Tiger on the loose!

People keep asking me, “Doc, what do you think about the Tiger situation?” , “Doc, did you listen to the speech?” and I can say is this….
I don’t give a fuck about what he did! I don’t care about his speech! And I don’t care if his woman stays by his side or not! I don’t care how many chicks he was banging or in how many cities! All I care about is watching the man play golf!
Lets be real here! Most of the analysts, experts, people on the board at these marketing companies, any body and everybody that is giving there opinion has cheated or done something wrong in their life. I’m tired of listening to these hypocrites put the man down, over analyze his every word, and second guess if his model wife is gonna stick around.
I can’t condemn the man for pulling out the driver on every hole. It just proves he’s human. He’s one of the most recognizable people on the planet. I heard a comedian describe it best, “A man is only as faithful as his options. He can stop chasing the poo-nanny, but if the poo-nanny is chasing him —-He can’t run fast enough!”……..Is it funny, YES. Is it true, ABSOLUTELY!
Think about it fellas, if a chick walked up to your sorry ass right now and said, “Drop your pants, I’m dying to blow you”, you wouldn’t know how to act. The first thought in your head would be, “WTF, is this a game show?”. Second thing you would do is look around and see if anybody knows you. Third thing you would do…..you would say “Let the facial begin”!
In Closing…Don’t hate the man for being a man! And ladies, when you marry a high profile person such as this, you might as well accept that he’s going to cheat on you. Afterall, you only married him for the money anyway, so what do you care if he bangs a chick or 200 on the side?
Ancient Chinese Proverb says: “Man who live in glass house, should change clothes in basement”……..Think about it!
This has been another enlightening message from The Doc!
Peace!
I’m out Bitches!

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