American Idol picks a true American!
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So the alarm clock goes off this morning at an eye popping 6:15 a.m. I drop the hammer on the snooze button til 6:30, get up, light a newport, hop in the shower, brush my teeth and turn on the news for my morning update before I head off to my brain cell killing job as an IT admin. When suddenly, as if my ears have deceived me, I hear the chick on the news say something about how disappointed everyone is that Kris won and Adam didn’t.
I was like, WTF did she just say???
This is a competition isn’t it??? They did go through hundreds of thousands of wannabe rock stars to get to the final 2 didn’t they????
The only people disappointed are gay rights activists, PETA, and some transsexual in Nebraska!
Listen, Adam can sing. He’s a helluva vocalist. But his gay montage was just too much sometimes. His high pitched squeeling was reminiscent of Ned Beatty gettin mounted by inbred white trash in the movie “Deliverance”. The finger nail polish, the eye makup, the whole “I am gay hear me roar” ora was just too much.
Everyone knows the top 5 on A.I. usually get contracts and end up in the music business anyway. So don’t “cry for me Argentina” just yet.
But the problem I have is that I”m tired of society as a whole! The problem with this country is it’s made up of a bunch of pussies. This is a country of babies, whiners, spoiled brats, and sheltered ego’s. Everyone cries for the gay singer, they weep for the blind piano player, they condemn our country for how our national security deals (or allegedly tortures) with known terrorists. I think it’s time for everyone to shut the fuck up, grab a rifle, and stand a post! Lead, Follow, or get the fuck out of the way!
In the meantime, stop hating on Kris. What, because he’s not gay, disabled, doesn’t have a terminal disease, and seems to be a clean cut american kid we can’t vote for him?????
To the haters, I say…Go put on some fingernail polish, a girl scout outfit, and go out to the woods, sit around a campfire and sing Kum-Bay-Ya, because nobody within hearing distance gives a shit about what you got to say!
Peace!
I’m out Biotches!
PS – a song from each of the contestants, both can sing, no matter how you label them. Who do you like?
hotchic says:
I was rooting for Kris the whole time. Guyliner just totally creeps me out!
UFreak says:
THIS SHOW IS FOR PUZZIES!!!!…that’s the point. Stop watching glitzy dudes sing ANYDAMN way!……This queer, that queer,….the next queer!
I agree that the American “underdog” love-fest has reached critical mass, but shows like this, and, Rock of love, and love a whore, or love of money, How can anyone still be hooked on that shit?….And the stupid assclown glam kids sitting in houses telling a camera man about some social issue they are “dealing” with, or some relationship crap or something-what’s the point?,…its ALLLLLL CCRRRAAAPPPPP!!!!……..crap crap crap!.
I’d rather pack salt my eyes, then syringe all the fluid out of my eye BALL, using a rusty square needle lined with barnacles and Franks Red Hot sauce, then smash my nutts with a tack hammer, than waste 3 seconds of my life supporting American Idol; or ANY show where some FAHQing idiot needs to narrate his/her feelings to me or cuss and get beeped out (as a plan)..They can ALL burn in hell, for all I care. This trend where the house “chicks” all cat-fight and cuss over who’s the whore, and who’s the other whore?…HOW did that crap became popular?, was it meth that hooked everybody?. Those of you that subscribe to those shows are TV’s drone bees…..and while I’ll agree that on a basic level, we ALL are to a degree….. with the shows I watch, I’m not told what I’m suppose to think and feel, in additon to how I’m suppose to act…then told to text vote for some one I’ll never know, or who will ever care crap one about me….but I’m gonna send them my vote…YIPPIE!
The PUSSifing of this country didn’t START with these shows, but they SURE are a reason it picked up a BUNCH of steam!
I don’t know WHO that is in the picture on the post, but that’s silly disgusting! …and so very sad!….KINDA like when grown men watching oiled up steroided dudes fake fight on TV,….more of HOW TO DUMMY down America!…..Al-Qaeda does it with forced prayer and poverty,….both seem effective!
hotchic says:
Why don’t you tell me how you really feel, Freak. Come on, let it out…don’t bottle it up!!!
UFreak says:
That wasn’t complete enUFf?…c’mon, this country needs another singer like Oprah needs another chicken wing. The fact that this is even news is a testemant to what is categorically wrong in this country.
A fahq’in singer?….and we expend resources for that?..its sick!
Then, on top of that, we doll these queens up and parade them out to force feed an agenda?…nah,..that’s disgusting….no one wins here!
How ’bout a show that shows American workers making a product that we can sell on the open market?…
5 months to pick another glam, pop-rox crap music singer?….REALLY…that’s news?….I cry for this stupid stupid country.
2 trillion in debt, a historically weak economy, and rampant unemployment; yet we focus on finding MORE singers?…..they just fahqing sing, and wear trendy clothes,..but I’m the only one who finds that disturbing?