How to know if you’re a NUTJOB!??

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May
8

Easy,…if you even think like THIS……

If you OR anyone you know flips out like this kid did/does, and “feels the urge” to KILL a player/friend/coworker/fatguy/whomever?…(and, that includes a player in  ANY Sport, not just one the condones on-the-playing-surface” fighting, like Hockey; But ALL Sports….Rivalry rich Soccer included, and even Nancy Karrigan types in Ice dancing, or what ever they call that sport where girls with fantastic butts, do the spinning and jumping stUFf?…yeah, them too), then YOU are the one who needs to go! Seek help, or just do the right thing and mouth a .45! (and not the one that comes in  40oz can!). Sure,…that’s the ticket!..sometimes, the only REAL relief you’re gonna get, is from the blissful release of a well ventilated head! Why live in that torture, or further burden your family with a trial?…Your team has already lost!..Nothing but a comfortable bed of freshly turned dirt can accommodate you now!

If OvaryhKin, Kystkkysritynovic, or some other 12 constanents in a row Last named Hockey player beats your team in a game?,….show your disappointment, and move ON! Time for some control, there bub! Put on the BIG-Boy pants, its just a game! Maybe your kid has too much lead paint in his diet or something???

We all “don’t” like SOME players,..hey!…Manny-being-Manny is, in my opinion, an ASSHOLE!!!!…ooops,….well, I did preface that by saying “in my opinion”, right?…Anyway, asshole Manny isn’t my favorite player, but to go to the point to even SAY you want to kill him?….man, there are a LOT of PILLS in your future, and I’m not talking about the fun ones!

“Sports, its what’s for dinner“!….wait, that makes NO sense at ALL!….pppffttt, never mind!…..”Got MILK”?…

“VIOLENCE!…don’t play that game“….YEAH!..I got it!!!!!