50cent is taking acting too seriously!
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FULL STORY – 50 Cent has lost a shocking amount of weight for his upcoming movie ‘Things Fall Apart,’ in which he plays a cancer-ridden football player.
According to ThisIs50.com, he dropped from 214 pounds to 160 over the course of just nine weeks with a liquid diet and working out three hours a day.
50 is co-producing the film with Randall Emmett, his partner in Cheetah Vision Films.
Anyone that’s on my Facebook page can tell you, I’m a huge fan of 50 cents music. Hell P.I.M.P. is my fuckin’ theme song. But this shit is just too disturbing. I mean I read this article and found these pictures on the Internet, so it has to be true right? But I’m struggling with it. I just can’t see it as being him. His head is all swollen, his lips are purple. He looks all cracked out. This shit is disguiting. Besides, doesn’t that kitchen just look a little too small to be his? Afterall, this is the same guy that has a “swivel” passenger seat in his Lamborghini so that he can open the door, turn it to the side and get a lapdance. C’mon, Doc wasn’t born yesterday. This has to be some kind of a hoax. I can’t make the call, what do you think?
Locker Room Hottie – Alyssa
Is Ohio State bringing the heat or what?
First we had the lovely Ms. Natasha, now the gorgeous Alyssa!
Seriously, I’m a little worried we may have hit the jackpot of hotties with these first two. This is straight “Crem de la Crem” material here. If you know anyone that is even 10% as hot as Alyssa, then she’s still going to be fine as hell and we want her on the site.
Send hotties to : doc@fatguysports.com
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Silvia Mena – Stripper, Pregnant, Victim…So Sad! NOT!
FOXSPORTS – Silvia Mena, 25, who is nearly four months pregnant, claimed the Washington Redskins player met her in Miami late last year and romanced her during Super Bowl
week.
In papers to be filed in a New York court, she said that after Haynesworth, 28, found out about the pregnancy in late February, he promised to “emotionally and financially support” her.
But “after making such promises … Haynesworth has abandoned the pregnant Silvia Mena … He has refused to provide any emotional or financial support of Silvia Mena or his unborn child.”
The documents claim that Haynesworth — who signed a $100 million contract with the Redskins last year — refused to talk to Mena from late March.
Hmmmm…He “Romanced her during Super Bowl week”? If by “Romancing” they mean going into the strip club, dropping a couple grand on a few lapdances, and informing her that he was the $100 million man…..then I agree, he romanced her. What the fuck ever! He saw a hot chick and she saw dollar signs. End of Story! Now there’s a baby on the way. If he was just some schmoe, he never would’ve got in her panties in the first place. And if he did, she never would’ve dreamed of going full term with the pregnancy. But Albert is an easy meal ticket for the rest of her life. Maybe next time Fat Albert will spend the $5 for some jimmy hats
If you don’t what a “Jimmy Hat” is, prepare to be enlightened by Mr. Ice Cube
Reds are Still Rolling!
Pitching a No-No (meaning No hits, No runs – for the average uneducated baseball fan) into the 5th. 7 games over .500. 7 games ahead and in 1st place, I’m slowly becoming a believer. Keep it up boys!
Reds 4, Pirates 0 ….. I like it, but then again, they are the Pirates.
Does this video give new meaning to the term "Don't play with your food"?
After viewing the Mercy For Animals footage, Dr. Temple Grandin, a world-renowned cattle welfare expert and adviser to the USDA, said: “The handling of both the calves and cows was atrocious animal abuse. These people were deliberately torturing animals and their behavior was totally sickening.”
FULL STORY HERE!
