PLENTYOFWHALES.com…..ooops, I mean PLENTYOFFISH
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Ok, So here’s the dillio!
This is The Doc! I haven’t posted in awhile, but daddies back baby and I’m coming strong so check this out….
I know this is a sports site, but we bring all the info to our readers. Doesn’t matter what it’s about, we bring that shit to you. And here’s my take on a dating site called plentyoffish.com…….
Ok, so I unfortunately find my sexy ass single. So I decide to check out a little dating site called plentyoffish.com. But the site should be called plentyofuglybitches.com
Seriously, No sooner than signing up, I had to delete my shit. Because there wasn’t a bitch on there worthy of a doctors visit, ya hear me?
Sure, I might be slightly intoxicated while typing this, but does that really matter??????
I mean, if you don’t believe me, check it out for yourself. There’s like 50 guys for every chick. Which sucks because 9 out of every 10 chicks on there is worthy of a harpoon or a steak on a rope.
Everyone knows how tight me and UFreak are, but I wouldn’t bang any of those chicks with his UFreak Stick!
Just goes to show, there’s no such thing as FREE! I mean, it’s a free dating site, but you’re playing craps with your nuts if you mess with any of those chicks!
So in essence, I guess this could be an extreme sport and fit in nicely with this site.
Otherwise, do yourself a favor……Hit a bar and remember, chicks that are 2′s at 1opm, are usually 10′s at 2a.m.
Put a sock on the pickle for safety and there’s no shame in double baggin’ it!
And like Dr. Dre said in “Put it on me”….Even asian bitches love to bang-cock!
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