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YAWN,…National League fails again! (4-3)
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Did anyone even watch that All-Star game last night? FULL STORY …..I found myself longing for some competitive skating after ’round the 4th inning! OK, it wasn’t that bad, and I’m not that gay! Still, there isn’t enUFf “game”, its all just another FOX reality show. Are they kidding?…36 man rosters? 15 pitchers?!?! 36 freakin’ players for EACH team?; That’s (slightly) more people than Allen Iverson takes to a bar with him! There were, collectively, eight First Baseman there last night…EIGHT!…NINE if you count Fielder’s fat ass twice, like they do on a plane!
If you need 36 players a team, play 2 fuckin’ games….and stop taking a player per team. That’s just rewarding some random “kind-worthy” guy for being on a loser team, not as an all-star! Cocco might have deserved some kind of recognition for his efforts so far this year, but c’mon, an ALL-STAR??!?!…NO! 72 “All-Stars” kinda cheapens the whole idea, take 20 and PLAY BALL!
What do YOU think?…tell us!
FINALLY!!!,….REAL reality TV!
If you have a chance next Monday July 20th, I recommend tuning into THIS the Wanted.” Many of you have heard me complain about wanted international terrorists and war criminals hiding in plain sight around the world (often by taking advantage of the very democratic laws and institutions which they aim to destroy, hypocrite-fahqs!); Well, this show aims to do something about it. Some of you may be surprised to learn such people live next door to you. As you’ll see from the NY Times article below, it’s already stirring up controversy.
A close friend of mine (military intel) had the distinct pleasure to work with the lead counter terrorism operator in this show, Roger Carstens. He was the real deal as a Green Beret and he’s sure to give you a real life glimpse into how such operations are conducted from the intelligence gathering, analysis and targeting phases all the way to advanced surveillance and operations. I know you’ll enjoy!
Demjanjuk faces HOW MANY murder charges?
This is pretty sick in itself….How many millions are being poured into the crapper to “F*CK” with this 89 year old “person”?;….so a certain portion of society can put a face on something that happened over 65 years ago?….This John Demjanjuk, at the SPRY young age of 23 was THE Master Mind for ALL 27,000 plus deaths?…REALLY,..a 23 year old?….He must have ACED his freakin’ Workcamp ACT’s, huh???….Seriously, this guy was a prisoner himself!…but turned it around (again, at age 22 or 23) to be the current FACE of the Holocaust?
27-29,000 deaths, himself?…..NICE JOB, Columbo! LINK
The guy’s 89 freakin’ years old now,…but he’s gonna burn baby!…JUSTICE IS SERVED!, huh?….Who paid this bill, ya think?….Isreal?….Germany?….or John Q American Public?….yeah, that’s who I think paid it too!
McNair and MJ, is it FINALLY OVER!?!?!?!
PHAHQ!…..Are we done squeezing these freakin’ lemons already?……MOVE ON, eh?!!!!.
Tragic deaths, both of them,…well, not so much for the kiddie porn guy,..sorry, but Pedophiles fail on the ol’respect-o-meter (did you see anywhere on there, about porking young boys, REPEATEDLY!?!?!), in my World; Whether they can sing and dance or not! Yeah, WHAT?…You don’t categorically excuse a twice charged sexual predator JUST because he redefined a segment of the MUSIC World?!?!?! WOW,…maybe I’m the insane one, huh?…After all, HE SANG AND DANCED, SANG AND DANCED!!!!, if that’s not enUFf to clear the slate, WHAT IS, right? I think being a singer and dancer, he should also be able to hold his very young children playfully over a railing at some hotel he’s staying in…sure!…HE SANG AND DANCED, PEOPLE!….that gives a guy some HEAVY extra rights!…..(see sarcasm)
Surgeons, Fireman, Police Officers, and the proud members of our military are people worthy of respect based on what they do, alone. Still, no one is above approach. Singers?….Football Players?….certainly NOT on profession alone. Both of these over-celebrated men did a lot within their respected “fields”, given, and should be (and HAVE been) properly noted for that. Its not that they shouldn’t be properly sent off, just enUFf is enUFf already. Christ, to hear the Double-Homicide killer Ray-Ray “PREACHER-man” Lewis tell it, McNair made mother teresa look like a Candy Striper. (Yeah THIS KIND, not THIS KIND….)
