Lesson
Posted by TCombs in 
So I get this video sent to me. And I’m sitting here watching it and it’s one of those “wait for it………..wait for it………wait for it…..BOOM there it is!” kind of things. Totally worth the :45 second wait to get to the punchline! It’s like who hasn’t been there right? You’re at a party or card game or something, when suddenly you here the dumbass know it all say something like, “Dude, if you can beat my full house I’ll lick your balls”, or ”Bro, if that dog puts his nose in my crotch again, I’m sticking my dick in his mouth”. Don’t you wish that dog could understand English. Then put his nose in his crotch again as if to say, “Go ahead mother fucker, I”ll bite it off.” Let this be a lesson to all you dumbass’s. Next time you find yourself saying, “Dude if that’s true then I’ll suck your cock” , you may only do it once, but you’re labeled a cock sucker for life!