Chud OchoCinco is about to litigate a crime upon the Breast Cancer Society, in an attempt to advance his personal image (you’re shocked, I know!). This fraud has played many tunes since he arrived in Cincinnati, and most have been aimed at furthering his media exposure and/or to con the fans. Sadly, many of you love his tired and sometimes harmful (to the team) antics, and “receive” him as the Poor-man’s Billy White-Shoes Johnson!….Although, I should have prefaced that comparison by saying Billy “WS” Johnson was supremely tallented and an entertaining player (who still works in the NFL - w/ The Atlanta Falcons)…..Chud,” imo”, is far from that!

The Icky Shuffle!…was another entertaining routine, by a player who wasn’t all about himself! What seperates those legends from this current idiot, is that they did their “celebrations” with the emphasis on the Touchdown, not on themselves alone. Chud Ocho-blowhard-o does his lame team-defeating dance-numbers with only himself in mind. Same goes for his skits(dumb ass jacket) and stupid ass acts; Like the velcro-name on his back, or the stupid shoes in Indy; (Which cost him a series since he had to go change them - meanwhile a REAL Pro like Marvin Harrison was scoring a TD,  in a game we needed to win);…Its so involving for him that he uses time during the week to create his “treats” which do NOTHING to help the team win!,…First of all, how pathetic is that? (answer: VERY!)Considering the record for this team over the many years, maybe spending that “extra” time on dances isn’t really the best use of that time?…then again, when all you’re out there to do is promote your face, it’s not a waste at all is it??. Seems like he’s in the best town in all the NFL for this kind of clowning. In other towns you’re expected to WIN games, dancing is done on your own time! Here “we”, or more correctly, “YOU”, promote and encourage his defeating habit. So much that the (NOW RARE) TD celebrations continue, right along with the losing. Present record withstanding. Thankfully for Chud-o he plays FOR Cincinnati AND, he gets to play Cleveland twice (this) a year!

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and King “Twit” has apparently “tweeted” to the “twit” masses that he intends to go overboard to show (fake) that he cares about this great cause. Well, he CARES about it, but only because he sees it as a means to make more people think he cares about something genuine, and not just himself. This may be his biggest load-o-sh.t of all time (CONGRATES DOUCHE-ASS!). How can you tell?…Simple. IF!..IF he cared about the cause, he wouldn’t belittle it by wearing the pink to silly-ass excess. He’d show proper respect, and wear the pink to the standards set by the organization that created the symbol. This is a desease that kills people, not some Booster Club who might be helped by dis-respecting it to media whore standards! Him going over-board is intended to bring MORE attention to himself, while riding on the back of the very REAL organization.

Secondly, he’s “twitted” to the tweeter masses that he’s already has set aside his “bail” money (fine money) in anticipation of an NFL fine (like he’d have to actually “set-aside” that money,..another BS point from him). This is the BIG red flag here. If this asshole was sincere about promoting the cause and not himself, he’d have already checked with the Union and the NFL to see if this display was OK, or if it would violate the rules. Either he did, an this is a “set-up” like his Lambeau Leap was, or they said go ahead whore, just do it!…He is, quite possibly, using the threat of a fine to enhance his own personal cause, and enhance his image (something along the lines of;.. he’ll even challenge the NFL to show his (fake) support!).

The Cincy SHEEP, or “Rubble-fans”, will eat this up like a starving cat!…He and his agent are banking on this, literally!…and, they laugh the hearty laugh at your simple ignorance! He’s using the “Poor-poor-pitiful-me” “I’m-just-trying-to-help-a-cause-here” plea, but the big-bad NFL hates me, angle….again!, All in hopes you’ll lap it all up. Sadly, he’s probably already bagged a good many of you. Just goes to prove why SO many con-people, internet scamers and carneys make so much money every day. Its rube’s like you who fall for the shit that keeps them in high finance!

FIGHT THE CON!….tell the media whore that enUFf is enUFf!……Support the cause (Breast cancer awareness), not the idiot trying to exploit them for his own gain!

