Mo Egger at Kolping?
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Is that what it felt like? Like you just got ran over by Ricky Williams? Mo admits his team sucks, that they’re horrible, and they’re there just to drink and have fun. If that’s the case, then why all the crying? And yes, it’s crying. You can paint a horse many colors, but it’s still a horse. Playing E League softball is like getting a blowjob from a fat chick, it’s fun to do every once in awhile, but you don’t want your friends to know about it.
This all stems from Mo Egger of Homer247.com blogging (crying) about a Team they played at Kolping in an “E” league game. Apparently the “E” league team they played takes it a little more seriously than Mo’s team. You can read his blog, but take tissues with you. Then someone decided to copy and paste his “Terms of Endearment” moment in the Mecca of softball forums, also known as CINCYSOFTBALL.com….all praise be to Allah Larks.
Look, I like Mo’s sports show and I like how he tells it like it is sometimes. But sometimes I’m just waiting for him to cue the New Orleans Funural jazz music and start singing “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot”. Dude, it’s not even softball. “E” League softball is for guys with too much pride to play Co-ed and not enough skills to play “D” League (which is the true Drinking league). Just grab your glove, your bat, and STFU. You already know when you go out there that you’re probably going to get run-ruled. So what does it matter if the other team had uniforms and a manager? I don’t know who the other team was, so I’m not defending them. I’m just saying, take the ass whoopin like a man. Would it matter if they grabbed 3 guys from the stands wearing wife beaters, dirty jeans and work boots? So what if they said, “Take of the firstbasemans head”….did they do it? Didn’t your firstbaseman have a glove? Hell, in “E” ball, you have to have your best guy at firstbase. That way when one of the convicts playing shorstop actually makes a play, there is someone that can catch it.
And just to keep it real, who really gives a fuck about any of this anyway?!?!?! It’s “E” ball. And this shit has sent the Cincysoftball.com forums into a frenzy. Not really sure why! Most of you guys have played for years, some are lifetime “E” players, so you know how this works. It’s like crying because you got beat up by a girl that’s bigger than you. If a girl whooped your ass, would you tell anyone???? So why is anyone crying about getting beat in “E” League softball? When I used to play ball all the time, I knew some guys that played in the “E”. Every now and then they needed someone to fill in, so I would go help out. But I was so ashamed that I would tell my “Head” nurse at the time that I was going to the driving range, then stop at Speedway and run in the bathroom and change into something nobody would recognize me in, like a Superman phone booth.
So, in short…Quit crying, drink your beer, and try not to get your head taken off.
We should put together a “Mo’s Schmoes” vs. “Doc’s Bunnies” game. Because I’m sure I can find 9 or 10 female players that could whoop his “E” team, just to prove it doesn’t matter what the other team is wearing.
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(sniffle sniffle) I ju ju just wa wa wanted to puh puh play su su sum softball, huwahhhhhhh.
I need my binkie.
PS – Still love the show Mo!
Let me know if you’re interested in that softball game 