National Signing Day is approaching!!!
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Most of the BIG names have declared, and Texas will likely end up with the #1 Class, followed by Florida, Alabama and a few other SEC Schools (6 in the top 10 to this point). On Wednesday (02.03.10) it’ll all settle, sans the possibility some Terrell Pryor/Bryce Brown type decides to ride the “LOVE-ME” train a little longer. For Pryor, it kinda made his two years of comparable “let-down” kinda interesting. And for UMichy and PeniSUfans, may have been a little humorous? OK, so in Michy’s case, they are PROBABLY a little more concerned with their direction, than how much better off both Pryor and THEY would be had it gone to Ann Arbor. Michiganis addressing their defensive needs in this class, but as far as top recruits coming in, that hasn’t yet returned. They will be better going forward, but Richie-Rod will wear asbestos underwear in this, his final year at the helm. Michigan will not be improved enUFf to save him….and the rope he’s been (to this point)given is long enUFf. PeniSU has righted the ship under Coke Bottle Glasses Guy, and lead the big10 in this years race. Its largely believed they’ll fall off a little in the conference THIS year, but are re-loading with this 2010 class.
There are two semi-high profile recruits, possibly, who will run this route this year. The extra time did little good for either of the two mentioned above; Pryor has been largely mis-used in Columbus, and Bryce Brown will move on to the NFL without ever playing in a January Bowl game! Still, I’m sure those extra weeks of Coaches coming by to blow you, were well worth the delay. In Pryor’s case, though, at least he’ll be playing for his conference Title every year. As much a credit to the his team, as it is for his conference. This year, he’ll have to beat scUMiami, Wiscony and Iowa. The two in conference games could be the most competition they had in a long while! scUMiami could be better this year than last. They have a ton of young fast players, that just didn’t handle the hot start so well last year. The game in 2011 will be the tUFfer game, but Pryor will likely make the jump by then…..based on potential more than appeal, I believe. He’s got the tools, he’s just not been able to play the kind of offense he’s built to play. tOSU fans would agree with that, following a loss. They might disagree with that line of thinking now, though. Fresh off a win against Defense-challenged Oregon (who was SHUT down by BSU in game one!), they have boners for the “O” now! At the time, of the Boise win over Ore-gone, it was considered an aberration. The team showed improvement. HOWEVER! -Noting what side of the ball matters (exclusively) in the PAC10 (sans USC), it may mean a little somethin’-somethin’..?? Oregon got to #7 by beating Arizona by 3 in double OT (44-41) and by beating Oregon State IN EUGENE, by 3 (UC smoke OSU in Corvallis in 2010,..smoked ‘em!) Arizona was shut-out in its Bowl game against Nebraska!
UCincinnati class rank, thus far?….With INdy’s DyJuan Lewis (top 150 player/recruit) in the mix, they are up to #58, per Rivals. HERE
Catch signing day updates here!….THIS coming Wednesday!
NFL needs to get a clue!
The “Pass Interference” call in OT last night was B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T!!!!!
The NFL needs to get off of it’s high horse and figure out something about this Sudden Death OT shit! If not in the regular season, then at least in the Playoffs and Superbowl! How many times have we been watching a GREAT football game, just to see a bullshit pass interference in OT, that inevitably puts an astericks next to the game and questions in our minds???????
And for all the Farve haters out there……….BITE ME!
Farve is my kind of cat! He’s a “Real” kind of guy and I love that. He’s not always politically correct, he where’s his heart on his sleeve, and he plays the game because he “LOVES THE GAME”…..
If you can’t admire that, then your sorry ass didn’t get enough hugs as a child and you probably have a spouse at home telling you what a loser you are! And they are RIGHT!!!!
Lane Kiffin still infactuated with Urban Meyer!
What a silly, silly little man-boy. Lane Kiffin, in an attempt to hide the skeletons in the closets he recently left at his 2.6 million dollar home the good people of UTenn were renting for him, has decided to start up a hoot of a rumor;
ANIMAL HOUSE: Word on the street is that Kiffin and Ed Orgeron are hammering away at Urban Meyer on the recruiting trail. Reportedly, recruits are being told that Urban Meyer already has a plan in place to succeed Lee Corso on ESPN’s College GameDay. Forget, for a moment, how Meyer feels; poor Corso, who battled back from a stroke and is one of the biggest supporters of college football, must feel like he was blindsided. While it’s a cute story those two concocted, me thinks Laney should worry more about what TMZ uncovers regarding his sordid social life in Knoxville during his short stay on Rocky Top. And Coach O(gre), well. … He should just try to make English his first language. After all, that Geico “So easy a Caveman can do it” marketing campaign has got to run out at some point, right?
