Ocho-d*uche-O is playing you(o), again!

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Sep
30

Chud OchoCinco is about to litigate a crime upon the Breast Cancer Society, in an attempt to advance his personal image (you’re shocked, I know!). This fraud has played many tunes since he arrived in Cincinnati, and most have been aimed at furthering his media exposure and/or to con the fans. Sadly, many of you love his tired and sometimes harmful (to the team) antics, and “receive” him as the Poor-man’s Billy White-Shoes Johnson!….Although, I should have prefaced that comparison by saying Billy “WS” Johnson was supremely tallented and an entertaining player (who still works in the NFL – w/ The Atlanta Falcons)…..Chud,” imo”, is far from that!

The Icky Shuffle!…was another entertaining routine, by a player who wasn’t all about himself! What seperates those legends from this current idiot, is that they did their “celebrations” with the emphasis on the Touchdown, not on themselves alone. Chud Ocho-blowhard-o does his lame team-defeating dance-numbers with only himself in mind. Same goes for his skits(dumb ass jacket) and stupid ass acts; Like the velcro-name on his back, or the stupid shoes in Indy; (Which cost him a series since he had to go change them – meanwhile a REAL Pro like Marvin Harrison was scoring a TD,  in a game we needed to win);…Its so involving for him that he uses time during the week to create his “treats” which do NOTHING to help the team win!,…First of all, how pathetic is that? (answer: VERY!)Considering the record for this team over the many years, maybe spending that “extra” time on dances isn’t really the best use of that time?…then again, when all you’re out there to do is promote your face, it’s not a waste at all is it??. Seems like he’s in the best town in all the NFL for this kind of clowning. In other towns you’re expected to WIN games, dancing is done on your own time! Here “we”, or more correctly, “YOU”, promote and encourage his defeating habit. So much that the (NOW RARE) TD celebrations continue, right along with the losing. Present record withstanding. Thankfully for Chud-o he plays FOR Cincinnati AND, he gets to play Cleveland twice (this) a year!

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and King “Twit” has apparently “tweeted” to the “twit” masses that he intends to go overboard to show (fake) that he cares about this great cause. Well, he CARES about it, but only because he sees it as a means to make more people think he cares about something genuine, and not just himself. This may be his biggest load-o-sh.t of all time (CONGRATES DOUCHE-ASS!). How can you tell?…Simple. IF!..IF he cared about the cause, he wouldn’t belittle it by wearing the pink to silly-ass excess. He’d show proper respect, and wear the pink to the standards set by the organization that created the symbol. This is a desease that kills people, not some Booster Club who might be helped by dis-respecting it to media whore standards! Him going over-board is intended to bring MORE attention to himself, while riding on the back of the very REAL organization.

Secondly, he’s “twitted” to the tweeter masses that he’s already has set aside his “bail” money (fine money) in anticipation of an NFL fine (like he’d have to actually “set-aside” that money,..another BS point from him). This is the BIG red flag here. If this asshole was sincere about promoting the cause and not himself, he’d have already checked with the Union and the NFL to see if this display was OK, or if it would violate the rules. Either he did, an this is a “set-up” like his Lambeau Leap was, or they said go ahead whore, just do it!…He is, quite possibly, using the threat of a fine to enhance his own personal cause, and enhance his image (something along the lines of;.. he’ll even challenge the NFL to show his (fake) support!).

The Cincy SHEEP, or “Rubble-fans”, will eat this up like a starving cat!…He and his agent are banking on this, literally!…and, they laugh the hearty laugh at your simple ignorance! He’s using the “Poor-poor-pitiful-me” “I’m-just-trying-to-help-a-cause-here” plea, but the big-bad NFL hates me, angle….again!, All in hopes you’ll lap it all up. Sadly, he’s probably already bagged a good many of you. Just goes to prove why SO many con-people, internet scamers and carneys make so much money every day. Its rube’s like you who fall for the shit that keeps them in high finance!

FIGHT THE CON!….tell the media whore that enUFf is enUFf!……Support the cause (Breast cancer awareness), not the idiot trying to exploit them for his own gain!