HAPPY old lang syne NEW YEAR, Crones!
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Looking forward to a great year, in 2010! Hope y’all have a great SAFE time tonight, and dont forget about that little old game tomorrow night,…right close to 8:30pm or so…..
If you’re thinking about some kind of NEW YEARS food for that game, WE here at FatGuySports gotcha coverd! This little feast is sure to help make YOU a hit!(at least big points for original game grub!)….Get up early and run down to Jungle Jim’s in Fairfield; -Might be your best commercial option for the ingredients…If not, hit up some random farm on your way home tonight. Either way, you’ll love this one!
FGS New Years “Pacha Pary Treat”!
This terrifying abomination of a meal heralds from Iraq and consists of you eating boiled sheep’s head. That’s pretty much it. Oh, also, you might get some trotters and stomach thrown in there if you’ve been good.
The ingredients are all boiled slowly so that a sort of broth (read: distilled liquid nightmare) forms around the head, and whatever other body parts are being boiled. It is then seasoned to taste (most likely with the screams of children) and served with some bread soaking in the broth itself. If the stomach is being served as well, then that would most likely be filled with rice and lamb before being sewn shut to keep all that stomach-flavored goodness inside.
Perhaps the worst part of the dish is that once you get over the oddness of eating a boiled sheep’s head, all you’re really doing is eating sheep meat, until the terror reveals itself with each consecutive mouthful of boiled head meat. Piece by piece and scrap of flesh by scrap of flesh, you will slowly reveal the rictus grin of the sheep skull beneath. Depending on whether or not you opt to have the eyeballs removed or left in, by the time you finish your pacha, you’ll be left with a skull on a plate, its empty eye-sockets a hollow mockery of their former selves. YUM!


Texas Tech fires the Dungeon Master!
So, what does the guy do?….Well, this is America folks, so of course he SUES the School! SURE!…Lawyers will sue for any F*ckin’ reason, even one where you spill hot ass f’n coffee on your crotch!..AND, apparently, when you MAKE a football player stand in a shed for getting a concussion!
listen, I get the part where a Coach is responsible to tUFf’n up the players, and there have been all kinds of techniques used to get that message across,..but tell, me PLEASE, anyone, What does standing in a “shed” for 3 hours do for a player who has a CONCUSSION!?!?!?….Bear Bryant would be OUT, if he attempted this stupid stupid, F’N stupid tactic. WHAT THE F*CK?!?!….Can you see the progression here?….JAMES: “Coach, I’ve been diagnosed with a concussion, and the Doc says I shouldn’t practice…..Says I should get rest”…LEACH: “OK, sure, I can understand that, son…Did this “DOC” fella say anything about YOU standing uninterrupted for several hours in a tool shed?”…..JAMES: “What?”….”Stand in a tool shed, Coach?”….”Is there a benefit to standing in a shed, even withOUT a concussion?”….LEACH: “F*CK YOU SON!…I’m the fat ass with man-boobs around here, NOT YOU!…I SAY YOU STAND IN A FREAKIN’ SHED for 3 hours, YOUR ASS STANDS IN A TOOL SHED FOR 3 HOURS, boy-ee”!….JAMES: “OK”….”Damn, you’re a smart man, Coach”…LEACH: “ARE YOU IN THAT SHED YET SON?!?!?!