Yeah, as if the order of his recently let house isn’t enUFf to keep him busy, Lamey has created a story in an attempt to play Urban off as the new Lee Corso! Petty and meaningless?…That’s the Kiffin Klown!! Rock on Kif, you’ll be a star on your (own) merit SOME DAY!!!…..or not. You’ll always be your Daddy’s little man!
Bud Light Lime makes you stupid?
It sure must!
First you had BUD LIGHT (it kicks F*CKIN A$$!..ooops!, That’s a quarter), then they developed Bud Light LIME! Because, of course, NO ONE can just ADD lime to their existing beer! Well, no one outside an MIT grad or some Dr from Johns Hopkins anyway! I tried in once,….ONCE!…It ended POORLY!
So here comes Bud with an insubstantial beer, and if anything defined those words better than Bud Light, I don’t know what it is!…… with the lime built right in. You don’t even have to slice them! You don’t even have decide whether you’d want them! Budweiser has done the thinking for you, and you’re going to like it for real and no fooling! They aren’t willing to take the risk that you might forget to add lime on your own, so they took the pains to inject natural lime flavoring into every bottle. -Budweiser loves you that much. The “LOVE”, though, is conditional!….Conditional on YOU spending about $3-$4 a 12-pack MORE for the lime built right in brand, than you will for good old REGULAR Bud Light! How much are limes these days, anyway,…about 4-5 bucks each, right??….Must be, why else would adding lime to a low-rent beer demand a premium beer price?…
…Oh Shit, I just called my local Kroger’s and apparently THEY sell REAL limes for 59 cents a piece! WTH?!?! So??….how dumb must you be to….oh, yeah, Beer makes you stupid! The “wiff’s” been tellin’ me that for the last –…uh,….the last,…uh…???
Meat Smoothie!???
Found this little food thought, quite by luck! “Bad Luck” is still luck, right?
I’m betting its whicked good!….OR!,..try your own variation!,…I’m sure the stomach pains are well worth it!
Oh, and in case you’re longing for Summer,..a HOT DOG ….I can’t WAIT 24 hours! Get me a spoon!…(and some relish)
Its amazing any of us made it this far!…and my kid lives off these death dogs! Well, maybe the other meal he eats, Chicken Nuggets, will save his ass???…OK, maybe not.
When did food stop being food? Is this something I can blame on a lawyer, or Chud Johnson?…NO?…Aww, then F*ck it!…Enjoy the nasty meat vids and drink up on a few beers! ….Tickle your ass with a feather…what?….Particularly nasty weather?..oh yeah, that reminds me:
Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous brunette comes in.
The first guy says, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”
“Beg your pardon?” she asks.
“Particularly nasty weather,” he replies.
The brunette says, “Oh,” and leaves. Then a really hot redhead walks in.
The first guy looks in her eyes and says, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”
Her face lights up and she purrs, “Yeah!”
So they leave and two hours later the first guy comes back for another drink. Shocked, the second guy asks the first one how he did it. He explains that he uses the line on every woman, and if they’re shocked he covers by saying, “Particularly nasty weather,” but otherwise, some girls are up for it.
Eager to try it, the second guy waits for another woman to enter the bar. Soon a blonde walks in.
He nervously says, “Stick your ass with a feather?”
“EXCUSE ME?” shouts the blonde.
The guy reddens and stutters, “Uh, sorry, um… did you know it’s fucking raining out?”
The Ripping off of Home Depot
I went to the “Home” today with the kids, to take back a furnace filter that was Mis-bought by a member of my family’s purchasing team, who is NOT me!…anyway, whilst I was waiting in line behind 4377 other returnees, I noticed this dude in front of us with toilet bowl cleaner….ONE BOTTLE! I’m thinking, what the HELL is this guy doing in the return items line?…..He’s not REALLY looking to return toilet bowl cleaner, is he?…..Well, uh, yeah he was!
