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The “bestest” greaseless anal probe we’ll all take, and keep smiling about!….They have gotten bold enUFf to not even try and hide the pure unregulated greed. They are stockpiling reserves, for later in the year when the economy is expected to improve….so, they are hording cheap gas NOW to be able to hike the price later in the year. AND in the meantime, they’ve created an artificial shortage, so they can reap benefits NOW too!..how nice!…And ALL this is just accepted!….But stomp a already dying Canadian Goose with your boot, and its all a rager!
Carson chides Chud
Not exactly a RINGING endorsement, as it was written in the EquiRag’er today. Apparently some one must have accussed Palmer of saying Chud is a dudd, or something, huh..?…and he was on damage-control duty. I offer Carson (or any other Bengal) that opportunity to say it here, ANY-UFreakin’TIME!….’cuz that not-so-secret ‘secret” has been out for a while ’round these parts; but Palmer can authenticate it anytime!
Unless Coles gets hurt, Miss Henry gets re-arrested, or Caldwell breaks his leg - missing Chud wouldn’t be a problem. For the last 3+ years here, Housh’mon’Zah’duh was the better WR anyway…Why would anyone suspect a guy that actually LIKES the game of football (and not queer sideline antics), like Coles wouldn’t do better without some 3rd grade level clown act on the field?
Chud and a few diehard Chud fans might still be under the impression that Chud’s a threat, but defenses ’round the NFL know this is FAR from the truth. They’ll say all the right things in the media, and on the bone-head “flUFf” NFL promo shows, but anyone without blind-love faith in this Ocho-Clown-o has already seen through his stupid side-show.
…and,…Palmer pretty much said that in the interview. Spending far more time discussing the pending USC/tOSu game this Fall. Which, I admit, is SCORES more intersting than any continued LAME-ass Chud Ocho-braindead-o talk.
Oh, and Chud’s “new” commercial for ESPN?….R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D!….when was the last time he “shredded” a Pittsburgh defense for 2 scores, or just BLOCKED for some one?….this guy is hopped up on space-balls or something!
The SEC meetings, ’09
SCENE: The free breakfast bar at a Holiday Inn in Destin, Florida. Florida head coach URBAN MEYER and Alabama head coach NICK SABAN are hunched over plates of bacon and eggs and appear to be deep in conversation.
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SABAN: . . . So I’m standing there, taking a leak behind the Chevron, when who pulls up but John Q. Law. He gets out of his cruiser, kind of stands there tapping his foot, and then I hear the son of a bitch clear his throat. Pardon me, but I’ve got my dick in my hand, I’m lettin’ it rip, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I’ll take the ticket, whatever — you can’t give me ten seconds to finish my business?
MEYER: I wear a Stadium Buddy (link) when I’m out recruiting. Never have to stop even for a second.
SABAN: Well congratulations, Urban, you’re a fucking genius. Can I finish my story? –
Presently LSU head coach LES MILES staggers up, everpresent hat towering atop his head, a coffee-filled 64-ounce cooler mug from QuikTrip in his hand. He takes a long, mouth-searing swig and unloads himself into a chair at SABAN’s table.
SABAN: Jesus, Miles, what the hell happened to you?
MILES: Honestly? I got no fuckin’ clue. Last thing I remember is doing shots of tequila at this Chinese buffet out by the outlet malls, next thing I know I’m waking up in the crawlspace of someone’s –
MILES reaches in his pocket and pulls out a set of Volvo keys.
MILES: Son of a bitch, whose keys are these?!
While MILES tries to piece together his night, Arkansas head coach BOBBY PETRINO strolls over to the table carrying a plate loaded with fruit and bacon.
PETRINO: Mornin’, fellas –
MEYER: Can I see your ring?
PETRINO: My what, now?
MEYER: Your ring, Petrino. This table’s only for guys who’re sporting national-championship rings.
PETRINO: (looks at his free hand) Well, I’ve got an Orange Bowl ring and a Conference USA –
SABAN: And I’m sure all the other stockboys at Wal-Mart will be very impressed. Have a seat over there.
PETRINO: (walking away angrily) You guys think you’re such hot shit. Well, let’s see you talk that way to me when I’m the coach at Notre Dame.
