Sorry Charlie,..aka: “Pear Bryant”, or Mr .593!
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Navy dumps The Irish 23-21, maybe spoiling the Irish shot at the big Bowl game payoff. I say “maybe” because, well, when you “ARE” Notre Dame you only suck ass until your next win….regardless!
ITs not like they didn’t have EVERY OP to make it to the BCS level Bowl(s),….being Notre Dame and all. The rules for them are “special”, in that they don’t have to win a conference, play a conference Championship game, and don’t even have to reach the top 12 Like Boise State, TCU and the like. They, ND, only have to finish in the top 14 to “earn” an auto bid to a BCS game, despite what everyone else has to do. Add to that, they they’ve been as successful in Big Bowl games as “Pear’s” lawsuit was against the Doc’s for his failed gastric bypass surgery!, and well….- Apparently Irish fans just love to watch their team lose BIG!
Charlie Weis Notre Dame Record – (35-24)
Ty Willingham winning percentage – (.583)
Bob Davie winning percentage – (.583)
Charlie Weis marquee wins – 0
First loss to Navy since 1964 – (2007)
Second loss to Navy – (2009)
Finished 2007 season last in D-I in offense.
Highest 2 season loss total ever (2007-2008)
First lost ever to an 8 loss team (Syracuse 2008)
Lost Senior Day game at home to a lame duck coach (Syracuse 2008)
Now 0-5 against annual rival USC
Still, Chunky Weis in his 5th season at “The Dame” has yet to have a “BIG” win or finish a season with any level of achievement. His lone Bowl win is against a sub-average Hawai’i team and he has a very Div-Two level success against top 25 teams! Still, his Pear’ness maintains the special status title as; – Head Coach!
Purdue is his “biggie” so far this year ( by 3), and his other conquests have been; Washington (by 7 in OT), Washy State, Nevada, Boston College (by 4), and Michy State (by 3). His losses; USC (again!), UMichy, and Navy (for the 2nd time in 3 years!). No, Notre Dame has gotten EVERYthing and more out of this hire!…Yeah, he didn’t dupe them and then deliver NOTHING!
Games remaining on the schedule include to “away games” against Pitt and Stanford, and a “home game” against UConn. UC rang Uconn up for something like, 4300 yards thru the air in their win over the hapless Huskies. So look for Clausen to get back into the Heisman race after that one (maybe he wont fumble at he goal line in THAT home game)! Five years, and the magic man has failed to deliver ONE signature win…ONE!. How he’s not being sued for malpractice is nothing short of a mini-miracle! Notre Dame fans have become the Chicago Cubs of College Football. The biggest difference being, of course, the Cubs wouldn’t “make” the post season based conclusively on their 1940′s success , TV contract, and Rabid fans who fight tooth and 3-leaf clover for respect, without having beat anyone!
I’m not exactly sure that Florida will make it to the National Title game (again) this year,…I know, tears and sorrow all around,…sure. But one thing IS certain. Five years ago two coaches took over programs that were mostly under achieving,….One has won 2 National Titles and is still in the running for a third, while the other is still struggling to play in one of the 14 post-new Years bowl games– despite top recruiting classes the last 4 years!….Well, and the special considerations ONLY enjoyed by Notre Dame! When will the excuses end, at the “Bend”?….No, wait!….Its Ty Willingham’s fault (still), right!?!?!?
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This is The Doc! I haven’t posted in awhile, but daddies back baby and I’m coming strong so check this out….
I know this is a sports site, but we bring all the info to our readers. Doesn’t matter what it’s about, we bring that shit to you. And here’s my take on a dating site called plentyoffish.com…….
Ok, so I unfortunately find my sexy ass single. So I decide to check out a little dating site called plentyoffish.com. But the site should be called plentyofuglybitches.com
Seriously, No sooner than signing up, I had to delete my shit. Because there wasn’t a bitch on there worthy of a doctors visit, ya hear me?
Sure, I might be slightly intoxicated while typing this, but does that really matter??????
