while Rasmussen scattered six hits and four walks over 6.0 scoreless frames.
UCLA broke the scoreless tie with a run in the top of the fifth. Trevor Brown led off with an infield single, moved to second on a sacrifice bunt and scored on Niko Gallego’s RBI single to left.
The Gamecocks finally tied the score in the bottom of eighth. Pinch-hitter Brady Thomas led off the frame with a solid single to center. Pinch-runner Robert Beary went to second on a ground out and scored when Bobby Haney’s grounder ended up in right field after being misplayed by UCLA first baseman Dean Espy and eluding second baseman Cody Regis.
Matt Price (5-1) worked three scoreless innings of relief for the win.
Jackie Bradley Jr. was named the tournament’s Most Outstanding Player. He was joined on the All-Tournament team by Christian Walker, Evan Marzilli and Brady Thomas.
The Gamecocks finish the season with a 54-16 record, while UCLA ends its campaign with a 51-17 mark.
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We’ve got the Fatguysports.com Cornhole Tournament July 24th, The Metro the Weekend after that, The Bikini Calendar will be out within days….Lets turn up the heat, time to see what you got!
This one should be easy!
Doc’s Response – “Lady, I can’t hear a word you’re saying! I’m just trying not to jizz in my pants”
Locker Room Hottie – Alexis
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So Yeah, I know I’ve been slacking. Been crazy busy getting the FatGuySports.com Cornhole Tournament July 24th setup, working on the FGS Bikini Calendar and all kinds of other stuff.
But c’mon, you have to agree, it’s been worth the wait! Alexis is bringing some SERIOUS HEAT!
Representing the Nati! She’s doing all kinds of modeling work and she has even been shot by the captain Steve Maisch himself!
I’ve got to be honest, I hate posting only modeling pics for the Locker Room Hottie, but seriously, she’s soooooooooo HOTTTTTTT, Does anyone really care? Typically in the Locker Room Hottie, we like to show hot chicks in their natural environment, but I’ve got a feeling it’s hot and steamy no matter what Alexis is doing!
So, Enjoy bitches!
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Michael Jacksons Doctor Liked Strippers – Allegedly!
Joe Jackson has filed a wrongful death suit against Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson’s personal physician who administered the lethal dose of Propofol, and his legal team has apparently found a stripper who claims the good doctor not only invited her to the house when Michael was passed out, but was also drinking just hours before his death. TMZ reports:
The stripper — who claims she was working at Sam’s Hof Brau on June 24, 2009 — claims Dr. Murray was at the club drinking just before midnight.
Now we’ve learned Brian Oxman, who is repping Joe in his wrongful death lawsuit, has spoken with the stripper’s “rep” who has scheduled a meeting. Among the topics — the stripper claims weeks before Jackson died, Dr. Murray invited her to Jackson’s home in Holmby Hills. She claims she went late one night — after the club closed — and Jackson was there, however he was in a deep sleep.
In Conrad Murray’s defense, the man was tasked with keeping a pedophile alive, so are we really going to begrudge him doing whatever it takes to keep his spirits up? I mean, Christ, if I was in his shoes, that room would’ve been nothing but a revolving door of hookers trained to perform fellatio and play Wii at the same time. “Listen, Michael, you might hear some strange noises. I want you to know that it is not the laughter of children, so need to trouble yourself. Now, does this place have WiFi…”
Cedric Benson Arrested?
You’re right, you’re NOT Ricky Williams! All RIcky Williams did was like to smoke weed, disappear, and show up 16 months later in a tent in south east asia smokin some of the finest herb in the world.
“All these white boys are ganging up on me and kicking me out,” Benson said, according to court records.
-STORY HERE
And I’m pretty sure he wasn’t dropping racist terms like “white boys”, unless you consider “Panama Red” a racist term.
You cut me deep Cedric, you cut me deep kid. I was on the Cedric band-wagon. But I guess now I’m just a white boy runnin’ your name through the mud too. After all, I was there in Texas that night. Throwing you out of the bar. Oh wait, no I wasn’t. I was here in the Nasti-Nati, looking forward to another season of smashmouth football. Way to go Jackass!
Divorce Lawyers using Facebook Profiles for evidence!
Forgot to de-friend your wife on Facebook while posting vacation shots of your mistress? Her divorce lawyer will be thrilled. – full story HERE
So, you looked up some old friends, decided to get some of that old school booty and now you’re getting divorced. Hope you didn’t post any pictures, leave any status messages, or send too many messages back and forth describing all the naughty details of your hot tub adventures. R. Kelly is the only person alive to produce a sex video and successfully prove it wasn’t him. O.J.’s attorneys argued “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit”….what’s your defense, “if the cock don’t fit, you must acquit”? (or simply apply more lube). Do yourself a favor, simply don’t cheat (almost said it with a straight face)! Truth is, if he was banging his chick properly, or if she was blowing him daily, neither would be out looking for something else. 3 keys to a happy relationship – 1. Communication, 2. Great Sex, 3. Honesty. If you’re missing 1 of those, then the other 2 are sure to go away as well. Now, to all the hotties reading this, if you’re not getting all 3 of these (especially #2), add me on facebook 
Is it wrong to ask a chick to be a Locker Room Hottie at a Funeral Home?
