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Turner Gill will NOT be the next UC Head Coach….
No, he sure wont be, here at UC. WHY?…well, probably the biggest reason is he can return to the BIG12. Turner Gill was a fablulous player at Nebraska, of course, and tooled under some impressive Coaches during his post-playing days. He would have been a nice fit here too. His offense is a little different, but I think he’d have been a better fit than Skippy will/would. (Skip Holtz). Anyone who’s father does a spot on ESPN as DUMB as Lispin’ Lou Holtz, will never get an endorsement here!…..He can become the next Urban Meyer, and he’ll still be the dude who’s lispin’ Dad did that dumbass skit on ESPN! To be fair, I should cut ESPN in on 1/2 the blame,…so, I do.
…..What they tell you you’ll get, and what you ACTUALLY get. See any difference?….
So, Turner Gill is off the list, and Skippy is still available!…(yuh-wah, What a surprise, huh?) Will Kansas be better off at this time next year, than UC will? Probably not!…but my guess suggests that by 2011, Gill has made strides, while Skippy will lead UC back to the middle of the pack in the Big Least. I sure hope UC Skips, on Holtz!…
Think the mighty (Jeff) QUINN, instead!
The expasion talk, again….
The “OLD TEN” has watched their once mighty (well, it was in the 40′s – 60′s I hear) conference fall further and further behind everyone else, for years!
Before you think this is a “bash-the-Little-1(1)0″ piece, it really isn’t. The Big10 in trying to stick to its “traditions” has been slow to do most things other conferences have. The most progressive thing they (as a group) did, was UMichy’s hiring of Dick Rod – and unfortunately they are 2 years into that move and looking back on it with raised eyebrows. Think about OSU’s hire of Vesty…that’s NOT a move most other BIG schools would have made. It turned out well for them, but can you see Notre Dame or Oklahoma reaching out to an in-State small townie-Coach like that? You’re gonna have some success anyway, because of that old brand name, but still….low wattage. Paterno wasn’t part of the conf when he was hired,…back in 1921, or when he won Nat Titles; Making Tress the only hire who worked it all out. Though his EPIC failure against Florida in that Title game kinda took a shine off those earlier accomplishments.
The Big-Whatever conference has long been a 2-man race (No disrespect intended towards Wiscony, but really…until PENNIState got there, and got good again – boom, it was just OSU and Michy). Michy is struggling now, so its made PENNIState better. Two National Titles in the last 40 years, a losing record in the Rose Bowl, and 7 teams that dont instill fear in any MAC team, will do that.
Now they are looking like, or at least saying they will fill in another team, round off to 12 teams and get something new in the mix. For 15 years they’ve been waiting for ND to fall in their ranks, they resisted. (Mostly because the NCAA is filled with enUFf ND alum’s to keep the “gifts” coming.)
They missed out on Cincy, which would have been a super pick up (but who knew until a few years ago?)…now they are going to have to reach out to a Central Michigan, or try to pull some other ACC-like heist. Central Michy will need stadium/facility upgrades, but they are regionally a good fit. They also boast the best potential for quality, though they’d never win the Title…..which may be the plan, and it shouldn’t be. Waiting for ND to fall in line just ain’t happenin’!
Alvarez was always a good coach, hopefully he can rally enUFf supporters to get this done quick….A BIG10111? Conference Title Game?….YEE-hah!
Wisconsin athletic director Barry Alvarez says the Big Ten will soon make a more aggressive push toward adding a 12th member.
Speaking to Wisconsin’s athletic board on Friday, Alvarez, the former longtime Badgers football coach, said the conference already has investigated possibilities for expansion “from all over the country.” And though he places no timetable on the search, Alvarez thinks conference commissioner Jim Delany will respond to a group of athletic directors and coaches who want expansion.
“I have a sense he is going to take this year to really be more aggressive about it,” Alvarez told the board. “I just think everybody feels [expansion] is the direction to go, coaches and administrators.”
Penn State football coach Joe Paterno has been the most vocal advocate of a 12th Big Ten team, and he has support from several of his fellow coaches.
A 12th team would allow the Big Ten to split into divisions and hold a conference championship game. The Big Ten typically ends its football season two weeks before the other BCS conferences, though the addition of a permanent bye week in 2010 will shrink the gap by a week.
“We’re irrelevant for the last three weeks of the football season because we’re not playing,” Alvarez said Friday.
Paterno has stumped for expansion several times, but Delany — who was unavailable for comment — told ESPN.com this spring that the league has no immediate plans to add a 12th team.
“There’s not an obvious move,” Delany said in May. “There might be to some coaches, including Coach Paterno, but it’s not as obvious to the university presidents and to the athletic directors.
“There are a lot [of schools] that could take a lot away, but there aren’t a lot that could bring so much to make the choice an easy one. You have to have a lot to make something go like this, and it’s broader than really a championship game or a basketball tournament.”