Whoa Whoa Whoa! Slow your roll there Dr. Temple Grandin. “Atrocious”, “Torturing”, “Sickening”??? Pretty steep words if you ask me. I mean, I wasn’t raised on a farm. So I don’t know what the standard protocol is for acceptable dairy cow punishment. If you watch the video, the guy was speaking in plain english when he told the cow to turn it’s head. Hell, I think he even said it several times. What did the cow think was going to happen to her when she didn’t listen? Color me naive, but seems like sticking a pitch fork in the cows neck or repeatedly beating it in the face with a crowbar would be perfectly acceptable. If you ask me, these farmers have learned a very valuable lesson: Don’t let anyone in with a video camera.
TO ALL you Netflix customers out there!!!!
I hope you catch the plague and die! -NOT the the Chicken-shit Bird Flu, the actual old school Plague!…..along with everyone else who buys shit thru pop-up ads! Netflix is the worst, though. I understand that many others are just scams, but there has to be a certain numbers of Royal Jackasses out there that are keeping this marketing stream alive, and to those people, I give out a hearty F**K-U!
Whilst I’m busy checking out my stocks (Note: “Checking out my stocks” is a synonym for “checking out porn”,..) and/or researching my thesis (note: I’m not working on any freakin’ thesis either!) the LAST thing I need is a Netflix ad in my face…GAWD that just shoots the mood, ya know?….when,….I’m,…..checking stock prices, anyway!…you know……yeah!
The only thing MORE annoying is that reports indicate over 95% of users responding to an annoying and invasive survey, have indicated that they PASSIONATELY HATE pop-up ads! Yet they continue because the companies DON’T GIVE A FAHQ about what you think!…They’ll pop off in your face! and make you LIKE IT! They are pretty much daring you to dump their product, and you still can’t….”OH GAWD, UFreak, but WHAT, OH WHAT, will I ever do to satisfy my insanely morbid movie habit?”….Uh,…I don’t know, but if you’re THAT addicted to watching movies that have already been out?..maybe suicide is your answer?
SURE!…this isn’t anything new, but gawd damn, can anyone REALLY still be buying shit this way?….How hard up for a movie, a ring tone (World’s worst waste of funds!) or a screen saver MUST you be? And that stupid buy page that pops up during google searches???,…AAAgghhh! -few things piss me off more! I hope the goggle-genius behind THAT freakin’ idea is (someday soon) HD&Q; anything less is too good for him/her!!
F-U Netflix!(which is majority owned by Goldman Sachs, TCS Capital Management, Aronson + Johnson + Ortiz,…..)
OR,…maybe send in THIS “A” Team!…..or Sammy even (seen later in this clip): “When you absolutely positively GOT to kill ALL the “pop-up ad makers” in the ROOM!…accept no substitutes!”
Splurge and Get the Upgrade…it's worth it.
When going through the process of building a new home, I’m sure you are bombarded with upgrades. Everyone knows that newer homes these days are not built the way homes of the 1950′s used to be. Let’s face it….we are paying more for cheap shit. When building a new home the standard is pure suck. And what’s worse….in order to get the good quality shit…we have to sell our souls to the devil. Even worse than that, we end up paying more for shit that is more visually pleasing than a necessity. Now….I’m a girl, and a girlie girl at that and I’m ALL FOR spending money on senseless, useless crap as long as it looks good, I have an entire closet proving this fact… but let me take a step back for a minute and talk about something that is a necessity. An upgrade you should go for when building a house.
An upgrade that will make your life, and your marriage better.
Good quality locks. Let me be more specific. Good quality locks on the master bedroom door. Period.
You KNOW what I’m talking about.
The locks on these new houses are a joke. I shouldn’t have to install a deadbolt on my bedroom door to keep my children away. When you click that lock, you should be able to confidently get it on without the fear of your young children walking in. We all KNOW the kids have RADAR. It happens every.damn.time. You finally get that chance to sneak off, all your clothes are off and your getting your groove on, faceplanted into the pillow to keep things quiet because you know this has to be a sneaky little quicky.. and then BAM…the door is open….
