Haiti 360, cnn

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Jan
24

RIDE THROUGH the wreckage……just unreal.

Lane Kiffin still infactuated with Urban Meyer!

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Jan
24

What a silly, silly little man-boy. Lane Kiffin, in an attempt to hide the skeletons in the closets he recently left at his 2.6 million dollar home the good people of UTenn were renting for him, has decided to start up a hoot of a rumor;

ANIMAL HOUSE: Word on the street is that Kiffin and Ed Orgeron are hammering away at Urban Meyer on the recruiting trail. Reportedly, recruits are being told that Urban Meyer already has a plan in place to succeed Lee Corso on ESPN’s College GameDay. Forget, for a moment, how Meyer feels; poor Corso, who battled back from a stroke and is one of the biggest supporters of college football, must feel like he was blindsided. While it’s a cute story those two concocted, me thinks Laney should worry more about what TMZ uncovers regarding his sordid social life in Knoxville during his short stay on Rocky Top. And Coach O(gre), well. … He should just try to make English his first language. After all, that Geico “So easy a Caveman can do it” marketing campaign has got to run out at some point, right?

Yeah, as if the order of his recently let house isn’t enUFf to keep him busy, Lamey has created a story in an attempt to play Urban off as the new Lee Corso! Petty and meaningless?…That’s the Kiffin Klown!! Rock on Kif, you’ll be a star on your (own) merit SOME DAY!!!…..or not. You’ll always be your Daddy’s little man!

Bud Light Lime makes you stupid?

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Jan
24

It sure must!

First you had BUD LIGHT (it kicks F*CKIN A$$!..ooops!, That’s a quarter), then they  developed Bud Light LIME! Because, of course, NO ONE can just ADD lime to their existing beer! Well, no one outside an MIT grad or some Dr from Johns Hopkins anyway! I tried in once,….ONCE!…It ended POORLY!

So here comes Bud with an insubstantial beer,  and if anything defined those words better than Bud Light, I don’t know what it is!…… with the lime built right in.  You don’t even have to slice them!  You don’t even have decide whether you’d want them!  Budweiser has done the thinking for you, and you’re going to like it for real and no fooling!  They aren’t willing to take the risk that you might forget to add lime on your own, so they took the pains to inject natural lime flavoring into every bottle. -Budweiser loves you that much.  The “LOVE”, though, is conditional!….Conditional on YOU spending about $3-$4 a 12-pack MORE for the lime built right in brand, than you will for good old REGULAR Bud Light! How much are limes these days, anyway,…about 4-5 bucks each, right??….Must be, why else would adding lime to a low-rent beer demand a premium beer price?…

…Oh Shit, I just called my local Kroger’s and apparently THEY sell REAL limes for 59 cents a piece! WTH?!?! So??….how dumb must you be to….oh, yeah, Beer makes you stupid! The “wiff’s” been tellin’ me that for the last –…uh,….the last,…uh…???