Really, what ounce of sweat can you imagine you’ll get from sending a kid with a concussion, to “stand” in a shed?….I’ve been sent through the wringer puh-lenty! I understand and support the cause as it relates to the goals of getting the players to be tUFf,….however, knowing NOW about the legal side of things, and hearing how schools are paying off claims left and right over issues like NOT letting a pregnant girl play Volleyball, to kids dying during ordered “runs”,…I cannot imagine what Leach exposed Texas Tech to in the form of a lawsuit. had they NOT taken issue with this, it would have been as if they endorse this crazy teaching technique. In light of what happened to fatass Mangino over in Kansas, HOW can anyone support Leach on this? Fat Albert Mangino was dismissed over making a kid burn his hands doing the crawl, for gawds sake. What happens if James ends up with perm brain damage?….it wouldn’t even have to be related to the “STAND” treatment….but a Doctor somewhere will say it “could” have! The school’s fly is WIDE OPEN for litigation, and a huge payout!…FOR WHAT?….No, releasing Leach was the way to go. Tim Tebow made having a concussion a topical thing, and since there has been an out pour of players coming forward stating that they’ve been permanently hurt by Coaches and organizations for “forcing” them to Play or train after being diagnosed with a concussion! All these players coming back and supporting Leach, are not taking into consideration what the man opened up, as far as liability, for the school. His actions were crazy, foolish, and criminal. He shouldn’t be allowed to train the Guantanamo prisons in hari kari! He should never coach again, and his assface lawyer should be disbarred for taking this to our already jammed up courts!
F*CK YOU LEACH!…I hope some one makes you go 45 minutes w/o a meal, you hypocritical asshat!…You’d break like a bread stick at the 15 minute mark! I hope JAMES, sues YOUR ass! Craig James should run a pony express over your fat ass, but he wont because PETa will jump his sh.t because the horses would break their legs tripping over your man-boobs!
Wiscony out U’s, The U!
On a sloppy Field in Mid-Florida (Orlando) Wisconsin beat back the Jacory Hurricanes 20-13. The field was a bit of a factor but, like that old saying, it was “The same for both teams”. John Clay, the beast, RB for Wiscony was the difference. I sure have to say, I didn’t think Wisc’y had a chance in this one. Its not the Speed vs Size argument, it was Harris playing young and Wisconsin taking away his time (for the most part). Harris may have a brilliant career ahead of him, but he’s paying for that later success with erratic play now.
Miami players have, for a number of year, “tried” to re-connect to those glory years of the 80′s-early 90′s when they pretty much forced themselves on everyone. Since the mid 90′s and sans that incredible team in 2001, they have failed (Randy Shannon had a hand in most if that)…..and looked kind of silly doing so. They tried, last night, to “swagger”, just to show they could! “Swagger” btw, is too dated to keep using. It sounds like The Golden Girls rapping, bad. They appear desperate and like wanna-bee’s rather than the good players they are (or could be). College Football has “era’s”, and that “swagger” era is over…Now-a-days, they all have swagger, which is basically “in your face confidence”, or in most cases “over-confidence”. Faux swagger?; is as obvious as the drunk girl at a Wedding reception! Its like some “need” to feel like you just did something you’re expected to do…which is kinda sad.

Miami “popping” and “cracking” last night after even the most meager play or event, should have made the Micheal Irvin’s of the past, roll in their coke laced bedding. This is still a team of pretenders, and maybe once they drop the stale act and try and play Football for a whole season, that silly ass “The U” slogan might be relevant again.
Not taking anything away from the effort out of Wiscony! They played, played hard, and they didn’t get all yippie about every play; Even the BIG plays. It was refreshing to see. College Football is played with emotion, true. Its also played with your mind. Clouding it up with “Oh gawd I’m good”, seems to have its limits. When Miami was the “little team that wasn’t suppose to” at the beginning of the year, they played very well. They had 4 games to start the year, and while no one was giving them a chance they did well…..once that young team started pea-cocking around and Jacory Harris was in his “We don’t want no bandwagon jumpers” phase, they immediately played poorly (against VTech) and finished losing to Clemson(in Miami) and UNC(away)! Two teams they should have beaten, talent wise. Randy Shannon let his Miami past take over, and he’s gonna get roller coaster like results…..unless?
My advice to those Hurricanes?..not that I’d expect any of them to care about it, but ; Make your OWN name by doing something different! Maybe leave the 80′s and 90′s where they are, in your history. Maybe go out there, play a mental game, play through to the whistle, get up play hard again. Leave the head popping, shoulder strutting and the jump up and celebrate every freakin’ tackle, OUT of the game. How many fumbles aren’t picked up, or plays finished off, because the player feels he’s just GOT to jump up and bump someone or some thing, RIGHT NOW!?!?…..Yeah, that’s hardly proprietary to Miami players, but maybe they go out and start some “new era”?…2010 should be “their” year, so…maybe its a good time?
