Archive for June, 2009
The Lucas Love
On June - 26 - 2009
Lucas Glover is hanging in, thru the 2nd round at The Traveler’s this week….a +1 has him in the field, but not challenging. LINK…
Move over Tiger,…there’s a new sheriff in town
Farrah deserves more love, than
On June - 26 - 2009
… anyone else who died this week….and the list is distinguished for sure!
Sure, she was dying for a long while now,…..what, April she was in the hospital, and it was pretty well known then that this day would come,.; but SHE was who we all thought about when,…well, “when”! Long before there were partners, there was Farrah!…..No one can say that about Bud-Ed, Bible-face-the-Semi-Truck dude or the White Chick that use to be a Black Dude!…
I say, Fire off a final farewell to Farrah tonight, guys!…..She gave so much of herself, back oh those many years ago….I don’t mean to suggest incorporating yourselves (that’s just SICK!), but a proper 21 “gunner” send off is certainly warranted here. She’d have done it for you!……at least she’d have “nipped” thru her shirt for ya!
Hail the NON-ped’o'phile, her “chair was not my son” too!!
The King of Pedophilia dead at 50!
On June - 25 - 2009
The King of Pedophilia dead at 50!
I got a text from my wife tonight while I was on the course saying that Michael Jackson was dead. I was still mourning the loss of the Sex Symbol of the 70’s in Farrah Faucet, and then I get hit with the shocker that Michael Jackson croaked today as well. Call me an asshole, but I don’t give a shit. I don’t wish death upon anyone, but if there was a guy that got what was coming to him, MJ got it.
I came home tonight, and low and behold, MTV is running a gigantic tribute to MJ. What the FACK for? Was he a music icon? Absolutely! He was also a freaking child molester. PERIOD! The douche bag Rev. Al Sharpton had the nerve to get on MTV and gripe to people that they didn’t give Michael the respect that he deserved during his time of need. Hey Al, how in the hell are you a Reverend if I never see you in church? Don’t criticize me for not praising a freaking pervert. This guy settled out of court for millions of dollars to avoid prosecution for pedophilia. Fat Joe said that Michael “never did anything wrong in his life.” Are you out of your mind? He built a trap at his house to lure his victims. I keep a few bottles of wine in my fridge, because I like women and women like wine. If I wanted to entice kids, I would build an amusement park in my front yard and get a couple of monkeys. Michael did just that. I will rest easier tonight knowing that my son is a little safer now that the world’s most recognized pervert is going to be taking a dirt nap
US DROPS #1 SPAIN, 2-0!!!
On June - 24 - 2009
AMAZING!…Brazil, Italy and Spain….and they will move on!…..The US hasn’t been very good over the years internationally (against the heavies). but this is an EPIC win here!
GO USA!!!
Flat Tire got ya down?….
On June - 24 - 2009
….that can just RUIN your damn day,..so,..-JUST STEP OFF!…..there’s a solid plan!
Apparently a dude on I-71, this morning, had just THAT kind of start to his day. Reports HERE support the notion that dude pulled over (possibly because of a flat tire) then walked face first into a semi!….BALLS!
MAN!,…If you’re choosing a way to go,…few things can compete with FACING a Semi, for manliness! Just think of those nervous few seconds RIGHT before impact?!?!? Damn!, and if the driver sees you just before, then swerves to miss, then only grazes your bod???? You could get really f’d up, but might end up living like a Veg for YEARS!
THEN!,..knowing that the truck moved and maybe clipped a few cars after?…maybe killing some innocents in the process?. That’d be tUFf,..in jail AND crip’ded?….You’d get your ass plowed and not be able to offer much resistance, though at that point, would you care?….that’s your Hell!
I certainly hope this was the way dude wanted to end things,….’cause if it was just a blown tire that got him all flustered and pre-occupied,..then,..DAMN, nasty exit dude!…
Which brings up the point,…WHAT IS, the most BALLS way to go out?…..Jump off a big ass building?….bang a seasoned Bronx Hooker up the can?…..eat at one of those portable food carts you see downtown or in the bar district at closing time?….or sleeping in the lower bunk of a bunk bed, with Roseanne Bahr and her cool new husband ’sleeping” in the upper one?….-what?….leave a comment!!
Heeeerrrrrreee’s DEATH!
On June - 23 - 2009
America lost an icon, in Ed McMahon. The Detroit native McMahon was a super sidekick and Budweiser spokesperson, before being a sidekick and a Bud man were cool! YOU’LL be missed, Sir!…..LINK
OK,..Star Search was “Ass on a plate” but still,….this guy was one great (funny) American!…RIP Ed,….R I P !