So I’m out running an errand today and I’m passing a funeral home. I’m not sure who didn’t get time to finish their “bucket list”, but every chick that walked out side was smokin’ hot. Like if I had my boy Steve Maisch with me, we may have just shot the “FGS Funeral Hotties” calendar right there on the spot. Look, when building an empire, some of the shit you do is just classified as inappropriate. I mean, had the English Nobles done everything that was appropriate, they never would’ve been able to declare “Prima Nocta” on all the newly married virgins. Which if you ask me was a brilliant idea!
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Nothing makes me laugh more than a guy that talks shit to someone, then when the guy gets back in his face he backs down, then when people around step in and try to break it up – the guy that started it all tries to get out of hand. Who knows what the fuck B.J. Upton was saying, but I’m sure it went something like “You better be glad they’re holding me back”. What a bitch move. Look, you can’t just blow your starting pitchers shutout by going Albert Belle and jogging to go get a ball.
Are all Soccer Players also "Drama" majors?
I follow soccer very little, which is to say I really don’t watch it! I’ve been watching it the last couple weeks only because it’s the World Cup and Team USA was in it. But for some damn reason I keep watching it now. And I’m left with 1 question…….How come everytime a guy falls down, he lays there and cries as if he just got blasted my Ray Lewis going across the middle? Seriously, everytime a guy falls down I’m waiting for them to bring the stretcher out. I feel like I’m watching Ocho Cinco beg for an interference call after every play. Suck it up bitches!
Dear Bryan Hodge
So, seems my FIRST MESSAGE TO BRYAN HODGE didn’t get through to him. Not that he didn’t read it, but he ignored it. The last thing I said to him thursday was this text message, from me to him…
Fuck off dick! Next time you have a message for me, be a man and call and tell me yourself!
Well wouldn’t you know that he didn’t respond to this message. Rather, he called and text his exgf and went off on her about it. As soon as I found out tonight, these are the texts I sent to him……(I would rather meet face to face or talk on the phone, but this guy won’t even answer the phone, text is the only way he will communicate)
Tom: I told you not to say my name to your exgf dumbass! She’s not ur gf or ur wife! Next time u want to cry, cry to ur own wife! talkin 2 her about anything other than ur kids is no longer an option for u. If u txt or call her again, I will know about & so will ur wife/gf! Think I’m playin? Try it!
Bryan: First off I didn’t tell her shit about a e-mail or anything about u and 2nd u don’t own me, so I can do what I want and talk to who I want!
Tom: Go for it & when u ask her when she can meet u, I’ll ask ur woman how she feels about that! & Stop with the lies u loser! I know EVERYTHING!!!!
Bryan: U need to stay out of my business because all I told my ex was that I was not talking to her anymore besides about the kids and that was it and i didn’t want her around my house anymore.
Tom: Nah, the rules have changed. I’m all up in ur business! U thought u could just walk all over me & make me look bad. U mistook my kindness for being a fool. That was a big mistake!!! Ur gonna stop the mind games & start treatin her with some respect.
Bryan: I didn’t walk all over u Tom I have tried my hardest to get u money to stand up to my word but when my bank is negative they put the checks on hold till they clear and i have gave u money before I have paid any bill and I cant believe my phones r still on because I haven’t paid them yet. If I had money I wouldnt be letting my house go and moving into one of her family members house. I am losing everything I got man u can believe it or not I have sold my hot tub my hunting bow and a lot of other things just to keep the electric on at my house. I know u don’t care or believe me but I will be out of this house by the end of the weekend and all u hear is my exgf’s side and not mine. And I still haven’t seen my first unemployment check I’ll give u all my info so u can check it if u don’t believe but when someone is losing everything they got and is trying to my hardest to get u money
Tom: Dude u don’t fkn get it! Its not about the money anymore! Its about the way u treat people & talk to people. Its about how u think I can just sit around & wait to hear from u. This has nothing to do with your exgf’s side or ur side. Its about all the fkn lies & u didn’t have the balls to be str8 up with me. Its about u callin’ ur exgf awhile back and having her deliver a message to me becuz u couldn’t do it urself. its about YOU wanted all of this, then u couldn’t even be str8 up. Its about knowing ur sitting at home with ur kid, or knowing ur goin out of town, when ur sitting there telling me u will try to meet me later.