Thursday Night 1000’s upon 1000’s of SEC (jealous) haters jumped on the chance to claim Ole Miss(y) was over-rated because The Spurriers Cocks beat them in Columbia!-which is the Cocks’ home; (WILLIAMS-BRICE Stadium). HAHAHAHA, oh how they ALL loved to see an SEC team lose, huh!!…THEN!…THEN, Saturday happened, and LOW-AND-BEHOLD!….PENnIState loses to Iowa!….during (another) their Home White Out!!!- by 11 points! Not the 6 points that Ole Missy lost on the road by!..NO!…ELEVEN!…, Cal drops a BIG turd at Oregon, Miami gets their sh.t smoked at Va-Tech and Notre Dame skims by PURDUE!….FREAKIN’ PUR-DUE!!!!!…..AND!,..it took a gift time-out on third down by P-due to get it done!?…What was Purdue thinking?….Notre Dame was going to spike the ball? and you help them get an extra play by calling a time out?…..Chunky, in MY opinion as a fan of the game (not the Irish) I still have your fat ash on the hot-seat. Turf-toe or not, god gawd, you gotta beat freakin’ Purdue! They lost to NIU last week!

And Cal,…Oregon was a red-headed step-child to BSU (Boise State) in the opener, and they barely beat HORRIBLE Purdue!…38-36. YOU SCORED ONE FIELD GOAL AGAINST THEM???….no, no,…y’all were right, it was only OLE MISS that was over-rated!….yeah, let these other games just slip under the rug and go away.Yeah, throw all the shame on Ole Miss ALONE!  USC follows up a loss to Washington (WHO GOT “B”-F’d by Stanford 34-14 yesterday) by “limping” by Washington State 27-6?!?!?….You’re only 3 TD’s better than Washy State?…No,…you and the Kiffin’s should go celebrate!…..! Oh, and Kif?…yeah, a home game agaisnt OHIO U!?!?!…at one point late this was a 24-20 game! HAHAHA!…those awesome Kif’s! 34-23 against The Bobcats!…damn, this must be the Bobcats’ Frank Solichs’ ”Coming-out” Party, then…considering Lame Kiffin’s props for a 10-point win at Florida last week, this 11 point bobcat loss must have led to a grand celebration in Athens, Ohio! ya think? No!…No,…only Ole Miss was over-rated. Y’all were so right!…must be, haven’t read anyone else who jumped on ANY of these teams to this point.

In other news, you may have heard Tim Tebow got hurt in his game yesterday….yeah, I know…”WHAT YOU SAY?!?!?!”…I think the media has largely let this side-story fall between the cracks some…..its a wonder too, ’cause there’s a huge angle they can exploit there. Anyway, a UKentucky DE got in un-blocked and helemt speared Teeb’s, knocking him back into the on-coming knee of OL Marcus Gilbert of the Gators. The impact knocked Tebow out on the field, and  gave him a concusion. Pieces of crap UKat fans collectively joined in, in harmoneous celebration!…Almost like when they got a first down 1/2 way thru the 2nd qtr, or when they actually scored in the game; only much louder. They weren’t alone of course, as “Gator Haters” everywhere chimed in glee! Enjoy your fun time! Yeah, now “maybe” YOUR team has a shot, huh!??!?!…yeah, right!!

So, Kings Island thought it would be funny to put in their “Haunted Island” a skeleton being decpicted as Steve McNair..

You can read the whole story HERE!

The folks over at paramount didn’t just try to insinuate it was McNair.  No No No… They included a titans helmet with the head blown off, dressed as skeleton in a dress that is supposed to be the 20 yr old chick he was banging, and positioned him on the couch in the same manner he was found!

Is that some sick shit or what?

Instead of calling it the “Halloween Haunt”, why not call it “NFL’s hall of the dead”? 

Hell, if they worked real hard, they could get an “OJ and Nicole” haunted mansion.  There would be a guy jumping out that steals your wallet and heisman trophy.  They could have Ray Lewis in a limo pulling a drive-by.  Plaxico could stand next to a bar and shoot himself in the foot, Chris Henry could stand there clubbing people.

And don’t sit there and think I’m crazy, cause you know the people over there at KI have already thought of it.

I just hope Keith Rivers keeps his eye out for Hines Ward this Sunday.  Because I would hate to see his head on the end table next to McNair next week at KI.

Honestly, who thought that would be a good fucking idea?  You know the guy cutting the top off the helmet had to look at someone at some point and say, “Damn, that’s cold!” 

Thankfully they kept it in good taste and didn’t smear fake blood on the backside of the helmet, because afterall, that would’ve just been wrong!

http://www.sny.tv/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090922&content_id=7094884&oid=2&vkey=21

Projected starting lineup:

PG Cashmere Wright ( 6-1 redshirt freshman)

SG Lance Stephenson ( 6-5 freshman)

SG Deonte Vaughn (6-0 senior)

PF Ibrahima Thomas (6-11 transfer from Oklahoma St eligible by X game.)

