“Its what I think of it”,…just like B-favre says!
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He’s a douche, a Me(dia)-HO, &or some other 3rd descriptive word…( “Media Who(4)re“..?)
Brett doesn’t like preseason, Brett LIKES cameras and ESPN’ers,…he doesn’t like to shave, and he does like Wrangler Jeans!,…he doesn’t like people who don’t like him, but he does like being called the interception-riddled moniker- “gun-slinger”!….He likes hot starts, he accepts later season failure!….Which is what will happen again to him, this time in Minnesota. Sage Rosenfels is taking stock in that notion, and if he’s a smart man he’ll stay put, ride this ESPN-promoted crap fest, and reap the benefits by mid-to-late October. PREDICTION: After an accolade filled first half, Brett will start to fall off (AGAIN) and fall victim to a media-whore type “injury”!….probably a fake one. Heck, who’d blame an old dude who skirted the extra training time of preseason camp, eh?…Sage will come in, they’ll stumble into the playoffs and then Brett will come back;- for the glory of course! They’ll lose playoff game one, one they’ll be favored to win, in a 1-4 TD to INT ratio game….Brett will (again) retire (again) before (again) February 15th……and (again) then?!?!?!?……yeah,…”again”, he’ll own the total focus of World ESPN,…. at least until next October (2010). 
The Queen Diva has decided to grace us with her presence at Vikings headquarters, it seems only appropriate that a list like this surfaces.And while there have been a number of people over time that have whored themselves out to the public (Rodman and Clemens just to name a few), this one’s a bit more “recent”.
10. Sean Avery: Does he make this list without the “sloppy seconds” comments? Doubtful? Like his career, he’d probably be on the outside looking in.
9. Stephon Marbury: You remember the Summer of George on Seinfeld. Well, this has been the summer of Stephon…Filled with twitter updates and live webcams…And even some vaseline eating
8. Drew Rosenhaus: Stick a camera in that guy’s face and he’s already pimping his client, jostling for a new contract, or doing an ESPN commercial
7. Ozzie Guillen: About 4 or 5 times during the baseball season, Ozzie goes on one of his swearing tirades and his team plays good for a couple of weeks. When are they going to realize that they’re scripted?
6. TO: Although he’s been more tame the last year or so, this is like the calm before the storm. By the way TO, how’s that cable show doing. Last time I checked you lost to a re-run of the Facts of Life.
5. Marc Cuban: Running onto the court would be cool if it was like the Malice at the Palace…But when you’re owner, you look like a fool. And Kenyon Martin’s mamma called. She’s still pissed.
4. Manny: When you actually reference yourself in the third person, you have problems. And call me crazy but I’m pretty sure he was the one who made up “Manny being Manny”
3. Ocho Cinco: I remember when the artist formerly known as Chad Johnson was actually a good football player. Now he looks like a cartoon character.
2. Shaq: Should the Queen Diva die this year on the field after throwing his 6th interception in a quarter, the title belongs to the Big Aristotle…or is it Superman..or Shaq Fu…or Jabbawockeez. Either way, he’s due for a new scrabble word…
1. Brett Favre: Nothing needs to be said here. He will sit atop the polls as attention whore as long as his heart keeps beating. Which for Packers fan couldn’t stop soon enough