Yes, yes,…The Urban era is over, in G’ville…
Speculation ABOUNDS!…First off, “NO”!…I am not accepting the job if and when Jeremy Foley calls me…and he will. Second, Tebow will NOT become the youngest ever Head Coach of a major College Program as a result of this news. Though that would be kinda cool, it’ll probably not happen, even after I spurn their offer.
Too bad Brian Kelly already has HIS dream job, eh?….How funny would THAT be? Stoops, Kyle Whittingham(Utah) and Dan Mullen (Missy State) appear as common choices. I’d rather Charlie Strong disconnect from L’ville and take it up, though he’s seen by many as too green (no HC experience). I say he’d do just fine, and would maintain a solid commit to the Defense. Bob Stoops is too far removed to have the intended impact, though he’d be a big name,…sadly, he will not be leaving Oklahomo until he’s ready to retire.
Notre Dame fans have offered Chunky, but Foley didn’t have enUFf Double Bubble grape flavor to cinch up the deal…Speculation of this move, however, that he might end up in G’ville DID boost investing in the local Wendy’s and Burger Kings franchises. Also, Lard-o-Boy Donuts looked into available space close to the Stadium,….thankfully there appear to be 4200 candidates ahead of Big-Butt, so….all that for nothing.

Recruits appear to be locking in on theoir commits, but they have yet to be pressed by some of the sharks that will certain to be circling Urban’s carcass as the season progresses. Its more the nature of the biz than anything disrespectful though. The biggest winner of this happening will be Saban and Mack, as they will be the most likely to qualify for the talent that could be available.
Do the Gators get another Ron Zook?…or do they do a little better this go ’round?….Haters are hoping for the Zookster!….and Lame Kitten is probably still laughing!
UPDATE: AND NOW THIS
LeRoy Butler, YOU DA MAN!!!!
If you haven’t read the quote, where he rips on the Favre/Minny saga, then you sure should!;

Brett Favre‘s former teammate, said the QB’s dustup on Sunday night with Vikings coach Brad Childress exposed what he said is the truth behind the Vikings: That Favre is calling the shots for the team.
“Everybody in Minnesota knows that Brett Favre is running that organization,” LeRoy Butler, a Packers safety from 1990-2001, told the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel. “When the head coach leaves and goes and picks him up in his SUV, and brings him to the facility. Everyone knows who’s running the Minnesota Vikings.”
Favre said he had a “heated discussion” with Childress on Sunday when the coach tried to remove him from the game. Childress downplayed the severity of the disagreement, but said he was worried that Favre was being hit too much.
Cracks may be showing in the Childress-Favre relationship that blossomed when the coach recruited the QB out of retirement his summer. ESPN’s Kevin Seifert categorized six stress points that have opened up between the two this season.
Butler said that Favre was wrong not to accede to Childress’ wish to lift him from the game, but said the Vikings share blame because they knew what they were getting from him.
“Brett is a chip, Super Bowl or bust, all in,” he told the Journal-Sentinel. “So you knew Brett was a diva, you knew Brett wanted it his own way, you knew this all along. It was just a matter of time before it happened.”
Butler also said that other players on the Vikings surely have taken notice that Childress has lost control of Favre.
“If I’m Percy Harvin, and I have a question on a route or a play, I’m going right to Brett Favre,” he told the paper. “If I’m Adrian Peterson and I’m not getting the carries I want, I don’t go to Childress or (OC Darrell) Bevell, I go to Brett Favre. He’s running the team. All this falls on Brett.”
This is hilarious!…Brett Favre is a bitch too?…Media Whore, DIVA, AND a little cry-bitch….great stUFf Mr Butler! You’ve always been a great player(and a former ‘Nole), and now, I think you’ve just worked your way into the ESPN NFL pre-game line-up!…At least you’d get my STRONG endorsement!!! You think Bitch-Brett will get into Coaching for REAL,..later? Who’d want to take direction from this guy then???