PF Yancy Gates ( 6-9 sophomore)

This rebirth may cause Micheal Irvin to drop a dime on some junk and call up a few old Ho’s!….Its not your Daddy’s Orange Bowl, but the Ibis’ are back and kicking the chit out of Colerain,..uh, Jawja Tech! They are handlin’ the Jackets in every single aspect of this game. The only thing they lost out on was the coin toss! UGA Tech looks as out of place using there option Offense as The Doc (he’s the one on the left) would look using silver-ware!

If you’ve missed this game tonight (Thursday), you need to catch this kid Jacory Harris soon!

This Miami team looks complete! Defense, Offense, and the teams!…They are putting on a show; passing, playing great “D” and dominating this faux top 15 Georgia Tech team! Few around these parts are going to welcome this movement, but that’s not going to matter much. Randy Shannon chose to defer a pay raise until after this season. Many considered him a fool, with FSU, Jawja Tech, Virginia Tech and Oklahomo as your first 4 games this year. They play out the year like this and he’s gonna end up costing Miss (Donna) Shalala a bunch o’money!…Randy Shannon, I’m not quite a fan, but good move dude! Mark Whipple was a terrific addition, and is paying dividends immediately!

Miami is AT Virginia Tech, on the 26th (of September),…mark it down and catch the act! (in Blacksburg), It will show how far they’ve come! Really, as a Gator fan, I’m impressed with this team!….well, either that or FSU and Jawja Tech relly really blow!

Ok, my neighbor was telling me about this video, reluctantly, the golfer visited this link and low and behold, the golfer lost his bud light all over the floor. 

Check this shit out.  Absolutely disgusting, but like a train wreck, you have to look.

MARDY GILYARD!. Today Paul Daugherty filled the Sports page with a good read (rare, sure!), but it was Gilyard who provided the inspiration. This story is so good (the real life one, not perticularly Daugherty’s) that it should be a movie so the whole nation can understand what this kid has done with his life. If you missed the story in the paper, and I can understand if you did, here it is: GILYARD

What the NFL has produced in wr’s is usually some ass-hat like TO, Chud Johnson or the old Randy Moss…..What Mardy Gilyard has become, and I’d hope he stays, is certainly anything but “them”! This is not a reflection on any lack of talent (he’s shown us that already!), but strictly on the fact he’s done what he has, and NOT been lost on the lessons. This kid deserves everything he’s gonna get, playing on Sunday’s next year, and hopefully he can inspire more players to follow in his footsteps. These are the players the media should be exploiting over-and-over, not the ones with the sh.tty attitudes and lack of respect.

IF you take one thing from Paul D’s story, take this: …”Every day I get here, I feel so blessed”. I relish every millie-second I have here. I don’t expect nothing. Sometimes, you might feel like people owe you something. I don’t”.

I’ve long waited for the UC Football program to become relevant, and having one of the leaders on this team turn out like this guy makes it all that much sweeter. Great job, great talent, Mr Gilyard.

It would by MY Xmas wish that SOP and his family of Bungle-brass do whatever they can to bring him in as Chud’s replacement, for 2010!…sadly, he doesn’t quite have that negative element that SOP covets so much.

The latest?, STRAIGHT form the front page of the Cincy Enquirer!….Romell Broom! When this sick piece of chit was 28 years old, he ABDUCTED a 14 year old girl (tried to get 2 others!), he raped and killed her. He knew the other two girls could ID him, yet he went on with his sick plan anyway. This was in September of 1984!

For 25 years he’s breathed the air, while his victim, a 14 year old girl, couldn’t! For 25 years this “bad-ass” has eaten free meals, taken free walks in the yard with the sun shining on his face, and slept in a cleaned cot, ALL FOR FREE!…while the 14 year old he raped and killed, laid in dirt un-avenged. His piece of chit “legal team”, meanwhile, have spent the last 25 years ”raping” the State of Ohio for billed hours on a case that should have been decided and over 24 years ago!

I’m amazed that this is the system we keep relying on for “justice”!…Justice is so far removed from court rooms, its should be illegal to use the term inside the buildings!….Justice is giving this pile of crap 25 years to plead his case?….How long did he bother to listen to HIS victim, as she screamed while he drug her away?  Bad-ass though, files appeals, and the courts allow it!…Justice,..pppfffttt…what a con! The lawyers file appeals NOT because they think the guy has anything tangible to grip to, but because they can and they’ll get paid by the State! There are legal practices that do little to nothing else, other than file these appeals for pieces of shit killers, rapists, murderers, and other scumbags. They file paperwork, and cash State funded checks!…all in a vieled attempt to present “justice” for all…what a bunch of crap! These lawyers are permitted to lie in court, but even after the case is over, are they reprimanded for their lies?….are they held accountable for LEAGALLY LIEING IN COURT”?….HAIL NO!….yeah, THAT’S justice!