Duval with a shot!!!!
On June - 22 - 2009
Are you FAT?…do you smoke?…
On June - 22 - 2009
…consume alcohol at the company xmas party and fall down the staris?, or speed on the way to work?….Your career options are disappearing, if you aren’t careful!
It use to be, just being stupid was what got you sent out the interview door “fast”,….now, it seems as if your breath and your belly are bigger “Job Opp” turnoffs than any “Gump-like” mental gaff you make!
It started several years ago, and has been gaining speed with acceptance. Lawyers won’t let ANYONE cap the malpractice rewards (and they ARE indeed rewards in many cases!), so there appears to be little reasonable relief in site to the out-of-control costs associated with health care! In response to that medieval medical costs’ scare, employers have been trying to cut the fat in their benefit plans. FAT .
To many, it might make sense that THIS GUY NOT be on YOUR medical plan. I can understand; where some people who take care of themselves, view some one like that as a drain on the plan, and a reason why they are paying more….still, think about the fact that as a smoker, a fatty, a skier, motorcycle rider, or (soon) ANY level of risk taker, is going to be restricting themsleves in job opportunities based on their habits!. Companies are justified, in some cases, to not take ON a claim,..or, to “buy a claim” so to speak; The Insurance compaines themselves will deny coverage for similar reasons on personal policies.
Again, this goes back to those heathen American Lawyers Fockin’ up our country, yet again. They sue medical institutions because a patients slips on a puddle of water that THEY themselves put on the floor!….LOOK HERE, or HERE,…..even HERE. There are endless examples of lawyer (and consumer) greed to support this, and as long a LAWYERS make the laws, well, it’ll continue to be the norm!
Just be careful out there on the side of the building, smoking, these days,..or when the camera rolls past you as you’re in the lunch room choking down that Thunder-burger and o-rings with a Bubba-soda…..Big Brother has a new agenda, and its watching YOU and your nasty (costly) habits, now!….Whose gonna hire a gay (aids), old (heart-attack), fat (pick one!), smoker (cancer) who rides a bike (accidents, bad risk taker) and drinks (liver)!?!?!?!….REPENT NOW, peoples!…REPENT NOW!
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Smoking employees are less healthy than nonsmokers, are absent more, make more and more expensive claims for health and disability benefits, and endanger co-workers who breathe smoky air. Employers may establish smoke-free workplaces, but—beyond that—employers may absolutely discriminate against smokers. Absent some common-law or statutory prohibition, employers are free to hire whomever they wish. The Americans with Disability Act prohibits discrimination against “disabled” applicants or employees, but smokers are not “disabled,” nor “regarded as” being disabled. Moreover, statutory construction does not lead to the conclusion that smokers are “disabled.” Since the policy of government is to discourage smoking, and discrimination against smokers promotes nonsmoking, such discrimination is not only “not illegal”, it is good social policy.
US OPEN,…rain day 2
On June - 19 - 2009
The UFL Draft is complete!…what?…
On June - 19 - 2009
…you didn’t KNOW about the UFL Draft? and you call yourselves FOOTBALL fans??..hhmmmppff! - THE UFL,..the “other” NFL!….
Luckily for YOU,…there’s ME! UFL ROSTERS
This is going to be “more gooder” than the XFL, you can bank on that!
Sorry Booby, looks like you’re just a #2!
On June - 19 - 2009
I get NO personal satisfaction from this news, but seeing how Booby was counting wins at Samford, and those should have never counted, this is justice served. Somewhere, you just know it, Joe Pa is smiling and gently pulling from a “Koooban c-GAR“!
TALLAHASSEE — The NCAA infractions committee intends to uphold sanctions against Florida State that would take away wins in 10 sports, including as many as 14 by football coach Bobby Bowden.
After a public records lawsuit and intervention by Florida’s attorney general, the NCAA allowed Florida State to release the committee’s June 2 response to FSU’s appeal of the NCAA punishment that would strip the school of the victories.
Tallahassee attorney Bill Williams, who is handling the case for Florida State, said the university will continue to fight to keep the victories. University officials said they won’t comment until all appeals have been exhausted.
The NCAA said 61 Seminole athletes cheated on an online test in a music history course from the fall of 2006 through summer 2007 or received improper help from staffers who provided them with answers to the exam and typed papers for them.