You’ve never moved so fast in your LIFE. You hit the deck as if you suddenly live in the ghetto and somebody just open fired on your ass…..you start trying to cover your bases “Oh what, is it that you needed, I was just massaging your Mommy’s back, and discussing life then we dropped something on the floor, and it was hot up here, that’s why my shirt was off, and I’m not sure why my pants were off, but just get out of here and I’ll explain later”…..meanwhile your wifes naked body is slinking across the floor like a snake trying to find the nearest corner to hide in. HOW HUMILIATING.
ALL THIS AWKWARDNESS can be avoided if you just upgraded that one little lock when you built your house. These are things your builder is not going to tell you. For just an additional $10 you can save yourself the embarrassment of your 8 year old walking in on you boning down with your wife. Trust me on this. Upgrade your locks.
Not that I’ve experienced this before or anything….
F**k Michigan! Rodriguez = "Ass-clown Leader"
Dude, I’m fucking pumped! After watching that, I feel like grabbing the old helmet and shoulder pads out of the closet, driving down to the Mall, and straigh bum-rushing the first Michigan fan I see! After 130 yrs of clean football, Rodriguez has managed to have sanctions put against The University! Way to go Jackass! Since 2000, The Buckeyes are 8-2 against The “Cheaters”. With this years game being played in Columbus, I look for that trend to continue.
At the 2:19 mark of the video, when Wolverine linebacker got trucked, you know Pittman was thinking, “Get the fuck out of my way bitch”!
Go Buckeyes!
Superbowl going back to it's roots!
Some of my favorite NFL games to watch are snowy, rainy, muddy, really cold weather, and all of the other natural elements. The Hollywood show that has been the Superbowl for the last ump-teen years has been all about the week leading up to the superbowl, advertising dollars, and trying to create the perfect environment. I’m glad that someone finally had the balls (or money) to stand up and say the game should be played in the natural environment. Fuck all this perfect weather bullshit. Some of the greatest games ever played were in 2′ of snow, can’t see the field, so fucking cold that bones crack and guys didn’t even know it. I love this move by the NFL. I would even take it a step further and say that instead of designating a stadium 5 yrs in advance, that you just let the team with the best regular season record be the home team for the superbowl. Afterall, the 12th man is an important part of the game. How about having a little hometown action going on? If you want more info, you can read it HERE on ESPN!
PS – I realize the picture has nothing to do with the story. But when I think of my “happy place” in “perfect weather”…that’s what I think of!
PSS – If you don’t like it, get your own blog and post whatever pics you want bitches!
Priests home is an alleged erotic dungeon
In the Locker Room, we don’t discuss Race, Religion, or Politics. But every now and then we just need to touch on some of these things. The question I have today is….What the hell is going on in the Catholic church? And why the fuck are they targeting little boys? I really don’t understand the attraction! Listen, if 2 grown men want to see who gives the best BJ, then more power to them. But why is it always little boys? Why isn’t it ever a prostitute or porn star?
Why not the hot widow or naughty temptress in the front row? I mean, you know some of these chicks get off thinking about the things they can’t have. A priest is a forbidden fruit that they would love to taste. So why little boys?!?!?! Fucking sick if you ask me! But have no fear, as usual, Doc has the answer for you!
First, take the computer away from these priests. I mean really, it’s obvious they’re not builing an application to heaven. They’re watching “Hot Boys in BangKock” on xvideos.com (link provided by un-named source lol). Next, you allow Nuns to workout and wear makeup. Make them a little more marketable and desirable. I understand there will be other logistical issues if you do this. Such as Father Murphy running late for confession because he’s still video taping Sister Betty ride they Sybian. But isn’t that better than the alternative? By now we know they don’t “Practice what they preach”. Hell, if Father Murphy was getting his pole polished from time to time, he’d be less likely to handcuff teenage boys to a bed and make them perform sex acts on each other.
So to the Catholic church, just follow my advice and thank me later. In the meantime, Father Doc has some naughty little nuns to tend to!
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Peace!
I’m out bitches!