TO ALL you Netflix customers out there!!!!
Posted by UFreak in 
I hope you catch the plague and die! -NOT the the Chicken-shit Bird Flu, the actual old school Plague!…..along with everyone else who buys shit thru pop-up ads! Netflix is the worst, though. I understand that many others are just scams, but there has to be a certain numbers of Royal Jackasses out there that are keeping this marketing stream alive, and to those people, I give out a hearty F**K-U!
Whilst I’m busy checking out my stocks (Note: “Checking out my stocks” is a synonym for “checking out porn”,..) and/or researching my thesis (note: I’m not working on any freakin’ thesis either!) the LAST thing I need is a Netflix ad in my face…GAWD that just shoots the mood, ya know?….when,….I’m,…..checking stock prices, anyway!…you know……yeah!
The only thing MORE annoying is that reports indicate over 95% of users responding to an annoying and invasive survey, have indicated that they PASSIONATELY HATE pop-up ads! Yet they continue because the companies DON’T GIVE A FAHQ about what you think!…They’ll pop off in your face! and make you LIKE IT! They are pretty much daring you to dump their product, and you still can’t….”OH GAWD, UFreak, but WHAT, OH WHAT, will I ever do to satisfy my insanely morbid movie habit?”….Uh,…I don’t know, but if you’re THAT addicted to watching movies that have already been out?..maybe suicide is your answer?
SURE!…this isn’t anything new, but gawd damn, can anyone REALLY still be buying shit this way?….How hard up for a movie, a ring tone (World’s worst waste of funds!) or a screen saver MUST you be? And that stupid buy page that pops up during google searches???,…AAAgghhh! -few things piss me off more! I hope the goggle-genius behind THAT freakin’ idea is (someday soon) HD&Q; anything less is too good for him/her!!
F-U Netflix!(which is majority owned by Goldman Sachs, TCS Capital Management, Aronson + Johnson + Ortiz,…..)
OR,…maybe send in THIS “A” Team!…..or Sammy even (seen later in this clip): “When you absolutely positively GOT to kill ALL the “pop-up ad makers” in the ROOM!…accept no substitutes!”