A Few Free Fatguysports.com shirts
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FIRST COME – FIRST SERVE!
I have 8 baby T’s and 2 pink tank tops (women’s only). Men’s shirts aren’t in yet!
In the black baby T’s, I have: 4 x-small , 4 small
In the Pink Tank w/ white lettering, I have: 2 large
e-mail: doc@fatguysports.com immediately to get yours!
NFL Owners do it wrong again!
NFL is an acronym for – Never Fucking Learn!
The “NEW OVERTIME RULE” basically says if the team that won the coin toss in overtime only manages to kick a field goal, then the opposing team gets a chance to score. In other words, THE RULE STILL SUCKS!
I know that 86.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot, but 90% of the free thinking world believes that NCAA Football has the best “Sudden Death” rules in place. The other 10% live in Kentucky!
Really Cincinnati – Snow?
Overcome and adapt people! Sure this weather sucks. Just a couple days ago I’m outside in shorts tossing baseball with my kid and the next we’re going sled riding. That’s just how it is in the Nasti-Nati! Except for a few unwanted transplants and a couple Michigan fans, we all grew up here. Lived here our whole lives. Sure softball dude has is panties in a knot this morning, worried about his practice game tonight…”Dude, I gotta get my swings in, opening day is next week”. Well chill out Jose Consucko. About 10 yrs ago we played in the snowball tournament or whatever it’s called. It was late Feb or something. It was cold, muddy, just horrible weather. We whooped everybody locally. Then went out to Amelia or Newton for the Championship game, or somewhere out in bum fuck egypt. So it’s like the 3rd inning, I’m already 3 for 4 in the game, 2 – 3″ of week old snow mixed with the mud on the ground, and this team is just waiting for the 20 run rule limit in the 4th, complaining and bitchin’ like little girls about the weather….Well, I’m standing on second base, the pitcher is walking around pouting like most pitchers do and I said, “Don’t worry homie, we whooped everybody like this!” INSTANT BRAWL followed!.. Met up with them later in the season and whooped them in good weather too!
Just saying, have your buddy give you that extra B-Vitamin shot in the ass, go play ball and stop bitching.
For those new to the area, to those too stupid to remember what it was like in the previous season, and for UFreak who I’m sure forgot what the weather was like last week….I’ve posted the weekly forcast for the next 10 yrs above.
Dress according!
Do they even have cell phones in the outback?
From The Australian Heraldsun - police are hunting the man, who is alleged to have broken into several houses in the Stonnington, Port Phillip, Yarra and Darebin areas. Police believe the man enters the homes through unlocked doors or windows between about midnight and 6am. As well as stealing property the man also allegedly takes obscene photos of himself on the homeowner’s mobile phone and then sends the image to female contacts listed in the phone.
Fucking Aussie’s! No backbone at all! Here in America we send cock pics from our own phones. We don’t need to resort to criminal behavior to fulfill our adolescent desires. What guy in America hasn’t been stuck in traffic at some point in his life, with a hot chick in the lane next to him. Motioned to her to roll down her window, got the digits, then sent a text that said, “Hi, My Name is Bill (because you never give your real name), I know you can see me, but I thought I’d include a pic for you anyway.”…..then BOOM – chick has a big veiny johnson all over her iPhone. But I digress.
Aside from that cool shell lookin’ thing that they showed on TV every 5 minutes during the Olympics, what have the Aussies given us? Mick Dundee? I’d bet 10:1 that Bloody Bloke is stuck in the outback somewhere shaggin’ a dingo right now.
Prez Bounces on Netanyahu
For a head of state to visit the White House and not pose for photographers is rare. For a key ally to be left to his own devices while the President withdraws to have dinner in private was, until this week, unheard of. FULL STORY HERE
2 things we don’t discuss in the FatGuy nation: Politics and Religion. PERIOD! However, when the Prez bounces on an ally, you know it’s for a good reason! I mean when you’re the President, your itinerary for the next 4 yrs is already made out. It’s not like Netanyahu rolled up in his bullet proof mercedez unannounced, knocked on the door and said, “Yo Prez, lets go get some Sizzlers!” That shit’s been planned for the last year! It’s not like Prez answered the door and was like, “Sorry pimp, me and the first lady got plans.” No, the only reason a guy bounces on a prior engagement of such importance is for a piece of ass. Its in the unwritten book of “Acceptable reasons to bounce on an Ally”. Seriously, health care reform or not, when it’s time to lay some pipe…it’s time to lay some pipe. Kennedy knew it, William Jefferson knew it, and B.H.O knows it! Besides, how are you supposed to negotiate peace, treaties, and all that other bullshit when all you can think about is a piece! Just sayin, I can relate! Now, Let me in the white house biotch!
Code Name: ThatGirl
Did Doc do it again or did Doc fucking do it again!
Meet……………ThatGirl!
As some of you know, we’ve been searching for the perfect female writer for this site for quite sometime. I believe I’ve finally found her! This chick is HOT, Funny, silly, goofy, real, and has a lot of great ideas. Personally, I can’t wait to see what she comes up with. She’s super sweet, has a host of sexy hot friends that I’m sure will end up in some of her photo galleries.