One bottle of toilet bowl cleaner is, what, four bucks?…and maybe some change? Well, he’s returning it and trying to get a cash refund. Only problem, the crack staff at HD have this little angle figured out! Well, to a point anyway. Dude HAD a receipt, but it was a receipt with about 30 items on it. Among them, this toilet bowl cleaner. The lady at the return desk said she’d return the amount to the credit card it was charged against. The dude, who looked like Santa Clause’ goofy brother, flipped out. He wanted cash!…She stood firm, saying the amount had to be returned to the card it was credited against. Then he actually said, “Then credit it back to this card”, and handed her a Visa. She went on to explain what he of course already knew, that the card he was handing her was NOT the card the ONE BOTTLE of toilet bowl cleaner was charged from!..THEN!…HE SAID! “But this is the only card I have!, What other card would I have charged it on?”…I’m laughing, and using this waste of my time as a lesson to the kids…”THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T GET HOOK ON METH, KIDS!”…
The lady persisted, Santa’s brother did too….and this point I was gonna give him the $4.53 he wanted just to get moving, but my interest in this return was too great. She told him again, this is not the card, he replied its his only credit card. She won (if you can declare a winner here, that is…) She’d HAVE to return the amount to the card on the receipt…..or!….OR?…yeah, “OR” he could have a store credit for the amount instead! LEARNING OPP #2. I told my kids,…”See?, this why you want to finish High school, kids”?…Then the HD Lady asks to see his ID, to, you know, complete the transaction…Dude “Cop”-flips open his wallet to show her his Driver’s License, and out pops his ID and at least 10 credit cards as well! I start laughing out loud.
Lets see,….Dude drives to Home Depot,…with, perhaps, toilet bowl cleaner “some one” bought with “some” kind of credit card. Its value?…maybe $4.50! So, either this dude is looking for a “Drive-n-Ride” 40 (ounce’r) and a Slim Jim, or he REALLY doesn’t think he will EVER need toilet Bowl cleaner, EVER again! Really, how do you mis-buy ONE bottle of toilet bowl cleaner?, and if you do, don’t you think, “Well, I’m certainly NOT gonna stop crapping any time soon, so maybe I just keep this here “extra” one, under my sink!”…No, this thrifty Santa wanna-be drives (presumably) back to freakin’ Home Depot, without the proper Credit Card, to return the ONE bottle “he” mis-bought!???? Good GAWD! That or an alternative thought, that he’s cheating a neighbor out of a clean “turlit” to feed one of his many sad addictions!…???
After “Bro-of-Santa” left to spend his $4.50 on a hand full of those cool rectangular pencils with no eraser on ‘em, I had a little chat with “Mamma Return”. Seems “Son-of-Santa” is a regular at the return line, and in her words “of questionable character”! I asked her if she thought he’d just pick something out, get a new receipt and come back to see her latter? She just laughed. I cried. Oh, and my return?..It went just fine…I was also able to get two of the RIGHT sized filters, and get on my way. For kicks, I was gonna stop by the Sip-n-suds right around the corner, to se if old Kris Kringle was there wetting his whistle, but I had to get the kids home so they could finish that homework!
Pete “70′s hairstyle man” ducking out before penalties!?
USC fans are fearing the cloak-n-dagger “Browns-move-to-Baltimore” style antics of Mr Pete Carroll as he “Signs-n-drives” outta LA!….Sure, Prater and maybe Baxter (a WR and an RB recruit, who are rated as the #2 and #3 overall recruits this year; Baxter reportedly likes Florida and Michigan as “alts”) might “re-open” their options because of this, but that’s small potatoes! THEY may leave (or seek options) maybe not ONLY because the Coach is making off with a ton of cash! (rumored to be approx. 7 million and nearly FULL control!), but because “there be” good reason(s) Pete couldn’t say no THIS time! P-E-N-A-L-T-I-E-S !!!!,…and if they have teeth; the end of USC domination as we’ve come to know it!
Riiiiggghhhtt!, there are NCAA people snoopin’ ’round them fertile football grounds now, and they may not leave for a little while this time! So much for the heroic, “The Captain always goes down with his ship”, saying, eh? Not when said ship can be replaced with 35 million in “G” dollars!