The Big Ten most recently expanded with Penn State, which began competing as a league member in football in 1993. The league has made runs at Notre Dame but hasn’t had serious discussions for several years.
UC will be fine, but ND will still suck
Gilyard handled the news just fine, and why shouldn’t he?…He’s been a great leader for this team, and they will be fine going forward. There are a number of solid coaching prospects, and they’d be lucky to inherit a 12-0 team!
Skip Holtz: The East Carolina coach since 2005, Holtz just won his second-straight Conference USA championship. After being linked last year with the Syracuse head coaching job, Holtz was quoted as saying “it would have to be a really special situation to get me out of here.” East Carolina plays Arkansas in the AutoZone Liberty Bowl on Jan. 2.
Bowl Odds
Las Vegas has posted opening lines for the five Bowl Championship Series games:
Rose Bowl: Oregon (-2) vs. Ohio State. Over/under: 50. The line has moved to minus-3.5 at the time of this post.
Sugar Bowl: Florida (-10.5) vs. Cincinnati. Over/under: 62.
Fiesta Bowl: Texas Christian (-4) vs. Boise State. Over/under: 54. The line has already moved to minus-8.
Orange Bowl: Georgia Tech (-3.5) vs. Iowa. Over/under: 51. The line has moved to minus-3.
BCS title game: Alabama (-4) vs. Texas. Over/under: 45.
Ohio State, Florida, TCU, Jawja Tech, and Alabama, will win. (Though will ALL cover the spread?)……Who outside of SEC fans REALLY wants to see a 4th straight (and 3rd different) SEC National Champion!??!?!…Yeah, look for the BCS Bashers to rally in high gear over this! No one likes ANY thing that wins like this. Sure, this should be Florida and Cincy in THE BCS game, but that didn’t happen thanks to a poor performance by ‘dem Gators.
Who bets the TCU talk this year dwarfs that of The Ute talk last year?..Yeah, and it’ll be ALL the same people!
yup!…Tiger (reportedly) banged THIS porn star too….But as she might tell it,…”Who hasn’t?” — Still, bet it was a lot of fun!….for him!
I now HATE freakin’ Tiger Woods!
Yeah, I could care less which of the (possibly) many holes he dips his balls in,…Sure, as a man I may be a little jealous that he’s more able then I, and, I’m a little past my ‘day” now, but..no,…its not that. Its just that now my wife wants a freakin contract full of $$ bonuses, to hang out with me! And I can’t even TELL you what I have to pay for boom-boom now!
Yeah, like if riding the fun-ship UFreak wasn’t enUFf, NOW after reading the new “deal” Elin is getting, MY wife wants a written “BANG-me-for-CASH” arrangement to stay with MY ass!….Yeah, as if the regular ash-plowings weren’t enUFf!, now she apparently wants some cash too!…YOU FREAKIN’ ASH HOLE TIGER! WTF!?!?!? OK, sure, I have a few dollars shy of a Billion, and we live in a cardboard cut-out by comparison,..still. I now have to pay??? U PRICK!!!
Elin gets 80 million to stay with the Worlds #1 sports celeb?, and (if reports are right) 55 million if she just stays 2 more years!?…F**K!. I’d live in Hitlers flooded basement as a whiny Jew, for 2 years for even a 100th of that!. Shit, Tiger, you F**KED the curve up but good, DUDE!…Even for us regular folk!.
My wife, and believe me she’s put up with some sh*t, would make Elin puke hard food, by comparison. Now she wants a money specific deal! Hell, its topical now!….Fox will have a “PAY FOR ASS” reality show in about 30 minutes, guys! Snatch is gonna be put on lay-away pretty soon! AND!…We can thank the biggest puzzy on the planet for this new World Order! Yeah, Tiger Woods, the geek who is paying his women up to 80 million (and 55 million guaranteed) to tolerate living in the lap of luxery, for TWO YEARS!!!!! She gets 55 million dollars, on top of any settlement money, (they have two kids and she’s been living pretty high on the “not-Tigers-HOG”, fellas!) to live with a guy she supposedly wanted to marry!!!!!…yeah, I KNOW! This is a ridiculous development, man!
What does a 27.5 million dollar a year “crank” do?…..I mean, I get good ass sex,….and I’ve had some pretty good “smooth down” in my days, but, I cannot imagine what 27.5 million a year crank does! This crotch must,…what,…sh.t guys, I can’t even imagine what a 27.5 million dollar a year b.tch could do for a dude…there cannot be true value, there. There just can’t be! Tiger’s life is hell, but he’s going to NOW!???..over-pay for “crank” he’s not even going to GET!?!?!? (at least you gotta think he wont be getting it MORE often, anyway!)…. Do you think she’s gonna be a BETTER piece in the rack or a worse piece, here forward?….Everytime he says “Babe, that was incredible”…She’s gonna say,..”Well, for what you’re paying, it sure SHOULD BE F*CKER!”…and he can forget about oral obligations all-together, dude, that’s another 40 mil!!