SABAN: (under his breath) Get in line, dickweed. (to MILES) Do you know you reek of stale booze?
MILES: No shit, that little trollop sprayed champagne all over — THAT’S whose keys these are! The stripper, the one with the glasses! Had that “intellectual” thing going on, so of course she’d drive a –
MEYER: Oh, great. Look who’s coming this way.
The three coaches’ heads swivel to see South Carolina head coach STEVE SPURRIER striding toward them, coffee in hand.
SABAN: Terrific. Get ready for two more hours of tales from the ’97 Sugar Bowl.
MEYER: So tired of hearing his bullshit war stories — did I tell you he made me address him as “Ol’ Ballcoach” on the golf course the other day? I’ve won twice as many national titles as he has, who the fuck is he to tell me how to — Steve! What’s happening.
SPURRIER: Can’t complain, can’t complain. What’re you boys chattin’ about this morning?
MEYER: Uh, Nick was just telling me about a run-in he had with the cops when he was trying to relieve himself behind a –
SPURRIER: Boy, I’ll tell you, I never came closer to getting arrested for public urination than when I really had to go during the ’97 Sugar Bowl. And this was during the second quarter, before we really started pouring it on ‘em, so there was no way I could possibly –
SABAN: (desperate for a distraction, sees Georgia head coach MARK RICHT walking by) Mark. Hey. G’mornin’.
SPURRIER: (whirls around suddenly) NATIONAL CHAMPIONS ONLY, RICHT! You just keep on walkin’!
RICHT: No problem, fellas, I was just gonna take my breakfast on over here and introduce myself to Coach Mullen. Y’all have a blessed day.
RICHT walks on; SPURRIER looks completely caught off-guard by RICHT’s non-reaction.
MEYER: Kinda took the wind out of your sails, didn’t he, Steve?
SPURRIER: That’s Ol’ Ballcoach, Meyer, and I’ll have you know –
RICHT: Say, fellas, you don’t suppose I could borrow y’all’s pepper shaker, do you?
SPURRIER: PEPPER IS FOR TITLE WINNERS!
RICHT: No problem, I’ll just see if I can borrow Petrino’s.
SPURRIER: (still unsatisfied) Hey, Richt, how’s your offense coming together? Gonna be real hard to score points without Stafford and Moreno, won’t it?
RICHT: Boy, you’re right about that one, Ballcoach. I reckon we’ll just end up in some low-scoring defensive struggles and beat you guys 14-7 like we usually do.
RICHT heads off toward PETRINO’s table. The frustration is evident on SPURRIER’s face.
SPURRIER: Got-dammit, I hate that guy. Goody twoshoes.
MILES: You win some, you lose some, I guess — fuck, am I wearing a thong?!?
SPURRIER: Man, I’m so tired of these new kids coming in here and acting like they own the place. Fulmer was a big dumb ape, but at least he’d paid his dues. He’d earned the right to talk some trash. Nowadays, you see some new coach come in, he ain’t even finished his first season and already he’s actin’ like he’s got the right to –
MEYER: (coughs loudly) Daboswinney.
SPURRIER: Huh? What’s that?
MEYER: Nothing, Ballcoach.
SPURRIER: (ignoring him) Just sayin’, things aren’t like they were 10, 15 years ago — y’all remember ’96? Year I won the national title? Jim Donnan came in there actin’ like he was gonna turn Georgia into a powerhouse, well, I showed him real quick who the sheriff was in this town. Beat him by 40, and he was lucky it wasn’t worse . . .
SPURRIER doesn’t notice sunglass-clad TENNESSEE head coach LANE KIFFIN striding up behind him, carrying a tall glass of orange juice with a Crazy Straw coming out of it. KIFFIN smacks SPURRIER on the back as hard as he can.
KIFFIN: ‘Sup, niggas! I don’t know about you guys, but I am ready to hit that beach!
SABAN: Good morning, Lane.
KIFFIN: (sits down) Oh, dude, I meant to tell you, Lance Thompson said to tell you hey. Bet you’re missing him right now, huh?
SABAN: Don’t you have some traffic to go run out in front of?