The NCAA couldn’t get any evidence on Reggie Bush before (they lack subpoena power, so they couldn’t make Bush spill any details), but the Bush trial just got green-lite, so the NCAA will get all the evidence they need from the public record of the trial. As much as I love conspiracy theories and the NCAA, for the most part it’s due to a serious lack of power in terms of evidence gathering. They need snitches to make a case, period. Things may be getting steamy for Carroll, and he might be leaving before his factory gets put on serious probation! Like 7 million wont ease his pain,….
The PAC10 and the NCAA had reasons to keep looking the other way, in the USC case. There is (or “was”) a void of good football interests in the far West (Go ahead, say it with me; East Coast Bias!…East Coast Bias!…); That is until recently (Oregon, aka: Nike U!) with the development of that team in Eugene (see Nike co-founder Phil Knight ). The colorful Ducks can take up the slack now, they have the funding, and a great Offense brewing up there. Typical to the Pac10 ways, though, they dont much bother with playing defense!
So, Pete’s skippin’ off to Seattle and staying a few steps ahead of the law…..can ya blame him? AND!,..after all, its NEVER the people who actually DO the bad things that EVER pay the price in these cases!…..Pete, Maye, Bush, McKnight (who declared for te NFL just now!) all got theirs!…Its just the school and the fans that get the groin shot and a vacation from “Bowling”!!!
Nice work Pete, enjoy your time resurecting the Seahawks!…..and, all that great coffee! Please keep us abreast of how that Colton Harris-Moore case is going!
Mark Sanchez says: THIS,..or, listen to him HERE
A nation full of soft kids!!!
If the children are our future, then we’re screwed!
Today is a classic example of how soft society has become in the way we handle our kids. Local meteorologists predict 2-5″ of snow and immediately schools are closing!
For everyone that lives in the tri-state area with kids, you were checking the news last night and seeing schools on 2hr delays, some schools were already closed and the first freaking snowflake hadn’t even fallen yet!
Here I sit, 8:20 a.m. and my kids are in the living room watching cartoons and eating pop tarts instead of being at school. I live on the “west-side’ish” part of the Nati, I just looked out the window and I still dont’ see snow falling! But I can promise you one thing, later on today if we do get all that snow, my two young’ns will be outside shoveling the drive way off! They will wish they were in school, because The Doc don’t play that baby! I’m not raising a couple weak punkass kids!
For anyone in the 25-50yr old range, did you ever get a school day off for snow, prior to any snow????? ME EITHER!!!!
Hell, there could be a foot of snow on the ground and we still had to go! There was none of this baby-fied shit going on! How are you supposed to prepare these kids for the real world, the CRUEL real world, if all we do is keep them under the umbrella of protection until they are 25?????
Call me “Old School”, but if you don’t have a degree from the school of Hard Knocks, then you still have a lot of learning to do!
If you want to know what our future is going to be like. If you want to know who is going to be looking out for our best interest in 20-40yrs, then you have to watch this YouTube clip. This is what happens when you treat a kid like they are 2yrs old all the way through their teen years! Somebody needs to whoop his ass! He is losing his mind because his mom cancelled his “world of warcraft” account!
Seriously….I can’t help but laugh, because you would have to call in Child Services on me if my kid acted like that, especially at that age! I would lose my Mutha F*ng mind! We have a nation of spoiled brats that are going to be running the country in 20-30yrs, and how do we prepare them? We give the day off school before the first snowflake falls! And that’s just a microcosm of what society is doing to these kids! We’re not helping them, we’re crippling them!
My kids have a saying, “You get what you get, and don’t throw a fit”…….because they know if they act like they don’t appreciate something, or disrespect something, or throw a crazy fit………that I will strip down their room and they will have nothing but a bed to lay on for a few days!
Don’t get me wrong, I know kids will be kids, etc etc…and that’s all good and you have to let them grow. HOWEVER, if they start getting too far out of line, it’s time lay down the law! If you don’t have the balls to do that, then you don’t need to be a parent!
As for the parents of this lil punkass kid in this video……..somebody needs to take the dad outside and pimp slap his ass for letting his seed grow up like this.
This has been another enlightening message from The Doc!
Peace!
I’m out Biotches!