You know Mel Kiper's NEVER been wrong!!!
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That’s right!,…THE guy knows no mistakes! My suggestion for Tim Tebow and Josh McDaniels is to just pack up their sh!t and make due with the money they already have!….MOVE to Belize guys! When a guy is THIS “spot-on” you just do what the man says! The guy has it ALL, doesn’t he?
“Jamarcus Russell’s gonna immediately energize that Raider Nation, that fanbase, that football team- on the practice field, in that locker room- three years from now you could be looking at a guy that’s certainly one of the elite top five quarterbacks in this league.You’re talking about a 2-3 year period once he’s under center. Look out because skill level that he has is certainly John Elway like.” (Melvin Kiper)
Here’s a personal bet to take for YOU, the big-time Sunday Draft Guru: Q: What do ALL these guys have in common; Vontae Davis, Mike Jenkins, Jon Beason, Santonio Holmes, Jason Campbell, Ahmad Carroll, William Joseph, Charles Grant, Freddie Mitchell, Chris Hovan? Stop your stupid searching!…A: Those are the 25th picks from the last 10 NFL Drafts!….so, TELL ME, OH, TELL ME, yee great Mr Kiper about how SERIOUSLY “F”‘d up the Broncos are for REACHING out for a Tim Tebow this year, at 25!….Yeah, the guy WITH a H15sman, 2 Nat Titles, a truck load of records and hardware, and an SEC QB who won 85% of his games!…Yeah, maybe there’s a little something extra in that ”mighty-grip” Vidal Sassoon hair adhesive that you use?….Fackass! — To note: 112.7 \ 2895 \ 21 \ 5 \ 67.8 % (2009 stats).
So they took a Tebow!…moved up to get him even!….Josh electrified the masses for 6 games last year, taking a bunch of scrubs, and Brandon Marshall, and winning games like it was a birth rite! OK, so Bengal fans weren’t THRILLED about it, but it was a great little mini-run!
After seeing what Josh McDaniels has done with Tom Brady in turning him into a Hall-of-Famer, and Matt Cassell, a career backup, how could you not get amped to see what he’s going to do with the most athletic quarterback in college history?
Watching Orton attempt to move around in the pocket was about as much fun as watching Mike Tyson navigate his way through a spelling bee.
Having a player as versatile as Tebow should equate to a playmaker similar to that of a Ben Roethlisberger, but without all the court dates.
I’m hard pressed to find any real reasons why Tebow will not be able to find success in the NFL. He spent the last few years dominating the stars chosen around him in not only this draft, but the last two.
Remember the good old days, when Philip Rivers was criticized for his throwing motion? Or, Michael Vick, for his ”run-first” approach to the quarterback position?, Or Adrian Peterson, for not avoiding contact??? yee-yuh!
Or –…yeah I know, I’ll stop there. You get the point. Unorthodox simply means different, and different isn’t a synonym for bad.
Is it ok to look at Naked Pictures of your friends Hot Girlfriend?
I don’t have a flash drive with me, does he have any discs, does he have a cd?!?! Shit, alright I’m just going to start memorizing.
Who hasn’t been there right? You go over to your buddy’s house. He leaves to run an errand and you hop on his computer. Only to find that you couldn’t have picked a worse day to leave the house without your flash drive. Dude, I keep that shit in my pocket like an American Express card. Don’t leave home without it! I mean, what kind of smut peddler would I be if I wasn’t prepared at every moment. When I leave it’s like Keys -Check, Wallet -Check, Flash Drive -Check. And you know I keep a spare in the car, because you never know when you may hit the mother load (pun intended). Just be glad his boy busted in with the cake when he did, otherwise, chubby would’ve had a chubby and a handful of lotion!
Mallory vs. Zaun
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Politician or not, 1 arm or not……All MEN can throw a baseball! No if and’s or but’s about it! If you’re sitting there defending Mark Mallory for this throw, then you need your Man Card revoked as well. I know this is a year old, but didn’t he at least throw a few warm ups? As for Zaun, dude, you get 1 bad throw. Maybe it slipped, maybe you had a bad night, maybe since you’re playing Pitt you decided to hang out with Roethlisberger the night before. Who Knows? Who Cares? Dude, you can’t throw 3 bad balls back to the pitcher…….IN A ROW nonetheless!
Either way, who ya got for worst throws?