SURPRISE SURPRISE!, Chud to use passing of Henry to further his personal promotion
Yeah, in what can only be 3 or 4 inches left of criminal, CONSTANT media Whore Chad “Ocho-uno” Cinco Conoco(phillips) (yeah, that’s added for effect), “slash”/”A$$hole extraordinaire”, is about to venture into the next level of “ASSness”; with his latest shameless excuse to pump up his own horn. “Chud”, as he’s unlovingly called here, is going to don the #15 jersey of the now late Chris Henry. Henry, as you might already know, passed away last Wednesday night following a tragic event where he was, apparently, thrown from the back of a truck driven by his soon to be wife….and bio-mother to 2 of his 3 children. In Chud’s mind, this is a OPP to push his own cause!
Grasping the incredible opportunity to enhance his image and feed his whore-dog ego, Chud Johnson is using this death to further market his ugly mug and insatiable ego. As if his faux-cry/”tear-up”MADE”-for TV (event) locker-room interview this week wasn’t enUFf; OR in poor enUFf taste!; -He’s not going to simply honor a fallen team-mate in the team-oriented respectable manner! No!, he’s going to increase HIS exposure for this event, by wearing the #15 jersey in today’s game at San Diego (an honorable thing?…maybe, in some cases). Of course this is going against the direction of the league, as if he’d do it had they granted him permission???. There just wouldn’t be the same effect or whore-out opp here if that were the case. Though, in line with his “Lets-make-the-NFL-like-”Pro”-wrestling” directive, I wouldn’t be surprised one bit to (some day) hear that this was the “plan” by both the Whore himself, and the NFL marketing team. Seeing as Chud has a history of setting up his skits, even going as far as to “plant” fans at Lambeau for his leap, you can understand at least questioning this….??
There might be a small authentic notion here, at least being used as the basis for this “yet-another-Chud” game time exposure only, stunt. Henry was, after all, a team mate of D*ck-head’s, so, I can understand the mask of sincerity he’s using to promote his promotion. Its just that, using his history, if there’s not an angle in it for him- he’s not pursuing it. I also believe that yes, he is that addicted to his “drug” to take the death of a friend (supposedly) and use it to feed his habit. Again, I use his past as the main reasoning behind this thought. That, and I’ve never seen or heard anything to suggest that Chud was “inner-circle” with Henry before this happening (or vise-versa). If that was the case, where was Chud’s influence when Henry was in trouble? Chud was probably busy working on some “overly-useful”(see sarcasm) stupid ass dance routine, hell bent on helping his team win!
Some people are going to just assume this is a sincere gesture, and I get that. We’d all like to think it is. Sadly, that’s what con men bank on, and use to promote their schemes! Chud has devoted MORE time creating media buzz, than he has in preparing himself to helping his team. Proof?…He worked out for the first time this off-season…..and everyone knows how he used that news to create a media outlet….not the fact that it was the first time he’d prepared for a season. his loyal fans just ate it up,…again, I understand the gullible (to a point) -that’s why I post those scam alerts on the board. People are falling for less sophisticated scams than the ones Chud runs! Chud also took a swing at a Coach at half-time in the only playoff game in the last 20+ years, because he’s a selfish prick! The Bengals, of course, ended up losing that game to the hated Pitt-Steelers! (sound like a guy who is respectful, or just interested in himself?)
There is, apparently, another media interested party as some NFL Union rep has pledged to pay Chud’s fine and match that fine in contributions to a fund. At least this guy (name not given on purpose) if donating a tangible “something” to the issue….unlike Chud who only piggy-backs on issues. Quite like how he was one of only a few Bungle players to NOT give their time and sweat to this community(building homes), he only lends in where he can “appear” to be a man in interest. Remember the game where Motorola bought the left-over tickets to a game this year? Yeah, THEY actually bought the tickets, Chud just showed up to pass them out after ensuring there would be camera crews covering the self-made story.
