ThatGirl uncovers Fast Food Conspiracy
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I wonder if Fast Food Restaurants are all sitting back and watching America get fat…..and laughing. They make these absolutely ridiculous concoctions of SHIT, put them on the menu…sit back in their little offices and watch people order them. I wonder if they have everyone on video surveillance….perhaps doing longterm studies on these people. They get them at their starting weight..and year after year they watch them grow into enormous beasts demanding their McRibs and their Double Down Chicken. And then…they play this NASTY little trick on everyone. They make it for a limited time only. So, they create a frenzy. The MCRIB IS BACK but for a short time only. And they know their shit is disgusting..but it’s a GAME to them. They are LAUGHING in their offices watching all the people they have brainwashed over they years come back for more.
You’ve got Micky D’s on one side with the McRib and then across the street, KFC came up with something MORE disgusting! The Double Down Chicken! NO BREAD! Who needs bread right? Just slap your dirty hands around two big fat greasy steaming breasts of FRIED chicken! SCREW THE BREAD! MORE CHICKEN..MORE GREASE! EAT IT UP! After all, it fits into the Atkin’s Diet right? No Bread, No Carbs…just two HUGE STEAMING PILES OF SHIT….WAIT…add SOME BACON! And not ONE slice of Cheese…how about 2 slices of cheese…this is good for you America..it is! It fits right into the Atkin’s diet! LOW CARB!!!!! Buy into it, just do it!!!!!
Gold Star Chili, Cincinnatian’s are lucky! We can get the Gold Star Chili Burger!!!!!! A quarter pound burger topped with Chili and loaded with Cheese! This is GOOD FOR YOU!
But don’t worry….every Fast Food Restaurant offers a healthy alternative of lettuce for those of you who are watching your weight. 
(I actually know of a place that serves Gravy Cheese fries, but I honestly can’t even bring myself to search for a picture…it was hard enough for me to even snag these. In fact, this whole article is making me feel queezy as it is…..).
Why is there Obesity in America? Because they are all LAUGHING at us. It’s a conspiracy….by Fast Food Managers all over the World. Jerks.
UFreak says:
Huge problem!…straight up it is! Take it a step further, Baked Doritos vs Fried Doritos. Buy a bag of “baked” and you get less, but PAY more! The Fried bag is heavier and costs less. WHY? Does baking cost more than frying? Frying is FASTER of course (plus 1 tblsp of oil = 120 cal’s!) but these are chips, not whole chickens! The difference can’t be all that great! Yet they “push” you to the one that’s gonna make you “worse” off.
Anyway, some rest. have offered low cal- more healthy- foods in the past (and currently in some cases); They just cant sell them! But a triple threat By-pass Burger?…They blow those out!!!
There’s a reason there isn’t a “Healthy” Fast-Food rest chain…well, two reasons actually, but for ONE -people don’t go out to eat, to eat healthy! It’s apparently that simple. Programming of course, “works”….for an example just look to ANY reality show ever created! The word “real” doesn’t live there! But bright shiny lights, trendy outfits and haircuts, some pretty faces and poppin’ ass cheeks,..?? well, THAT WORKS!- and BOOM you got a winner!..Of course promoting it “ad nauseum” and having the “stars” get into “trouble” helps too. Not the Rob Lowe sex with a minor type of trouble so much(though who even remembers that anymore???) The America memory is very brief, and that doesn’t hurt the cause either.
If Hollywood can sell pure crap on the TV, Fast-Food people say “Why can’t we sell some shit too”?…(to the same market segment, in most cases!) Then there’s lack of control in schools (who whored themselves out to the soda/snack industry to make up profits), The lawyers in this country who sue ANYone for ANYthing w/o regard to general public welfare, and the “support” groups who garner “love” and acceptance to an over-indulgent lifestyle.
This is the same country that is 12 TRILLION dollars in debt, yet still buys ALL the crap they can find that’s made in CHINA! – STUPID lives in the USA!!!
hotchic says:
Mmmm…gravy cheese fries…love PRC!!
jonnyo says:
hey that girl… you gotta watch Food.Inc.
it’s the DVD with a picture of a happy cow , on a beautiful farm, with green lush grass and a red painted barn.
But the cow has a UPC code stamped on it’s side. The fast food industry has turned our food supply into a highly mechanized, industrialized factory
like something out of a sci fi movie. I’m not talking about being grossed out by scenes inside a slaughtehouse. Not talkin’ about that. Cows are supposed to
feed on grass , not corn. Chickens arent supposed to be genetically engineered to have larger breasts.And srcap beef isn’t supposed to be washed with amonia to kill ecoli.
Feed them what they were supposed to eat in the first place and they wont have ecoli. Feed the cattle what they need , and engineer the girls in the upper ohio valley to have larger breasts. Cinci girls are hot ( no problem there a)
Now give me a certifed Angus grain fed double cheeseburger with some chedder chili fries ( deep fried in olive oil of course , no trans fat for me )