Bud Light Lime makes you stupid?

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Jan
24

It sure must!

First you had BUD LIGHT (it kicks F*CKIN A$$!..ooops!, That’s a quarter), then they  developed Bud Light LIME! Because, of course, NO ONE can just ADD lime to their existing beer! Well, no one outside an MIT grad or some Dr from Johns Hopkins anyway! I tried in once,….ONCE!…It ended POORLY!

So here comes Bud with an insubstantial beer,  and if anything defined those words better than Bud Light, I don’t know what it is!…… with the lime built right in.  You don’t even have to slice them!  You don’t even have decide whether you’d want them!  Budweiser has done the thinking for you, and you’re going to like it for real and no fooling!  They aren’t willing to take the risk that you might forget to add lime on your own, so they took the pains to inject natural lime flavoring into every bottle. -Budweiser loves you that much.  The “LOVE”, though, is conditional!….Conditional on YOU spending about $3-$4 a 12-pack MORE for the lime built right in brand, than you will for good old REGULAR Bud Light! How much are limes these days, anyway,…about 4-5 bucks each, right??….Must be, why else would adding lime to a low-rent beer demand a premium beer price?…

…Oh Shit, I just called my local Kroger’s and apparently THEY sell REAL limes for 59 cents a piece! WTH?!?! So??….how dumb must you be to….oh, yeah, Beer makes you stupid! The “wiff’s” been tellin’ me that for the last –…uh,….the last,…uh…???