The NFL has allowed for the proper method of showing respect for the passing of their team-mate. Chud, of course, not satisfied that this alone will feed the monkey on his back, has to increase exposure JUST for himself, by drawing a fine (again, one he probably pursued as a gimmick). He could, if he was/is genuine in his appreciation for this as a cause, donate a game check to the Henry kids trust fund; – or establish a College Fund for them?….NOOooooo, they might not cover that on ESPN and he’d actually have to PAY out something real. He’s quick to disclose how “well-to-do” he is, and I’m sure he is,…so, offer up this game check to your “fallen pal” Chud!….Give his kids a foundation to assure they are taken care of in a positive way. Not in JUST a way that you get more “Face-time”,…you freakin’ WHORE!
I’ll retrack this rant, if I hear where Mr Big-shot took the initiative (on his own) to do something like establish a fund for the 3 Henry kids,prior to the post date anyway. Noting what good friends they were and all (more sarcasm).
I didn’t want to end this by saying anything negative about Chris Henry, but its not going to happen. Chris Henry was a trouble-maker in the past….however, he did make strides of late to take (at least) account of his public image. I have no idea if this was just LUCK, or what, but you give him the benefit of the doubt, I guess. Still, this wasn’t a passing due to something heroic, or disease related, or even a general mishap around the house. The man jumped into the back of a truck, knowing he has 3 children to consider. Sure, that’s a bit harsh, but as a 26 year old WITH 3 kids, its also an important (“harsh”) reality. Kids are supposed to change how you approach situations. Or, at least they should. They do/did for me. I’m not saying anyone lives in a bubble as a result, but this was a POOR choice at best! The point here is that OVER-honoring a man who left behind responsibilities like he did, maybe should be done so in a tempered manner and not one which draws MORE attention. Of course, it WOULD have been such a dedication, if it weren’t for THE media whore Chud Och0-mediaWhore-o!. Who would, no doubt, exploit his mother’s good name for a 15 second ESPN piece?
More inherent is the”tragedy” that will befall his 3 kids. Yeah they will, in ALL likelihood, be raised by the same woman who “killed” their father! How scary is THAT? Had she acted like an adult, in the absence of Henry acting as one, and just not driven away knowing he was in the back – this never happens. Her continuing to drive has to be, at a bare minimum, 50% of the fault. Had he been driving and she’d been in the back, then fallen to HER death, he’d be in jail right now. Yeah, his kids are going to be raised by that woman!….That should scare a good friend like Chud too!???…naaahh!, not if he can’t angle some face-time out of it!
UPDATE!!…apparently douchebag wised up, and decided he’s already gotten the attention he sought, from the jersey thingy. He’s backing off. One credit for Chud!….
‘Tis the season
SING IT LOUD!
…”I got a mistress
And a mistress for my mistress
My main girls gets an X5 for Christmas
Tried just one but they all so delicious
You got a full plate?
I got a whole set of dishes…”
………and;
“borrowed“..
Welcome to Tigerland.
The biggest misconception about the Tiger cheating scandal is that Rachel Uchitel and Kalika Moquin, two of the first three women named by the tabloids, were his full-time lovers. They may have been at some point (especially Rachel, some say on numerous occasions) but that was not their primary function. No, Uchitel’s main job was to provide women for Tiger during his globetrotting excursions to various tournaments, charity functions and fuck-and-run private-jet weekends with his Fortune 500 party pals that he seemed to enjoy so much. Kalika Moquin? Many Las Vegas insiders doubt that she ever slept with Tiger. But she did set him up with some sweet VIP service at The Bank or at Bare like any good hostess would: a roomful of available girls with a certain look that Tiger wanted, flown in just for the occasion. This is the world of high-end nightclub VIP treatment, where velvet ropes guard comfy, cloistered areas with leathery couches and bottles of Grey Goose, everything catered to the wishes of the much sought-after professional athlete clientele. And, yes, sports fans, that means loading their velvet-roped stable with fake-boobied ponies to fuck. “The fact that people don’t understand that these affairs are well-orchestrated is pretty naive,” says one VIP concierge who has worked with Uchitel (we’ll call him “Serge” for the sake of not always having to say “VIP Concierge Number 1″ when using his quotes). “Rachel Uchitel works for Tiger the minute he gets off the plane wherever he is: from dinner, to photos, to nightclubs, to drugs, to girls — whatever he wants.”