Farrah Fawcet got like 4 minutes…..these two guys got more coverage than CNN produced for either Gulf War!…and the hokey-ass crap people spewed on about them: Particularly “Reverand Ray-Ray“….I threw up after hearing him talk, then took an insulin shot just to cover my bases…Shit!, he’s a Bullshitter! (and a Double-homicide killer who paid off the families of the dead )…and of course, a top 5 Media Whore!(Favre is #4, of course.)
Hey, again, respect where due, for sure,…But MJ boofed little boys, and McNair was in his “hide-a-whore” Condo with ONE Mistress, while she stewed about the thought he was keeping another extramarital love interest. Making this guy out to being Father-of-the-Year, just wont work. Nor will sugar-coating or avoiding the issues surrounding how he died. He did NOT “deserve” to die for his ‘sins”….NO WAY!…He does deserve mention for a very proud, 13 year Pro career that included a shared MVP and 3 Pro Bowls – YES. However, it doesn’t REALLY matter in a time like this, does it?….yet its exploited as if it was pivotal in him passing.
Now Ron Artest has some “F*CKED” up reasoning for choosing his jersey number with the Lakers…#37 was for how many weeks Thriller was the #1 selling album?…and that it was the #1 selling album,…and how HE’S #1 by wearing #37…??….can ANY of that make sense?….Sounds like one of those Nostradamus fans working in some obscure angle into any life situation….We’ve all had people/family close to us pass, and its never accepted well. Still, making them out to be MORE than they were, doesn’t help!
2009 College Football Schedules!
ARE HERE!
Check out the OOC slate for Vaginer Tech, rather impressive, even though 3 of 4 are at their place;….Rat’s Ass Vaginer.
The ‘BAMaVag-Tech game is in Atlanta, and there are some other good opening week games! Should be a nice kick-off to the Season!
Well, for MOST teams anyway!
Playing hardball, nets a win!
Mark it up as a win for the “Davids” of College Football!
Well, at least for one conference of “Davids”, I guess.
- With the Mountain West harmonizing to sign an agreement allowing the conference champion to automatically qualify for a spot in one of the the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) Bowls, it might be the beginning of the end to the Utah-esque type whaling! Heck them “Utes” even cry when they’re getting BIG LOVE! It never ends w/them!
This won’t, and nothing WILL, end the flapping in College Football….it cant! No playoff “system”, or re-worked Bowl system ever will! Not with 119 teams, and little control over strength of scheduling. There could be a 119 team playoff, and few people would be any happier. We’ve just been told by a small group of people (writer’s and haters mostly), that ONLY a PRO-style playoff format removes all doubt about the Champion….and in College, it wont decide that infinitely, and it wont work out well either.
If anything, this will play out where the Mountain West teams who might be in a position to win the conference (and secure the bid), will collectively remove the notion of playing ANYone in OOC that has a noticable pulse….Look for these ‘tards to load up on fodder worse off than they are, in some sort of hypocritical boom-uh-rang manner! They fought to “good fight” to be able to lay-back and relax like those they despised! They fitted themselves into the position, so they could be better off than others, who can’t make a move….They are, hypocrites!…BUT NOW! -they are Hyp’s with an auto-bid!
That’s what the greatest game ever created needed, more red-tape!….its always created a better product in the past, right! (note sarcasm).
WILL POT, save Cali?..can it help here?
The “POT POWER PEOPLE” seem to be promoting this as a cure-all for what ails broke California!….(another 4 million in the whole after Tuesday’s $ spent to secure the sites so they can bury MJ) The message?…SMOKE DOPE LOUIE!…and help a Terminator out!
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I’m “wondering”, as I sit here UN-high, if this wouldn’t be Ohio’s answer too!…Maybe instead of that Casino/Gambling horseshit, if they would just legalize the “pot”, instead???…BRILLIANT!
Let’s see: Casino’s “PULL” in about 30 million a month from the general economy…of which (conservatively) “maybe” 1/2 of that is from bordering locations. So, they dont just rape one pin-point area. Still, even if its 15 million a month LOCAL that is sucked out of the economy, in say Cincinnati, and some 7-8 million a YEAR is paid back in taxes,..who’s the “winner” in that relationship? Cincinnati wins?…NOPE!…..the poor bastages who are plunking down large cash a LOSING (cause you all eventually lose!…look at the numbers man!) ??..NOPE!…So maybe its the small contigencey of people who directly own the Casino’s??….BINGO!