I mean, if you don’t believe me, check it out for yourself. There’s like 50 guys for every chick. Which sucks because 9 out of every 10 chicks on there is worthy of a harpoon or a steak on a rope.
Everyone knows how tight me and UFreak are, but I wouldn’t bang any of those chicks with his UFreak Stick!
Just goes to show, there’s no such thing as FREE! I mean, it’s a free dating site, but you’re playing craps with your nuts if you mess with any of those chicks!
So in essence, I guess this could be an extreme sport and fit in nicely with this site.
Otherwise, do yourself a favor……Hit a bar and remember, chicks that are 2′s at 1opm, are usually 10′s at 2a.m.
Put a sock on the pickle for safety and there’s no shame in double baggin’ it!
And like Dr. Dre said in “Put it on me”….Even asian bitches love to bang-cock!
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Gambling issues 3 pASSes!
Issue 3 is a done “deal”!….literally. With 53% of the voting Ohioans saying so!,..or, right around 3 million of the Ohioans who actually voted on the issue; – Which directly effects the 11.5 million that live IN the State.
Unions, “crook-eds” and the Future Casino owners spent over 35 million dollars to convince YOU, who voted to pass this “issue”. If it were such a “good” idea, why would it need that kind of funding to pass? If this is a slam-dunk great thing for Ohio, it wouldn’t need that kind of heavy investment, right? The stupid voters were already committed to this idea! All they needed to do was convince the few 100-thou of the smart voters. Which they must have done.
For the dwindling Unions, the projected job market boost is expected to help fill in for what a poor economy took away, recently. The greaseball-sounding FOP vp Scott Tipton, spokesperson for the Union faction, stated rather poorly (because the man shouldn’t be in front of a camera for ANY reason!…he looked and sounding like a 3rd grader giving a live report in speech class) that 34,000 jobs would be “created”….well, “created” is a liberal use of that word. REPORT HERE. — Right, still, jobs are jobs you say. Sure!…2400 jobs per city, for 2 years, to build temples to feed a gambling god just MUST be a good thing. It is a “good” thing for the Casino owners who will rake in the lion’s portion of the take, sinking endless 1000′s of borderline poor, into FULL on poor (people). Who’ll then return a smaller portion of the gambling money, so the state can turn around and give it right back to (some) people in the form of State “funded” assistance….-or welfare. GREAT DEAL! The only thing missing here, is a “skim” fee for me!..no, wait, then “I’d” be FOR Casino’s too! Oh, yeah, and don’t “forget”, to help the SCHOOLS!..Buh-hahahahahaha! Yeah, let’s not forget the positive impact it’ll have on the schools! ( Private Schools out-perform public schools in every category (that matters) despite spending far less money!…yeah, the implication there is more pocket stUFfing )
YOU LOST (more) Ohio!…Sadly, you just don’t know it yet! Barely more than 3 million voted, 1.6 FOR and 1.4 voted NO! The Unions and “hands-out” Politicians spent 35+ million (to just 5 million on the other side) to convince you this was “good”;…– why? Because Tipton really DOES care about the State, like he claims?..or because he’s getting a sweet chunk of the pie? Gambling is a choice, yes, but where else can you run a business, where you mathmatically cannot lose?….where you get to “buy” protection (and if you doubt that, ask ANYone who’s had even an argument with a Casino manager, then driven home thru Lawrenceburg…U R FKD!) and where you can promise Ponzi-scheme type returns???- because you CAN NOT LOSE? NO WHERE ELSE!
You really think this was a “for-the-good-of-the-people-of-ohio” idea?…of course its not!
There is a lot of opposition to this issue, including many Ohio lawmakers who say Issue 3 will shortchange Ohio.
Issue three calls for Ohio casinos to pay a 33% tax. That’s one of the lowest in the nation.
And the licensing fee for the casino is $50 million. Compare that to Indiana’s proposed casino, which would be a $400 million licensing fee.
Other lawmakers say it’s not the answer to paying our state debt.
“We need to stop money from leaving Ohio but we should not use the state constitution to redirect most of the money into pockets of casino operators,” says Mayor Jay Williams of Youngstown.