Screamin’ Billy, is Oxi-DEAD!
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And, “dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy ”….still, better him than me!
Billy Mays has taken his oxi-clean shirts to the after-World…..My hope is that HIS after-world, is some super sadistic dirty Hell,….where kittens lick his face, Maude walks around naked asking for “all comers”, and where you scrub-scrub your crisp denim shirts but they never come clean!…I also hope that in this version of Hell, he is a mute, and everyone he sees (outside of naked Maude) keeps asking him to repeat himself!
Ahh, Billy, a little bump on the head, but you had no pitch-product to help internal bleeding or divert some brain swell?….DANG!…We’ll sure miss you….The Shamwow guy just doesn’t compare…..I kinda hope when HE goes, maybe due to a shank out in the yard, that his replacement is a combo of Roseanne Bahr and Cyndi Lauper. That way I can just get rid of my TV’s all together!
Billy Mays was loud-mouth Douchebag #1, and I was NOT a fan!…Joe Isuzu?…he was entertaining, for a few years,..and damn funny as the game show host on Married w/Children. Billy made me want to walk around with dirty clothes on, like some skank HO! Billy just BLEW!
I’ll stop short of saying its good that he’s dead,..but I do look forward to commercials again! See MORE …..
The Lucas Love
Lucas Glover is hanging in, thru the 2nd round at The Traveler’s this week….a +1 has him in the field, but not challenging. LINK…
Move over Tiger,…there’s a new sheriff in town
Farrah deserves more love, than
… anyone else who died this week….and the list is distinguished for sure!
Sure, she was dying for a long while now,…..what, April she was in the hospital, and it was pretty well known then that this day would come,.; but SHE was who we all thought about when,…well, “when”! Long before there were partners, there was Farrah!…..No one can say that about Bud-Ed, Bible-face-the-Semi-Truck dude or the White Chick that use to be a Black Dude!…
I say, Fire off a final farewell to Farrah tonight, guys!…..She gave so much of herself, back oh those many years ago….I don’t mean to suggest incorporating yourselves (that’s just SICK!), but a proper 21 “gunner” send off is certainly warranted here. She’d have done it for you!……at least she’d have “nipped” thru her shirt for ya!
Hail the NON-ped’o'phile, her “chair was not my son” too!!
US DROPS #1 SPAIN, 2-0!!!
AMAZING!…Brazil, Italy and Spain….and they will move on!…..The US hasn’t been very good over the years internationally (against the heavies). but this is an EPIC win here!
GO USA!!!
Flat Tire got ya down?….
….that can just RUIN your damn day,..so,..-JUST STEP OFF!…..there’s a solid plan!
Apparently a dude on I-71, this morning, had just THAT kind of start to his day. Reports HERE support the notion that dude pulled over (possibly because of a flat tire) then walked face first into a semi!….BALLS!
MAN!,…If you’re choosing a way to go,…few things can compete with FACING a Semi, for manliness! Just think of those nervous few seconds RIGHT before impact?!?!? Damn!, and if the driver sees you just before, then swerves to miss, then only grazes your bod???? You could get really f’d up, but might end up living like a Veg for YEARS!
THEN!,..knowing that the truck moved and maybe clipped a few cars after?…maybe killing some innocents in the process?. That’d be tUFf,..in jail AND crip’ded?….You’d get your ass plowed and not be able to offer much resistance, though at that point, would you care?….that’s your Hell!
I certainly hope this was the way dude wanted to end things,….’cause if it was just a blown tire that got him all flustered and pre-occupied,..then,..DAMN, nasty exit dude!…
Which brings up the point,…WHAT IS, the most BALLS way to go out?…..Jump off a big ass building?….bang a seasoned Bronx Hooker up the can?…..eat at one of those portable food carts you see downtown or in the bar district at closing time?….or sleeping in the lower bunk of a bunk bed, with Roseanne Bahr and her cool new husband ‘sleeping” in the upper one?….-what?….leave a comment!!