This gutless “badass” files appeals, and uses bullshit legal tactics to avoid paying for his sins…..then when the day finally come SOME  MANY YEARS LATER!,….he catches a break because his viens are too small? Pathetic! On a lighter side, the jackholes at PeTA suggest a vegan diet to maintain open blood passages,…what a hoot!

This begs the question, why not just jam the death needle into this &%#*’s carotid artery?. Seems it’d be big enUFf to find and it would do the deed; ..that or allow a death squad,..sure, similar to the Old West Days, allow them to do what our BROKE ASH State is too gutless to do. Yeah, the connection here is that lawyers raping the State are a BIG reason why we are broke!….and maybe load a few of these faux bleeding hearts onto the gurney along side Mr 14-year old rapist/murderer and kill 2 birds with one stone. I guess PAYING to have rapists and murderers stay alive at over $50,000.00 per person, AND paying a money-grubbing fleet of lawyers to extend their stays is a significant amount of our problem;…and that of every State in the Union. So, why does it still go on un-abated?…Cause they promote it so well, and sheep just love to eat up the crap of the lawyers. Glorified crooks! 25 years in jail for killing a girl in 1984. He has cost the State over One Million dollars to keep the piece of dug alive, while his his lawyers bilked the State for at LEAST that amount, though probably a number greater than that. I say lawyers with an “s” because there are at least TWO mentioned lawyers in this case I’m sure in 25 years, many more have piggie-backed on this (and many others) gravy-train….(for reminders sake, there were NO lawyers present to plead on behalf of his victim, who he raped and killed!…no one was able to defend her!).

Life goes on though,….while services the law abiding heavily taxed citizens need and deserve are cut, so lawyers and rapists/killers can continue without restriction. Some system!

When asked Friday on Jim Rome’s TV show how did you lose 40 pounds in the off season, White replied, “I cut out the tequila.”

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, the Bungles discover a new way to look bad. As if 20 straight seasons of zero playoff wins and one + .500 season, now they’re inventing ways to make it on ESPN ….I know, I know, NO ONE wants to see it again, but HERE.  Remember, 1/2 the teams lost on opening day!  -nah, didn’t think that’d help.

Here, have a beer:

Its almost worse than that freakin’ 86 yard usc drive Saturday night!….blah!

Thanks to YOU, Mr Kelly. 70 points, though, isn’t that kinda like runnin’ up the score or something? Be interesting to see how a certain hypocrite fan base balances the hate for some teams that use to run up the score, and this UC team……I’ve always been a fan of scoring;….”Teams that can score, score…..”teams that can’t, complain about the teams that can“….still, I’ve heard a lot of bad things in relationship to scoring more than you need to,…just saying.

OSU/USC….is it payback, or just another BIG game failure?

DATELINE: The Horseshoe, Columbus Ohio

The men of Troy invade Home Buckeye! EVERYTHING is on the line, for the Buckeyes and the BIG1(1)0! Terrell Pryor’s legend is made today, in this one as the Buckeyes take out their years of strain against the Frosh QB and re-tooled PAC10 defense. Prediction, Bucknutts 23 - USCw 17

WHY?…..WHY NOT?!?! The game against Navy was just an abberation, for one. And I dont buy into that “Ohh, but they run a unique offense” crap. Bullshtyie. It was game one, you should have been ready, They were just BORED!…it happens, get over it. Quality Football teams have these moments. You hold on to win, and you ALWAYS play better your next game! Proof?, just LISTEN TO THE SPEECH! The stUFf works. You know they will be coming out with pride and fire in this one, so just BOOK IT. The Frosh QB (Matt Blarkley) for the Trojans will falter, and they will have trouble getting scores today. Its nothing against him, he sure has the look of a great great QB, but as a Frosh in this environment, I just can’t see it happening. He may go on to to be one of the best passers in this game, and will certainly take home a closet full of hardware before he leaves (after his Junior season)…still, this will be a learning experience, not a win!;… and ooooh what a set up in N(h)appy Valley this will make for!!!!

So go ahead, jog on with your bad self!….you just KNOW she’s listening to the game.