KIFFIN: And Urban, I wanted to tell you again, I am sorry about that whole “cheating” accusation, man. Seriously, you just do your thing, man, it’s working for you. I mean, you cheat all you want as far as I’m concerned — long as you’re not very good at it, no skin off my ass, right? What’s up, my man!
KIFFIN holds his hand up for a high-five from MEYER, which the Florida coach pointedly refuses.
KIFFIN: Whoo! Haven’t seen a crowd this tough since my last employee evaluation with Al Davis.
SPURRIER: Since you’re new here, I guess you might not have been aware that this table is reserved for national title winners.
KIFFIN: Way ahead of you, broseph. Check it!
KIFFIN flashes his 2004 national championship ring. MILES grabs his wrist for a closer look.
MILES: “Passing game coordinator”? What in the good cow-tipping fuck is that?
SPURRIER: Tell you what, Kiff, when you do something with the Volunteers other than embarrass your daddy, maybe we’ll let you sit at the big boys’ table. ‘Till then . . .
KIFFIN: (getting up) Hey, no, man, that’s cool, that’s cool. Hey, incidentally, I got a message for you, too: Blake Mitchell said to tell you “what’s up.”
SPURRIER: Blake Mitchell? Where’d you run into him?
KIFFIN: Pumped my gas at the Shell station in Columbus, homes! Heyyyooo! Said he couldn’t wait for Kenny McKinley to get down there and join him!
SPURRIER: (getting angry) That’s pretty big talk for a kid who can’t even get a meal in Pahokee, Florida, these days.
KIFFIN: Whatever, dude, they love them some Kiffin down there.
SPURRIER: Is that right? I bet you don’t recruit another kid from that high school before “Monte Knox” is old enough to drive.
KIFFIN: Whoa, bro-ham, you better not bring my family into this.
KIFFIN stares SPURRIER down as he takes a long, serious sip from his Crazy Straw.
SPURRIER: Yeah, what’re you gonna do about it, bowwaahhh?
KIFFIN: What’m I gonna do about it? I’m, I’m –
At that moment SEC commissioner MIKE SLIVE appears at the table with a cup of yogurt. He does not look pleased with the scene before him, and all the other coaches snap upright in their chairs the minute they see him.
SLIVE: Is there a problem over here, gentlemen?
KIFFIN: No, no problem at all, Mr. Commish, sir. Me and the Ol’ Ballcoach were just messin’ with each other, that’s all –
SLIVE: I see. Well, Mr. Kiffin, take care that you don’t “mess with each other” so much that you violate the rule I laid down the other day about not criticizing one another in a public forum. I would hate to have to cut into those nice hefty paychecks you’re all getting. (pause) Am I clear?
SABAN, MEYER, MILES, SPURRIER and KIFFIN: Yes, sir, Mr. Slive, sir.
SLIVE walks off without a sound. All the coaches breathe audible sighs of relief as he goes, except for KIFFIN, who breaks into barely stifled giggles.
KIFFIN: Oh, shit, dodged a bullet there, huh, playas?
MILES, SABAN, MEYER, and SPURRIER return wordlessly to their respective breakfasts. KIFFIN finally gets the hint.
KIFFIN: Well, I guess I’m gonna go kick it with my main man Nutt for a while — think I saw him down by the hot tub with a couple Hooters waitresses . . .
KIFFIN gets up to leave.
SPURRIER: Oh, hey, Lane, before you go?
KIFFIN turns around.
SPURRIER: (coughs) Faggotsayswhat?
KIFFIN: What?
SPURRIER: (coughs again) Faggotsayswhat?
KIFFIN: What? Man, speak up or clear your throat or something, I can’t hear you.
SPURRIER: Never mind.
KIFFIN shrugs, takes another sip from his Crazy Straw, and wanders out to the pool. SPURRIER leans back in his chair and smiles.
SPURRIER: Who’s the king, boys? Who’s the king?
SABAN: (rolls his eyes) As always, Steve, you are.
SPURRIER: Damn straight. (pause) Still got it.
Quack! Quack!