And Tiger’s a mighty whale. Serge estimates she’s probably on retainer for about 10-15k per month to handle all his dirty business, and the tips for successful Tiger poontang-wrangling (among other things) could net her upwards of 50k in tips. Rachel knows not to mess around with somebody like Tiger; that whole “I didn’t bang Tiger!” charade she pulled with anybody who asked after the National Enquirer tailed her to Melbourne may have been somewhat true (meaning: she’s not his main chick), but Tiger’s probably not concerned with whatever she has to say about their true-or-false copulation activities — he’s more concerned that she knows how Tiger’s been feeding off a menu of 20-and-30-something bubbleheads for years provided to him by Uchitel via her concierge service. No, it’s not exactly prostitution — but these girls are flown in from LA to Vegas for a weekend of all-expenses and free drinks and admission into this world of über-rich sleaziness. If a famous athlete takes an interest, they certainly have the option to do whatever it is they want (no pressure!). So Rachel? She basically got caught in Melbourne on one of her many girl-corralling expeditions for one of her most important clients, which is a crucial part of her job.
“She knows everybody and everybody knows her,” Serge says. “The clubs pay her big money for the clients that she brings in. She’s not a f.cking floozy or nothing. She’s a real event planner. She’s not just some girl that lifts up the velvet rope and sucks guy’s dicks. She’s the kind of girl that when you talk to her, you know, she’s all business. She’s beautiful, she’s smart and her agenda is to land big clients — not big boyfriends.” And if Uchitel were to start dishing, then plenty of other Sportsmen of the Year — not to mention certain members of the media who cover them — would suffer a similar fate as Tiger. There are many, many, many doors that many, many, many people would prefer stay tightly closed for now.
So think of Rachel not as a spurned mistress but more as a faithful confidante in Woods’ elite inner circle. She knows where all the coochie is buried (even more than we know at this time), and if there has been any kind of financial transaction made for her silence, it was done with that in mind. Another equally viable alternative is that Rachel had the good sense to know she’ll have quite a career for herself in this “legit” business once all this Tiger mess has passed. She knows how to honor the omerta of all VIP hosts that Tiger paid big money for her to observe.
Same thing Kalika, whom Serge describes as a “goody-two-shoes” of the Vegas nightlife scene, someone who’s so meticulous about her work that she’d never entertain the notion of sleeping with Tiger simply because it would be very bad for business. “F.cking Tiger would be really terrible for her reputation as a marketing and event planner for these places. There’s big money in that. She’s legit, dude!” (Yes, Serge says, “Legit, dude!” just as you’d expect he would.)
The one girl who didn’t surprise anyone in this mess is budding reality star Jaimee Grubbs. According to VIP Concierge # 2 (let’s call him, I don’t know, “Jorge”), she was wrangled for a weekend, possibly by some folks at The Bank (where Kalika just so happened to work), but she was always such an attention whore that a kajillion-word Us Weekly article buttressed with saved text messages and voicemails fit her profile to a capital extra “E.” “Everyone on the scene knew who Jaimee was in Vegas the minute she stepped off the plane,” Jorge says. “She dated a guy at The Bank for a long time.” She had big plans, big dreams, she was gonna be a star … but she fell in love with Tiger while watching Angels & Demons. That’ll help a career, won’t it? Dum-dum.
Jaimee (and the other little yapping Tiger girls) annoyed the crap out one of Tiger’s mistresses — a person who actually considered herself a “full-time” of Tiger’s thanks to years of faithful service to his virulent sexual appetite. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Veronica Siwik-Daniels aka Joslyn James, a double-D brunette whose specialties include being double-penetrated on camera in many NSFW films.