Sucking OUT 180 million in local dollars to pay back 8 million in taxes, is a LOSE-LOSE proposition!!! We’re just too blind to notice. BUT!…sell the dope, and everyone wins!….The local and State gov’s all get a NEW source of tax income, the Dopers get a regular supply of “controlled” and maybe even rated stash, the Doritos people will rake in SCORES of sales, and those farmers in Kentucky will then have a (legal) crop they can earn a living selling!…..Where’s the down side? Dope-a-holics?…WHERE?…name one person who is in rehab because of POT!….Its never happened!….and even if there is, ONE!…its better than the 1000′s of people gambling away their lives, their kids’ lives and stealing from their families, before mouthing a shot-gun!
Support the Pot legalization process, and say NO to Casino’s!…if you really NEED to lose money, like you SO will in a Casino?….just send $3 of every ten you earn to us, here at FatGuySports!….We’ll keep it in play!
How many games will Michigan win, in 2009?
Richie-Rod, BitchRod, or Dick-Rod, will have his hands full in ’09, but even if he repeats a horrendous 3-9 record, he’s still “THE MAN” in Ann Arbor. Or, it looks like it to some! Some “fans” are saying 9-3/6-2 is possible, while others (some rank Michy in the high 50′s Nationally!) actually think 4-8 is more in line with the reality. So,…of these games, where are the wins? (only 4 road games?…who do they think they are?…tOSU?) (* – a weak OOC schedule should help)
2009 schedule:
Sept. 5 Western Michigan*
Sept. 12 Notre Dame*
Sept. 19 Eastern Michigan*
Sept. 26 Indiana
Oct. 3 @ Michigan State
Oct. 10 @ Iowa
Oct. 17 Delaware State*
Oct. 24 Penn State
Oct. 31 @ Illinois
Nov. 7 Purdue
Nov. 14 @ Wisconsin
Nov. 21 Ohio State
Illinois Head-Coach, Ron Zook could spoil Richie’s day on Halloween!?
Can Richie and a true Frosh QB (and 15 total returning starters 105) navigate their schedule and reach a Bowl game in ’09?…Or will they be hoping to play spoiler by November 21st, and end the 5 year run of OSU dominance over them…???…Personally, I just hope they chump Chunky on Sept 12th!…It will be the only Irish game I have interest one, in….
Who is this Michelle Jackson dude?….and
…..when did it die?…(see sarcasm)
Peter King (No, not the Sports Writer, Peter King, who rolls a Brett Favre blow up doll in oil, and humps it dry, the Congressman Peter King, who rolls a Brett Favre blow-up doll in oil and humps it dry!) says this “entertainer” was a pedophile, and therefore undeserving of this coverage!….Michael did have THIS hanging around his neck, of course, and at least one other highly publicized pedo-incident,…So, the learned NY Congressman does have some “footing” here….
FAHQ!…Billie Jean is dead,…I get it!…..Mourn, and move on. The guy sang, danced, and ruined little boys lives forever. EnUFf is certainly enUFf, already!….We don’t celebrate other Pedophiles, regardless of their outside the perverted, accomplishments. I agree with the point, this guy doesn’t deserve “hero” status, as he did have these indisgressions that were never fully accounted for…..HE PAID off the families, after all.
Oh, Rev-Sharpton wants to make this out to be a racial issue, of course!… WHAT THE FAHQ IS NEW?!?!..He makes MONEY off of racism, naturally he’s going to promote it! Heck, he even CREATES IT, where it wasn’t ever before!…All for HIS benefit!
Imagine if Don Imus had molested little boys, on MULTIPLE occasions, instead of ‘just” called a collection of woman on a basketball team “Nappy something or others”…..He was virtually “BEATen” to death for SAYING that,….and his penis never came NEAR a little boy. But he’s ALL bad, and Mike’s ALL good! Remember that the next time you hear about a guy on the radio cracking a poor-taste barb, and then hearing about another guy who ass-bangs a little boy…..YOU’ll know which one is worse, NOW!…..THANKS “REV” AL!…..You’re SO into human ”rights”!
now,…BEAT IT!…..there must still be coverage of something “MJ” out there!….say goodbye to MIKE HERE
September 12, 2009
At the Big house “they” meet again!….sure, who cares…you say. Good point! But the winner of this game is gonna be ranked, as a result! Michigan has WESTERN MICHIGAN in game one, whilst Notre Damn plays a home game against NEVADA to start their season.
You think if Notre Dame wins 9 games they’ll keep Chunky regardless (after yet another embASSing Bowl loss, on the mainland)?…They’ve been REALLY REALLY tolerant of his sucking ass for so long, they might just erect a bronze statue for a plus .500 season!?!?!….Well, if they can smelt enUFf bronze, anyway…..MORE
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