HAPPY old lang syne NEW YEAR, Crones!

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Dec
31

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Looking forward to a great year, in 2010! Hope y’all have a great SAFE time tonight, and dont forget about that little old game tomorrow night,…right close to 8:30pm or so…..

If you’re thinking about some kind of NEW YEARS food for that game, WE here at FatGuySports gotcha coverd! This little feast is sure to help make YOU a hit!(at least big points for original game grub!)….Get up early and run down to Jungle Jim’s in Fairfield; -Might be your best commercial option for the ingredients…If not, hit up some random farm on your way home tonight. Either way, you’ll love this one!

FGS New Years “Pacha Pary Treat”!

This terrifying abomination of a meal heralds from Iraq and consists of you eating boiled sheep’s head. That’s pretty much it. Oh, also, you might get some trotters and stomach thrown in there if you’ve been good.

The ingredients are all boiled slowly so that a sort of broth (read: distilled liquid nightmare) forms around the head, and whatever other body parts are being boiled. It is then seasoned to taste (most likely with the screams of children) and served with some bread soaking in the broth itself. If the stomach is being served as well, then that would most likely be filled with rice and lamb before being sewn shut to keep all that stomach-flavored goodness inside.

Perhaps the worst part of the dish is that once you get over the oddness of eating a boiled sheep’s head, all you’re really doing is eating sheep meat, until the terror reveals itself with each consecutive mouthful of boiled head meat. Piece by piece and scrap of flesh by scrap of flesh, you will slowly reveal the rictus grin of the sheep skull beneath. Depending on whether or not you opt to have the eyeballs removed or left in, by the time you finish your pacha, you’ll be left with a skull on a plate, its empty eye-sockets a hollow mockery of their former selves.      YUM!

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