Allen Iverson thinks God gives a crap about the NBA

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Sep
9

Aging and skill-sliding veteran NBA Baller Allen Iverson says “God picked Memphis for him to continue his NBA career“….REALLY “AI”?….did God do that for you?…&/or, us?

Be sure to thank the big Guy for ME, eh, “AL”!?….With all the horrible shit going on in the World these days, its sure nice to know the Holy-One is focusing on YOUR BASKETBALL career, ….ASS! Screw the dying children, terrorists mis-using their religious beliefs to kill, or all that other shit that’s actually IMPORTANT, no,..God needs to take ALL summer to figure out which of the 2 teams (and only 1 NBA team), that can use your diminishing skill-set and undying need to throw up 44 shots a game, YOU should sign with!…Yeah, YOU make less people believe in the “Supreme Being” with your crap. Forrest Gump wouldn’t need 13 seconds to un-encrypt this masterful mystery, so I’m betting God’s mental capacity wouldn’t require 3 months!!

Let’s start calling it what it is, dude…since we’re all intersted in “Keeping it REAL”!…right? You being the “Keeping it Real” guy and all.

Iverson didn’t have a lot of suitors this offseason. Memphis, Miami and Charlotte were most aggressive in their pursuits, but the combination of a cut in next season’s cap, down to $57.7 million, along with the prospect of even lower cap and luxury tax numbers for the 2010-11 season, dried up most of the potential marketplace for veterans. Portland, one of the few teams with room this summer, had no interest in Iverson, and the contending teams with mid-level exceptions went in different directions.

You had TWO low-rung teams looking to add a player for under 4 mil…..which in today’s game is, unfortunately, a bargain. BUT!..YOUR gonna “tweet” (how nice, Tweeting!,..that’s so sweet!) how God has a plan for you?…You had Memphis or Greece as legit choices. I’m pretty sure God knew this was as big a no brainer as everyone else KNEW it to be. I don’t follow the NBA, and I knew that!…(Jackasses like Iverson being a big reason for THAT, of course). You didn’t need God here “Practice-guy”, that freakin’ machine in the Movie “BIG” could have done this for ya! Next time you need to use God to improve your imagine, just,..just,..try “Keeping it real” instead, JERKASS!

Remember 2002,..back in your Philly days? Was it GOD then too, who told you to storm into an apartment building with guns drawn, to look for your wife?….Was the big guy involved in THAT tactical plan too, Bud?….ASS! Just stop, enjoy your gift and NBA career,…just quit including anyone else in this dynamic desicion to sign a BBall contract with your ONLY OPTION! Even asking God for help on a one-answer question is stupid, but to say “HE” provided you with the answer is like saying you need “reminders” to breath!……ASS!