Heeeerrrrrreee’s DEATH!
America lost an icon, in Ed McMahon. The Detroit native McMahon was a super sidekick and Budweiser spokesperson, before being a sidekick and a Bud man were cool! YOU’LL be missed, Sir!…..LINK
OK,..Star Search was “Ass on a plate” but still,….this guy was one great (funny) American!…RIP Ed,….R I P !
Duval with a shot!!!!
Tiger and that chick from HANSON are in the house “even”, waiting for the finish. With a total collapse, of 3 strokes, they could be back out popping their putz!!!
GO DUVAL!…how great a win would this be?!?!?!
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Are you FAT?…do you smoke?…
…consume alcohol at the company xmas party and fall down the staris?, or speed on the way to work?….Your career options are disappearing, if you aren’t careful!
It use to be, just being stupid was what got you sent out the interview door “fast”,….now, it seems as if your breath and your belly are bigger “Job Opp” turnoffs than any “Gump-like” mental gaff you make!
It started several years ago, and has been gaining speed with acceptance. Lawyers won’t let ANYONE cap the malpractice rewards (and they ARE indeed rewards in many cases!), so there appears to be little reasonable relief in site to the out-of-control costs associated with health care! In response to that medieval medical costs’ scare, employers have been trying to cut the fat in their benefit plans. FAT .
To many, it might make sense that THIS GUY NOT be on YOUR medical plan. I can understand; where some people who take care of themselves, view some one like that as a drain on the plan, and a reason why they are paying more….still, think about the fact that as a smoker, a fatty, a skier, motorcycle rider, or (soon) ANY level of risk taker, is going to be restricting themsleves in job opportunities based on their habits!. Companies are justified, in some cases, to not take ON a claim,..or, to “buy a claim” so to speak; The Insurance compaines themselves will deny coverage for similar reasons on personal policies.
Again, this goes back to those heathen American Lawyers Fockin’ up our country, yet again. They sue medical institutions because a patients slips on a puddle of water that THEY themselves put on the floor!….LOOK HERE, or HERE,…..even HERE. There are endless examples of lawyer (and consumer) greed to support this, and as long a LAWYERS make the laws, well, it’ll continue to be the norm!
Just be careful out there on the side of the building, smoking, these days,..or when the camera rolls past you as you’re in the lunch room choking down that Thunder-burger and o-rings with a Bubba-soda…..Big Brother has a new agenda, and its watching YOU and your nasty (costly) habits, now!….Whose gonna hire a gay (aids), old (heart-attack), fat (pick one!), smoker (cancer) who rides a bike (accidents, bad risk taker) and drinks (liver)!?!?!?!….REPENT NOW, peoples!…REPENT NOW!
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Smoking employees are less healthy than nonsmokers, are absent more, make more and more expensive claims for health and disability benefits, and endanger co-workers who breathe smoky air. Employers may establish smoke-free workplaces, but—beyond that—employers may absolutely discriminate against smokers. Absent some common-law or statutory prohibition, employers are free to hire whomever they wish. The Americans with Disability Act prohibits discrimination against “disabled” applicants or employees, but smokers are not “disabled,” nor “regarded as” being disabled. Moreover, statutory construction does not lead to the conclusion that smokers are “disabled.” Since the policy of government is to discourage smoking, and discrimination against smokers promotes nonsmoking, such discrimination is not only “not illegal”, it is good social policy.
US OPEN,…rain day 2
….Its Mike Weir, then that chick from Hanson?….nah, not really!… HERE it is…Woods is +4, so he’s setting up to win this rain soaked bi—!
The UFL Draft is complete!…what?…
…you didn’t KNOW about the UFL Draft? and you call yourselves FOOTBALL fans??..hhmmmppff! - THE UFL,..the “other” NFL!….
Luckily for YOU,…there’s ME! UFL ROSTERS
This is going to be “more gooder” than the XFL, you can bank on that!