But Jorge, proud Facebook friend of Miss Siwik-Daniels, said that this status update she posted on Dec. 2 was meant for all the ladies running their mouth about her man, Eldrick.
“I find it comical when certain individuals have no life of their own and want to be ME…so terribly bad. LMAO!”
The emphasis on “ME,” says Jorge, was Veronica’s way of respecting her unique relationship with Tiger and not becoming part of the screeching hordes. She did not return a message left on her phone requesting comment. Good for her.
Jorge was less discreet, however, telling me that Joslyn used love to talk about “all the freaky shit Tiger dug in bed,” and that every time he’d come to town he’d pay for a visit. You know, with cash.
But here’s what we’ve learned throughout this Tiger mess, which, in many ways, may change how some of these athletes are covered. Athletes have utilized the VIP service to engage in their affairs (and meet possible mistresses) for the sake of (supposed) privacy, philandering without the hassle of having to do any work themselves to land these women. It’s a dirty business all around. But what to do now, since Tiger has gone and messed it up for a bunch of people who were pretty safe from prying eyes and camera lenses whenever they stepped out on their wives and girlfriends during Vegas weekends? CHAOS REIGNS …
Welcome to the new world, mainstream media, where the blanks are about to be filled-in. The truth will set you free.
Now, bring me the client friend list of Pam Tina Trahan and let’s really start some shit.
Its the Butch Jones Show now….boooo!
UC lays an egg! They failed to sway Jeff Quinn into staying…meaning, he must either KNOW something, or he REALLY likes Notre Dame green too!
THIS is not the best hire! Jeff Quinn must have said in no un-mixed words, that he was going to So Bend with Kelly. No other reason you take this Butch dude. Nope!..Not one bit happy about this and I cant think recruiting will improve as a result, either. It just looks like some one is trying to make Cent Michy out to be some kind of Modern Day Coaching factory. Brian Kelly had it, but hittin’ up the well again?..Same team, by the same team?
GOOD LUCK BUTCH!…I hold out hope you do good things here, but I cant think this is a better bet than Quinn would have been. Even had Quinn declined, look at some other big name programs a little and get a name recruits can relate to!

Better enjoy this Sugar Bowl, UC’ers, its gonna get a WHOLE lot tUFfer here forward!….dang Notre Dame and their sack of gold coins!
Chris Henry likes women?
Ok, seriously, this REPORT is suggesting that Mr Henry is in some serious trouble, following an apparent mishap in a vehicle possibly driven by a “woman of interest”. This is a horrible situation and I do hope Henry is going to come out of this OK. Any prior dislike of Chris Henry was always FAR short of wishing him any ill will. My wish here is that this is similar to when reports mentioned Tiger Woods was in serious condition….and though he’s got some family issues ahead of him, physically he is well.
THIS incident, however, should serve as a reminder to EVERYONE,..men AND woman alike, just how freakin’ stupid it is to freak out over a spouse. Men are generally worse about this than woman are, but both have (collectively) made some INSANE moves, motivated by what some call “love”.

This is your FREE advice for the day, you needy mortals: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SOUL MATE (or anything like that, freaks!)! There just isn’t! First off, there are 6 BILLION people on this planet, and nearly 300 million people in these United States. You think you met the perfect match?..and for some of you, mere minutes after you left High School?….COME ON! If you are THAT ugly and socially clumsy that you think no one else will have you, then you dont need a “partner”, you need heavy doses of Thorazine and a room with rubber walls!
I’m not saying you should use woman like shake-n-bake bags, but there’s also no need to lock down on one like a Pit-Bull to a steak bone. Let’s work towards a little self control, and away from more stories like Tiger and Henry, where dudes (and woman) give up so much, for what amounts to nothing!
Now, let’s hear some good news on Chris Henry!…Pull out of this, Mr Henry!

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