Yeah, back a few months (April 2009) , busy-body PeTA thought they’d expand and flex their political might, by telling the President of the United States what to do with his pet!…These incredible F’n bastards want to tell OUR President how to run his family (dogs are part of the family!)…GEE, PeTA!…thanks for spreading your fear and agenda out to our elected president! Yeah, PeTA needs to remind B.O. who wields what REAL power ’round these parts, right?!?!?!So WHAT that their dog was ALREADY “fixed”,..ppppffffttt! NO NEVER YOU MIND, PeTA (Piece-a-shit-ta, sounds the same to me!)! You’re an arrogant pressure intensive cult, you don’t NEED to check facts or do any nominal research!…HAIL NO!…Just rush off some letter to let the Prez know YOU’RE THINKING OF HIM!….. go JERK-ASSES!

Really, PETA has written a letter to the Obamas asking them to neuter “Bo,” Malia and Sasha’s new designer Portuguese water dog. A White House rep responded immediately, informing PETA that Bo has already been neutered, of course, because Barack Obama does not need a famed animal cruelty organization\oppressive Cult to school him in the conventional wisdom of dog ownership.

It’s clear that now that there’s an animal at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., PETA will be able to target all its campaigns specifically at the President, using Bo as a scapedog for whatever issue it would like to further at the moment. Hey—at least it’s better than using hot chicks.

Expect a lot more press releases that tangentially refer to Bo before launching into a thinly veiled press release as to why the White House needs to employ vegan mouse traps, or whatever. In this edition, Bo helps us understand that purebred dogs are “disquieting,” that the overpopulation problem won’t benefit from monetary donations “unless you pour in as much as the Iraq war has cost us,” and animals are just like humans, “except that they are in a different type of body and have a “somewhat” different culture.”….What, are they already bored with the Mikey Vick thing?

The full PETA letter :
President of the United States
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Dear President Obama,

Now that you have brought a dog into your family, we urge you to take a most important action—have Bo sterilized. We are sending you a coupon good for one free sterilization at PETA’s SNIP clinic, which you are welcome to use or pass on to a member of your Cabinet or someone in a low-income neighborhood of Washington, D.C.

We love that the girls are going to grow up with a dog, as having a dog teaches people an extra dimension of love and allows youngsters to see into the lives and feelings of others who experience the same emotions as they do: joy, pain, confusion, loneliness, fear, and love of life. Loving and caring for a member of a different species also teaches compassion for those who are like us in so many ways, except that they are in a different type of body and have a somewhat different culture.

While it is disquieting that your decision to get a “purebred” dog from a breeder will inspire others to do the same and that the subtlety of acquiring a dog who had a home but originally came from a breeding kennel may be lost on most people, we are grateful that you plan to make a donation to the Washington Humane Society (WHS), where I used to be director of cruelty investigations; funds are always needed there. However, money alone, unless you pour in as much as the Iraq war has cost us, cannot “fix” the overpopulation problem. Please show that you understand this by making the first dog the last dog of his line and having Bo neutered. Sex in the White House has been the topic of past scandals, but with a simple “snip,” the first dog can set a new tone and a great example.

In the U.S. alone, up to 8 million animals are abandoned in animal shelters each year, and half of them must be put to death for lack of a good home. Simply put, every animal purchased from a breeder or pet store takes a home away from a needy, homeless animal. Because the spotlight is now on your new dog, people will imitate your actions and may seek out breeder without giving a thought to the tragic consequences of breeding or considering the time and money it takes to care for an animal properly.

We look forward to hearing that Bo will be getting neutered. This will set a fine example for the world to follow, and Bo will be the happier for it. Thank you for your consideration.

Very truly yours,

Ingrid E. Newkirk
President

The SOP run NFL Bungles were given an extension of one day, to sell the 5000 tickets required to get the Denver Opener on TV….yeah, because 5000 locals were ALL just waiting until “Paycheck” UFriday to snatch up those tics! Hold off “sheep”, not that the piece of chit Mikey Brown gives crap one either way, still…let him not hear you!

Good GAWD, the message has been sent already….GO BEARCATS!

Northwest High School senior linebacker/runningback Preston Brown is off to a ridiculous “fantasy” start if he were in the pro’s.

He had 13 carries for 249 yards and 5 scores (31, 15, 41, 84 and 61 yards). Brown also had 1 catch for 15 yards in a 42-7 win over Amelia. Playing linebacker on defense, Brown estimated he made eight tackles on the night. The previous week against Finneytown, Brown had 11 rushes for 191 yards and 5 touchdowns. Defensively, he had .5 of a sack.

The 6-3 22o lb three star recruit verballed to Coach Kelly in the spring.

Ticket sales were brisk this morning at Nippert Stadium as the Bearcats welcome  Southeast Missouri State to town Saturday at 6:30 (FSN.)