Look, I could sit here all day and sing her praises..but you bitches just have to come back to check her out for yourselves! This little frisky freuline is 100% blonde! She’s into technical gadgets and vibrating iPhone’s, but gets lost on her way home from Lunch!(True Story)…So you know this shit is going to be entertaining! She has experience blogging, she’s got a lot to say (what chick doesn’t), and she’s sure to add alot to the site.
E-mail her directly at thatgirl@fatguysports.com . If there’s anything you want to know from a woman’s perspective, any ideas for bringing content to the site for the female audience, anything about love/relationships, what to get your chick for a special occassion, or you have a few topics you’d like to get her opinion on…send that shit to her!
***WARNING***…just as with e-mails sent to all members of the staff, you should know that you have NO EXPECTATION of privacy…anything you send in may be posted on the main page! And if you send in some stupid shit, then know your dumbass is going to get banged upon!
***YOU’VE BEEN WARNED***
Vote 1 for “I can’t wait to hear what she has to say” or Vote 10 for “Who cares, just keep posting her pictures!”
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Issuing a FGS APB for a Bat Thief
SOFTBALL ALERT! SOFTBALL ALERT!
Apparently some jackass is stealing bats from a couple Dicks Sporting goods stores in KY! Sure we’re a little surprised that bats are being stolen, but not really surprised it’s happening in KY are we? I’m sure it’s just a couple of good ole country boys looking to make a “Deliverence 2: Billy Bob’s Revenge” flick. Note to KY players….If you have a game this weekend and 1 of your guys doesn’t show up, call 911! Because your boy is somewhere on the KY side of the River, bent over a log squealing like a pig while Billy Bob and his brother Billy Ray tell him what a pretty mouf he has.
Chances are it’s probably some “E” league player and he’s already sent the bats off to the Bat Dr. His old DeMarini double wall isn’t getting past the hungover out of shape 3rd baseman anymore and he’s looking for an edge. If you see a dude this weekend that weighs 120lbs, looks like he hasn’t had a bath in a week and just crawled out from under an ’89 Camaro and suddenly hitting the ball 400′…Check his bag!
Checkout the thread at CINCYSOFTBALL.COM
PS – I know the picture of two chicks kissing doesn’t really go with this story, but who the fuck doesn’t like to watch two hot chicks kissing!
Sexism – Only the ugly complain about it
You can read the full ARTICLE HERE if you want, but let me save you the time. It’s an article written by some chick (obviously) that discusses the affects it has on women when men holler out “catcalls”, about the things chicks wear and what guys say to them…blah blah blah!
I don’t wear a steak around my neck and walk through a kennel, because I don’t want to be attacked by a bunch of wild animals. It’s the same basic principle here. I’m not condoning the activity, I’m just saying that when you wrap up 2 big juicy T-Bone steaks in a lovely package for the world to see, then you’re gonna get the same primitive pack animal behavior. And lets be honest, you didn’t drop 7K on your new DD’s because you wanted to hide them. Fact is, Hot chicks love the attention and the word “Sexism” was created by ugly chicks to make up for their lack of hotness.
Man Escapes Transsexual Brothel
From the AP
BASEL, Switzerland – These weren’t flames of passion.
The Swiss daily Blick reported that a fire in an apartment used for transsexual prostitution forced a naked Swiss man onto a window ledge. Firefighters rushed to the scene and put out the flames, but not before the man was photographed in all his glory against the modern building.
Worse, from the man’s point of view, Blick printed the photograph Tuesday and quoted Markus Melzl from the Basel prosecutor’s office as saying the apartment was used for the sex business.
The 33-year-old man was hospitalized after the fire Monday afternoon, according to the paper. It said he was released that evening with light burns.
If you’ve jumped out of a burning transsexual brothel house once, you’ve done it a thousand times. Listen, I’m the last person to criticize someone’s personal pleaures. However, if you live by the sword , then you die by the sword. I don’t know what would send someone into a transsexual brothel house in the first place, but if that bitch catches on fire then you gotta cue the band and prepare for your own personal sinking of the titanic. While I’m sure burning alive is a painful death, it’s a death you only die once. Now, this fudgepacker gets to have his face associated with banging a dude named Jill! Which to me, would be dying a thousand deaths daily for the rest of your life. Next time, I hope he goes out in a blaze of glory, literally!
Vote 1 for: I don’t care who knows, I’m getting out! or Vote 10 for: I’m going down with the Titanic!
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Seeking FatGuySports Sex Symbol!
With all the changes going on around here, we’ve decided to add our very own FGS Sex Symbol! Basically what this means is we’re searching for a hot chick that we can get to wear our different shirts, take pictures in them and look really hot! Like I said before, 2010 is the Chinese year of the FatGuy and we’re planning to capitolize on it in anyway possible.
So, do you know a hot chick? If so, tell her to contact me at: doc@fatguysports.com
Her role will bascially be our “Resident Hottie”….She should be at least 21 yrs old, and lets be honest there are some seriously sexy 30-40 yr olds out there too. So don’t be shy, come join the party. She doesn’t have to do any writing or anything like that if she doesn’t want to.
Now, if you don’t mind being exploited and used for your sexy good looks then what are you waiting for? 90% of our readers are guys that are just waiting to add your pictures to their spank banks. If that kind of shit turns you on, then this is perfect fo you!