Bryan: Well u know what I’m sorry I lost my job and my money has been f’ed up ever since and I came up $200 short for my end of the deal but I did get u over $1000 for the team this year and I was waiting on a check to clear to get u the rest so if u still need the $200 let me know because i’m not that way I don’t screw people out of there money.
Tom: Too Late for apologies and ur sob story, ur right I don’t give a fuck bout ur situation! Ur sad story has nothing to do with ur cowardly lies. I’m done textin, u can read the rest in your e-mail. If u have any balls at all, u can call me after you read it!
PS – She was never around your house, but nice try lol Maybe we can ask ur gf how much ur exgf has been around.
PSS – she tells me EVERYTHING! So if u say a single word to her, I will know! u have no secrets w/her u dumbfuck!
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Tommy Combs
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| To: | Brian Hodge |
Here’s why I despise you -
I told you when you lost your job that I understand and sympathize with your situation, but what are we going to do about the balance of the uniforms. You told me “Don’t worry, I got it”. I told you a friend of mine did the uniforms for us at a discounted rate as a favor to me. The uniforms were $1252, but only charged us $850. My name was on the line. In the beginning, when you told me you would have the money, I passed that info along to them. The longer they waited, the worse I looked. So to save my name, I paid for it & waited to collect from you. I told you my name was on the line and you still didn’t have the courtesy to tell me the truth.
You have this cocky arrogance and sense of entitlement that makes me want to piss in your face!
You would never tell me what’s going on , only that you should have it tomorrow (which u said for 2 months), and you would never give me the common courtesy of a text or phone call. You would say you will have it friday, then I wouldn’t hear from u on friday. You would tell me we are going to meet later in the day, but you would be on your way out of town to go camping, so how the fuck would we meet later in the day! Truth is, you never had any intention of meeting me an paying me. Every word out of your mouth is a BOLD-FACED LIE!
I despise you because you are a coward and a low-life piece of shit!
I despise you for the way you put your kids in the middle of everything! Rather than stand up and be man and tell me the truth, which is you don’t have the money. You try to talk your kid out of playing baseball, so you don’t feel guilty for not coming!
I despise you because rather than face me, you would call your exgf and go off on her, when she is absolutely not involved in this in any way.
I despise you because of the way you treat your exgf (the mother of your kids), the way you fuck with her where the kids are concerned and how you threaten her all the time.
SO HERE”S THE NEW RULES!!!!!!!
1. You can take the $200 you owe me and shove it up your ass! Better yet, use it to pay the child support you’re too fuckin’ sorry to pay!
2. You can stop with the “please feel sorry for me” speeches. I don’t give a fuck about your sad story, especially when you still find the money to go camping, spend ungodly amounts of money on your kids dirt bike racing, and the fact that you hide all this stuff from your current woman. Your sad story has nothing to do with how you are incapable of telling the truth about anything. Your credibility as a man is wiped out!
3. You will no longer contact your exgf for anything other than to talk about your kids. You will not call her and threaten her! You will not call her and try get her to meet you privately (which she would never do anyway)! You will not call her or text her and bitch her out for anything anymore! You are a low-life piece of shit and she has been more than accommodating to you! The slightest fracture of this rule leads to your current gf knowing EVERYTHING!!!!
4. The next time you have the kids and one of them is sick, you WILL let her talk to them! You will not play your childish games and prevent her from talking to them EVER! You are a coward with control issues. It makes you feel like a big powerful man to make the mother of your children feel bad! That shit stops IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
5. You will stop brainwashing your kids. No matter what kind of douchebag you are, you are still superman to your kids. So from now on you will be a father to them and focus on your relationship with them. Which means you pick them up and drop them off when you are supposed to! You handle your obligations with child support and you put your kids best interest ahead of yours! Which also means, you don’t take this out on them! No matter how much you hate me and the fact that you’re not allowed to play head games with their mom, you don’t fuck with them about it either!
6. YOU WILL LEAVE YOUR EXGF ALONE! There is a NO TOLERANCE POLICY for this one! You will let her live her life. You haven’t been with her for 5 yrs, she shouldn’t still have to deal with your sorry ass for all this miscellaneous bullshit!
****Count your blessings that I’m not her bf, because I would’ve beat the fuck out of you along time ago for all the shit you pull. But just incase I may be in the future, you should probably learn how to act now to avoid that in the future!*****
The Best thing for you to do is Shut The Fuck UP and leave your exgf alone!!!!
Do that, and all of this goes away!
PS – If you’ve been laid off for 2 months and still haven’t received an unemployment check, then you’re dumber than I thought! Either you didn’t fill it out correctly or you got denied. Either way, I really don’t give a fuck!