“The most severe penalties are appropriate when the academic mission of the university has been compromised,” the June 2 infractions committee response said, citing the academic misconduct at the University of Minnesota that led to basketball coach Clem Haskins’ firing.
A former academic counselor at Minnesota admitted to having written more than 400 papers and take-home tests for Gophers basketball players between 1993 and 1998 and said Haskins was aware of the cheating.
The committee’s letter to Florida State said it did not consider taking away wins and a 2007 national championship in track and field as a severe penalty, considering what it called egregious circumstances.
The committee said the conduct of Florida State staff members involved in the cheating scandal was reprehensible.
“This is the response from the committee on infractions which entered the finding that we are appealing so you wouldn’t expect them to change their mind,” said Williams, the attorney handling the case for Florida State. “We will respond to this and then we ultimately have an oral argument before the infractions appeal committee in Indianapolis (Ind.) and then they will make a final decision.”
Williams said he expected the hearing would be scheduled in late summer or early fall, but admitted that was a guess.
“Heck, it could be anytime,” he said.
Bowden, who is preparing for his 34th season at Florida State, would have little chance to stay abreast of Penn State’s Joe Paterno in their competition to finish as major college football’s winningest coach if the penalty sticks. Paterno begins the 2009 season with 383, one more than Bowden.
Florida State did not challenge the loss of scholarship reductions that included two in football this year and another next year.
Florida State played in the 2007 Music City Bowl without two dozen players, including several starters. The Seminoles were defeated by Kentucky. Many of the same athletes were held out of the first three games on the 2008 season as part of their punishment.
Still a very impressive record, and no one enjoyed more success than the FSU’ers for a period of 12 years, but the ride has ended,…..sadly for some, not sadly for others…
One Billion, are now hungry!….WOW!
On June - 19 - 2009
Per this stroy: LINK
“…ROME – One in six people in the world — or more than 1 billion — is now hungry, a historic high due largely to the global economic crisis and stubbornly high food prices, a U.N. agency said Friday.
Compared with last year, there are 100 million more people who are hungry, meaning they receive fewer than 1,800 calories a day, the Food and Agriculture Organization said in a report….”
Can there BE any simpler solution than “STOP HAVING F*CKING KIDS YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO FEED!”….can there? Christ, if I’m sitting in a urine stained cardboard shelter, and the wife’s sittin’ over there making the day’s mud-cake surprise meal, am I really thinking, “Damn, I bet having another kid around the house would improve this shit here!”….or, is it the gleem from the ol’Lady’s face that she gets when flies buzz her leaky nose, that cause me to get that Lovin’ Feeling?
When do they start criminally charging people who have kids like this?….-having kids when they can’t feed or care for them? Why does it take so long to adopt a kid, but 13 seconds in the back of a Buick or skunk shit stained metal shanty, to make one?
ONE BILLION people, are going hungry,..ONE BILLION!…and that’s not including Alley McBeal types. One Billion, and they keep spitting kids out like they’re pez dispensers! …why?….is it still “per” some silly religeous right/order?….some burning yearning feeling to pro-create, 14 times over?!?!
If you drop a crumb a food on the floor, you’ll get roaches,….if all you do is continue to drop food on the floor, you’ll only get MORE roaches!….Just feeding people to the point that they’ll all eat, will only cause more careless breeding! I’ve recall watching that fat ass “Gloria” (aka Sally Struthers) talk about feeding the poor, back when I was 2!….and the situation has only gotten WORSE!…not better, worse!
I say they sponsor a “Food-for-your-Nutts” program,….you want THIS, drop your goodies into THIS,…or wear THIS for a few mintes…Ok, maybe that’s extreme, and or in poor taste, but certainly NOT in any MORE poor taste than is some one out there having kids, then leaving them to STARVE TO DEATH!
STOP HAVING WELFARE BABIES, and STOP HAVING BABIES WHEN YOU ARE STARVING!….just try it for several decades, if it doesn’t work, then we’ll go back to the way things are going now…..ok?…
US Open Update
On June - 18 - 2009
The USGA has officially suspended play for today. THe course has received over an inch of rain already today. Play is scheduled to resume tomorrow at 7:30am. They will attempt to get today’s make up round and tomorrows scheduled round all in on Friday. No Shot has been played for over 3 hours, and balls had to be marked with tees on the greens and fairways to avoid the markers floating away.
This has forced me to allow more entries into the FGS US Open Contest. If you send me an email by tomorrow morning at 9:00am, you will still be permitted to enter.
Thanks and have a FATGUY day!
