Is it ok to look at Naked Pictures of your friends Hot Girlfriend?
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I don’t have a flash drive with me, does he have any discs, does he have a cd?!?! Shit, alright I’m just going to start memorizing.
Who hasn’t been there right? You go over to your buddy’s house. He leaves to run an errand and you hop on his computer. Only to find that you couldn’t have picked a worse day to leave the house without your flash drive. Dude, I keep that shit in my pocket like an American Express card. Don’t leave home without it! I mean, what kind of smut peddler would I be if I wasn’t prepared at every moment. When I leave it’s like Keys -Check, Wallet -Check, Flash Drive -Check. And you know I keep a spare in the car, because you never know when you may hit the mother load (pun intended). Just be glad his boy busted in with the cake when he did, otherwise, chubby would’ve had a chubby and a handful of lotion!