Screamin’ Billy, is Oxi-DEAD!

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Jun
29

And, “dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy ”….still, better him than me!

Billy Mays has taken his oxi-clean shirts to the after-World…..My hope is that HIS after-world, is some super sadistic dirty Hell,….where kittens lick his face,  Maude walks around naked asking for “all comers”, and where you scrub-scrub your crisp denim shirts but they never come clean!…I also hope that in this version of Hell, he is a mute, and everyone he sees (outside of naked Maude)  keeps asking him to repeat himself!

Ahh, Billy, a little bump on the head, but you had no pitch-product to help internal bleeding or divert  some brain swell?….DANG!…We’ll sure miss you….The Shamwow guy just doesn’t compare…..I kinda hope when HE goes, maybe due to a shank out in the yard, that his replacement is a combo of Roseanne Bahr and Cyndi Lauper. That way I can just get rid of my TV’s all together!

Billy Mays was loud-mouth Douchebag #1, and I was NOT a fan!…Joe Isuzu?…he was entertaining, for a few years,..and damn funny as the game show host on Married w/Children. Billy made me want to walk around with dirty clothes on, like some skank HO! Billy just BLEW!

I’ll stop short of saying its good that he’s dead,..but I do look forward to commercials again!   See MORE …..