LaGarrette Blount being LaGarrette Blount
Recap, early in the 2009 season Oregon got whooped by Boice State. Being the good sport that Blount is, he decided he was going “Sucker Punch” an unhelmeted Boise State player that was talking trash during the game. What a bitch move! Everybody talks trash in a football game. Hell, if you read the CINCYSOFTBALL.COM FORUMS, you can read all the trash talking about the trash talking that went on in a beer drinking league. Trash talking and sports go hand in hand. But when the game is over, it’s over. But not for Blount! And now this bitch is in the NFL doing the same shit. Initially signing with the 49ers, then realizing he would have to compete for playing time, then decided to run off to the Titans where there is no competion. Can’t wait to see him cry like a baby when he hears the shit talking in the NFL. All I know, is when Ray Lewis starts talking about how he was banging Blounts momma the night before the game, blount won’t say shit! Have fun in Tennessee.
PS – I think he ran from the 49ers because if he pulled some of that bullshit he pulled at Oregon, Singletary would’ve knocked his punk ass out!
Worst Soccer Miss Ever
Look, If you had one shot. Or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? – Eninem
Or would you see a big white ball 2″ in front of the goal line that simply needed to be tapped in for the score, yet try to be Tom Dempsey and kick a 63 yrd field goal with it? Dude, WTF were you thinking? This cat tried to kick it so hard, that when he wiffed his feet came out from under him. Just do your job dumbass. After he was flagged for a handball after he fell on it, he jumped up crying like Terrell Owens looking for a pass interference call with nobody around him. I mean, this is your job Kamara. You run on a big field and you kick a ball. How fucking hard is that? Rhetorical! I know the answer, it’s not hard, especially when nobody is around you!
Don't Lie to Me Whitney
Crack Diva Whitney Houston tries to make a comeback in London, but just like Ben Roethlisberger at a Frat Party, you know that shit isn’t going to end well. A bigger and heavier cracked out Whitney tries to Address her voice Problems, blaming it on the air condition. But apparently she will not always love you, because she only sang parts of some songs, was out of breath and let her background singers fill in for her when she forgot the words.
I never want to hear that song again. I cannot stand it. I’m allergic to it – Simon Cowell
Listen Whitney, don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Do what your predecessors have done. Sell guns, knock off a liquor store, turn to prostitution to get that crack money. Nobody respects you for trying to “sing” for your drug money. If you’re unsure of what to do, give Amy Winehouse a call….she’ll show you the ropes!
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Mel Kiper would Pork Jimmy Clausen, given the chance!
I really believe that!…Its similar to Peter (blowhard) King and his butt-love for everything Brent (I know!) Favre! Its a man-crush on the highest level…..but, how funny was it to watch Clausen go mid-2nd while the guy Kiper\McShay proclaimed as UN-draftable just several weeks ago, went in the FIRST?…yeah, too funny indeed. I hope that manila envelope full of 100′s that some Irish alum gave Kiper were worth him looking that stupid (ok, yes, I’d have taken the money too!)….McShay the double-douche too!
These two yo-yo’s are really very funny, how they so ademantly define the draft as if they have a stake in ANY player taken! Or that either of them will ever be held accountable for being wrong. OK,…so MAYBE the rumor that SOP (Son-of-Paul) uses them as his scouting department is true, aside!
Noting the throngs of failed draft picks both these guys swore on, its hard to imagine ESPN still has a tolerance for supporting a “Draft-Guru” in any capacity!
A few months ago, TODD McShay had Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker as the BEST QB in the country! He also broke down Jimmy Clausen as a hack – primarily because he’s 6’2″ and “only” 216lbs???; NOT!,..not that he’s an under .500 QB in College with exactly Zero impressive wins to his credit, despite playing for a top recruiting team ever year he was there!” NO!..its definitely because he’s 6’2″ DUMBASS! Yeah, HE’S the “expert”. Then he got into THIS great argument with “Mel Kiper Jr”,..and soon after he shUFfles his love to Sam Bradford. Then during the actual Draft, he couldn’t blow Jimmy Clausen hard enUFf!?? Oh, but he’s DEAD on with his Tim Tebow eval’s, right?…oh, sure!
NFL scouts/insiders have these things to say about McShay-Shay! (highlighted by these shown direct quotes) Click the link for the whole rant! McShay does not have any good connections,” the source opined. “Higher-ups in the league think he is an arrogant asshole. & In our view, McShay does present well on television, where the requirement isn’t to know what you’re talking about but to seem like you know what you’re talking about.
