HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! ?????

So, you’re probably wondering if the Day is gonna PAY OFF for you…..well, you should! Look at your ass! You can’t EVEN be sure!. So, I found this VDay Chart to help you KNOW! Don’t thank me, its all in the chart!

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The Chart never fails…..it worked for me when I was with….

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February 11th, 2010 | email this | digg it

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ThatGirl said on February 12th, 2010

In my world, if someone answered ‘YES’ to ‘Will you try to make her something’ …then, they get a zip line to the YOU WILL GET NO ASS block.

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The Doc said on February 12th, 2010

LMAO!

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UFreak said on February 12th, 2010

Zip lines are fun though, right?….So, is that “code” for “some ash”?…..

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ThatGirl said on February 14th, 2010

Noway, that is not code for ‘some ash’…Homemade gifts are for kids to give. A grown man, who is a MAN should not be crafting. Period. I would question his sexuality if I received a homemade gift, unless it was in the form of a note that said, “this is a free pass to do whatever you want to do this Valentines Day, here’s my credit card”

Homemade gifts = No ass.

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UFreak said on February 15th, 2010

Homemade ass?…nah, sounds UNfun!…I once “crafted” a pair of Manolo Blahnik boots, and they “=”d ass BIGTIME (but not BIG ass though, cause I can’t “do” that!)!….But, I understand I’m the exception to any rule, rather than a prisoner of said rule(s).

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