27.5 million a year, divided by 356 days, means that b.tch is getting, what,..like…75,00 per day?….COME ON TIGER!!!!…THERE IS NO F*CKIN WAY SHE’S GOT A PUZZY WORTH 75K a DAY!!. Give us regular guys a break, man!…You DO KNOW, prostitution is illegal, right !?!?!? GOD-DAMMIT!. man! BALL UP, kick the freakin’ b*tch to the god-damn curb!…Don’t pay her to stay with you!….THINK ABOUT US ONE TIME!
I guess I’m lucky, though…My wife is only asking for $42.35 a week to tolerate my ass….maybe I’m getting a deal?!?!?!?…She sure has a lot more to consider than that (legal) whore Elin has to! WHERE ARE YOU UNCLE SAM!?!?! This just CAN’T be right!!!!
What would you do if
……You saw your friends wife on a dating site, presenting herself as a single woman??????
First the facts:
He’s really not a friend, just a guy I know
His wife is really hot
and…well, what else matters..lol
Here’s the thing…When I saw her, I wasn’t really sure it was her. I couldn’t tell from the pictures. So I sent her a message, which led to some texting and phone conversation. But I still wasn’t sure.
I mean, it looked like her and sounded like her. Even her phone number was eerily similar. But I wasn’t convinced yet. I mean, you can’t get over on The Doc that easy baby. So, we arranged to meet!
So we met at a local sports bar. Now at first, when she was walking up, I thought she looked really familiar but then she said “Hey Doc, long time no see, how have you been?”….and in my head I”m thinking, “yeah yeah yeah, nice try baby, but I’m still not convinced”.
So I just played along, making small talk, etc etc. But remember, at this point I’m not even thinking about if I should tell him or not. I’m still trying to be 100% positive that it’s her. After a few drinks and friendly conversation, we decided to go to a club, have a few more drinks and do a little dirty dancing.
We had to go right? I mean out of respect for this guy I barely know and to be thorough in trying to identify her, it was an important step in the process. I didn’t want to just jump the gun you know.
After a couple of hours of watching her bounce and gyrate, and slamming shots of Jack daniels like my life depended on it, wouldn’t you know my decision making process wasn’t real sharp and i decided to stop thinking about it and just have fun.
The next morning when she left, she looked at me in a way that felt familiar, like I knew her from somewhere..but I still wasn’t sure. Well, we’ve been seeing each other for a few months and I’m still not sure. We’re going out this weekend and I’m really thinking about just asking her, but I probably won’t…lol
It’s getting to the point where I feel like I should probably be starting to feel a little guilty if it is her, but I”m not there yet, and why ruin a GREAT thing???????
But what would you do? I’m a little jaded, someone point me in the right direction 
Look, I understand Tiger’s prick has a mind of its own, and that’s fine!
What I CAN’T understand, is that sissy-bitch lawyer-esque statement he released today! He should have his nuts revoked, as a penalty! What a puzzy! I’ll never look at the man the same, ever again! look, you had a need, and you purr’sued it. It happens!
Listen, I understand Tiger Woods is a man, and a sickly rich man at that. I also understand that even a smokin’ hawt chick can become boring or, even more depressing, stagnant! AAAAhhhhhhh! Really, imagine you are fortunate enUFf to hook up with a top Super model, like Elin, and you bag her! YUM! While you are in mid-coitis, you realize,…”Uh, this smokin’ hot bitch just isn’t that good”!..But your brain is fighting your eyes, and your ego, so you submit! Unfortunately, few men can mentally work past that hot-ness to dismiss even the most average sex partner! For some men, that one is all they’re gonna get!…yeah, I know,…pathetic!
Had you been a goof golf geek like Tiger, you might have NEVER had a pice THAT good (most of us dont)….well, at least not until you started making large cash! Golf ‘studs”, even at Stanford, PROBABLY didn’t bring home that best trim most nights. Truth be told, they probably, in those days, didn’t bring home much at all; -unless they came to school really really rich! Even then, it was PROBABLY a stuffy ass snatch at best.
In all likelihood Tiger had an obligatory nut that seemed like the best ever, with Miss Elin. Heck, even if you were a somewhat accomplished “dude”, you might accept your penis’ interpretation that Elin’s looks beat out the less than acceptable performance. This isn’t exclusive to Tiger, but more of a widspread problem. How else do dudes accept jail to their women leaving them?