Of course the only thing this douchebag is steady on?…His hate for all things Tebow!…“He can’t play quarterback in the NFL, I’m convinced of it,” ESPN director of college scouting Todd McShay said. “From his delivery to his footwork to his accuracy, you have to absolutely strip him down and build him back up. And it’s too late.”…He would go on to say how Tebow would be lucky to even GET drafted, much less “early”!!…What a Putz,….then he and Kiper(another Tebow hater) had to sit there and watch as THREE teams (Denver, Minnesots and bUFfalo) vied to get him! All the while Jimmy hUFfed and pUFfed his way down the pecking order. Oh, and I should add that NEITHER (Kipe or McShay) has EVER been in charge of developing an NFL QB in their LIVES! They’re lucky they can SPELL “QB”! While the credentials for the guy who HAS, Josh McDaniels of Denver, gets bashed by both!?! Let’s see,…Kiper and McShay have NEVER Coached at ANY level, and McDaniels has done THIS!?….
HHmmm?, yeah, I think I’ll let the guy who HAS walked the walk tell me who could or couldn’t be a QB before those two D-Bags. Then they, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DUMB, spend the rest of this weekend telling the Football World why this CAN’T work! Not even leaving open a slight chance that the guy who owns two Title rings, a Heisman, and NCAA records a plenty, can succeed. No!.NONE! Tebow PLAYED against Bradford (and WON!) and he garnered more Titles and hardware than any other QB that played College Ball. YET!, he’s given no chance by two guys who “CALL” themselves “Experts”!?? OK, so playing well in College doesn’t grant you a perfect NFL career,…but NO CHANCE?…What kind of experts ARE they??? I think even if I were a NON fan of Tim Tebow’s, I’d be looking forward to seeing them look bad here!! I understand, though, if YOU personally don’t!
OK,..so to each their own, and to each their opinions,…right, I get that. Still, when you refuse to allow even the small notion that the guy who’s JOB it is to develop a QB totally washout in comparison to your own relatively UNEDUCATED opinion?; then you should probably find a new network to work for….maybe Boomerang, for these two? Will Tebow win a Super Bowl in the NFL?….maybe?…maybe not, and I understand his chances of being called a resounding success will be VERY LONG!…..Look at our own Carson Palmer! Is HE a bust?…many could say yes!….If he ALSO had a less than idea throwing motion, he probably would be already!, and that would be a mistake,…..too!
SO?….So let’s (her) DANCE
Pike a Panther!
Tony Pike came off the board a Bearcat, and goes INto the Pro’s as a Panther!!!!
Is this a pick “used” to motivate Clausen to sign early? Hey, if it is, GOOD for the Panthers! They NEED a QB, which is why they took Jimmy-Jimmy! Pike is a tall, strong armed guy who could help push another QB into camp early. I will be hoping Jimmy and his over-inflated self-worth keeps himself out of early camps\preseason,…and, that Pike jumps in right away and gets going learning the Panthers book.
Clausen was 16-18 as a Starter for a team that OUT recruited Cincinnati EVERY year that both players were in school. I dont buy into the crap that because Jimmy was in a Weis offense that he’s already “better” somehow! Better at what, losing? Pike played a tUFfer schedule and played in higher profile Bowl games. Its not just because Pike is a UC guy or that I’m clearly NOT a fan of Weis or Notre Dame, you understand.
I’m gonna go ahead and say Jimmy and Pike will battle for the job, or the percieved “job” as it may be, in Carolina. Due to the very simple fact that Jimmer was drafted higher, though, he’ll start first (of the two). Pike will, however, end up taking over because Jimmy is kind of a little bitch, and he will start to cry as things go badly for the team……Don’t believe me?…Watch the Jon Gruden/Clausen interview in the pre-draft…..he comes off poorly there.
I’m NOT going to pretend to be a fan of Jimmy-Jimmy’s, nor a guy who believes he’ll be all that good as a Pro; but, the Panthers are having a great Draft! They did not have a first round pick, but they have done very well for themselves w/o one! The BONUS there?…No over-paying simply for the “tag” of being a 1st round pick!
sidenote: How ’bout Vanderbilt getting some draft love!…eh?!?!?