I’m suggesting that, even if “she” IS extremely hawt, she may not be,…well,…all that “good”! At least not good enUFf to marry! BUT!…You “F”‘d up! You married “looks”, and not passion….M-I-S-T-A-K-E!
You can see that as possible, right? If you step outside of her looks and evaluate the “pump” value. (That’s not “making love”, either, that’s brutal “up-the-whoo-hoo” Pro-level BANGING!…..Really, if you are into “making love”, YOU are a PRIME candidate for a partner that is looking for another mate! “Making Love” is a silly ass Soap Opera ideal, that doesn’t mean shit in the real World. If you are banking on your “Love making” ability to sustain your partner, you’re an IDIOT! You’re better off to start thinking about *****in’ that “person” of interest, and leave “making love” to the stupid ass actors in movies and on TV. That “sissy-ass” shit doesn’t live out here in he real world!
Hey, I dated a smokin’ hawt Buccaneer Cheerleader back in the day, and she was smokin’ hot…Sure, she was ALSO great in the rack, but, had she NOT been, I’d have walked……Yes, I sure would have; and in a minute! That wasn’t the case with her, and as it turned out she ended up realizing she could do better, and left me. I was NOT in a position to argue with her, heck, I was a hack Ho trolling babes for the fun of it, at that time. She left me for a dude playing in the NFL, fella’s, there’s no shame in that game!…I was pizzed to lose the ”clam”, but at the same time she didn’t owe me anything! Besides, as you can now attest, I still have a great memory!…which I was lucky to get!
The point here, aside from me braggin’ a little, is this;…..No matter HOW hot the babe is, somewhere there is a dude who is sick of her shit! -OR, pizzed off! Yeah, maybe you’ve heard that old cliche, and maybe you’ve actually lived it (Like I did). Instead of being a jerk-ass about it, I took it for what is was – a great time!. I got her on her way up, which is better than ”on-her-way-down”. Still, it wasn’t enUFf to “Marry”!
So, Tiger has a smokin’ piece at home……see her HERE,…..OK, so we all know she’s a babe. Still, if she blows in the rack, or is even “just” good,…there’s always going to be a need to roam! Ladies, this is NOT a revelation, nor is it ANYthing different to how YOU all live or “roam” either. Some guys just figure that if the picture is nice, so is the ride. Well, like anyone whose ever ridden the Beast will tell you, there IS a better ride out there!
Elin, you are super hot!…and, now, you are a mother. Mother’s “sometimes” feel freaky about making it “pop” in the bedroom after they birthed a child. The old, I’m a Mom, not a Whore” syndrome creeps in; or so I hear. Well, you played the part to hook the man, so dont be surprised when he wants that “whore” forever more!
You may think change is in order, and if you do…MORE power to you! But!, don’t freak when your man seeks out, and finds, another sexy dawg! Sex IS actually THAT important -it is! You may lose interests, or cut back because you’re not in the mood like you once were…Heck, maybe you even scaled back on the freaky shit (BIG MISTAKE!)…It’ll be noticed and, if needed, REPLACED! Dudes need sex. PERIOD!. THEY NEED IT! and, more than you do. This should interst you, unless you want them to bag strange trim. OK, so this is only the case for MOST men, not “all” men…There are sissy-bitch men out there who will not complain, but then end up in some Clock Tower with a highh powered rifle some day.
You want to sustain the relationship, keep doing what you were doing before you got the ring…if not, then don’t pick up a 9-iron when your man looks for some strange. Even if/when that strange is your horny-bitch friend! If you’ve given it up, it doesn’t mean he has too, and “F” you for thinking it should!!
My suggestion: Don’t think you are in control unless your man is a wuss….but if that’s the case, why’d you even bother?
And you guys need to realize too: “Heat is a 2-way street”. Pay attention to the “wife” like YOU use to, or risk her bending over the desk of that prick bastage in Sales! I dont need to read the Doc’s “love letters” to know, there are a BUNCH of horny ass women out there, that are NOT getting IT at home! Sad as that sounds, its happening!
Don’t blame Tiger for looking for greener greens!..It might not be his fault. Elin might have cooled, and if she did, what’s a man to do?
Guys!…right now, go find her, and give it to her like she wants the Bachelor (or some other TV shtud) to do it!…Don’t end up like Tiger! — with a wrecked SUV and a nine iron up your butt!
How much for the Hydrant?
Tiger skates, of course. Everyone with LARGE $$ does….and, he probably should. He’s gonna have his hands full for a few months ( But NOT with THIS ). Tiger’s gonna call Kobe, and commission the jeweler that got him out of the hot water. Yeah, if rUFf butt-sex costs a man 4-mil, what does “Down-under-night-putting” cost?
Still, how much do you think that Fire Hydrant will fetch on e-bay?
Q. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? A. Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Q. What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge? A. He can back up his pitching wedge
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. I guess he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.