“I saw him lift his billy club up, and I started to scream, ‘Stop, no, stop! This doesn’t have to happen!’ and he began to hit the animal,” said Lisa Kuhn. “He finally puts his boot down on his neck and suffocates it. It lasted about 5 or 10 minutes. It was ridiculous.”
The Kuhns say their family is traumatized. They say they were unable to leave the scene because the deputy was blocking their car. They also say they are unhappy because the deputy would not talk to them.
“We were horrified,” said Lisa. “We said, ‘We have children in the car. Why wouldn’t you listen?’ We were trying to rescue it. We thought if it needed to be put down, they would have a better way to do it.” ……can read the whole thing on WXIX.
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All I can say is, “are you serious?” Horrified? Traumatized? …..really, are those the words you want use to describe an ugly duckling getting whacked in broad daylight?
Listen, I was horrified by the tsunami a couple Christmas’ ago. I was traumatized by the events of 9/11. I was looking for more propane and the BBQ sauce when I heard about the yard bird.
The sensitive nature of people today just pisses me off. With everything that is wrong with society, with cartoonnetwork having cartoons that cuss and have sex, with the human to human violence that we see everyday in our neighborhoods, and the softcore porn on primetime TV…….and you want to complain about the way this officer cashed in Daffy’s last check??????
I know you didn’t want your kids to see Daffy getting hammered and choked like he owed the cop money, but damn, now you’re using tax payer money to investigate a cop who did what you asked. Which was to handle the situation. Well I’m sorry if you didn’t like the way it was handled, maybe you should’ve handled it yourself. Hell, maybe the cop was having a bad day, his kid got suspended from school, wife wouldn’t give him any before he went to work, he’s taking a pay cut, and now he has to deal with a goose laying in someone’s yard. Cut the man some slack. So he whacked the bird, who cares!
The family wants this cop to issue a written apology. They say he should be punished and they are having nightmares…….this is truly one of the saddest stories I’ve heard in a long time, I feel so sorry for them. Well, I mean I would, if it wasn’t so F’n ridiculous!
Don’t ask the man to help then question him for the way he helps! Just say Thank You and go about your day.
Now we have more taxpayer money being wasted on an investigation that nobody gives a shit about anyway. This cop should be out fighting real crime, but instead, he’ll have a court date with the Kuhn’s and I’m sure PETA will be involved shortly.
One thing is for sure, they better come to complete stops at all stop signs, wear a seatbelt, and if it’s 35mph they better not do 36mph or Johnny law will be hot on their feathers!
Another strike against you drones!
In another FLASHY and “OH SO” tempting plot twist, “Drone-TV” has struck another GOLD-mine with a MINDLESS hit reality show for the Slack-jawed Yokes…OK, so the show itself is a few years old (???), but the fake twists and manipulations are ALL HOLLY WOOD FRESH!….and the painfully stupid are only TOO ready to eat it up!….Even the FAMILIES of these two trashy “whores” have come out and said this is crap!…that it is all “make for suckers TV”, yet the masses keep eating it up like pigs. - Like a car wreck, and the hacks that have to slow down and stare, ya just can’t help yourselves, huh?!?!?!
The season premiere of Jon and Kate Plus 8 earned so many ratings Monday night, TLC is pulling the plug on a reality show featuring Jennifer Lopez because, no joke, she won’t exploit her children like the Gosselins. -report:
It was just a year ago that TMZ broke the story that J.Lo and TLC were trying to come to terms on a reality show but J.Lo was adamant that she would not put her kids on TV — she wanted to focus on … yawn … behind the scenes on creating a new J.Lo fragrance. TLC, we’re told, wanted to show the kiddies.
Fast forward to Monday night — Jon & Kate scored an astonishing 9.8 million viewers. TLC sources tell us it’s pretty clear the J.Lo ain’t gonna sell tickets anymore, so they have shelved the show. As one TLC source put it, “It was on life support for awhile, and now we’ve just lost interest.”
Who knew pretending to get a divorce and making your eight children think daddy is leaving could earn enough TV gold to tell J-Lo to go f*ck herself? I guess this cloud really does have a silver lining. No, wait, Kate just melted it down and bought some more heels. False alarm!
Lame, Lame, Lame, Lame,……silly ***got!
Kiffin gets his first (of I hope, MANY!) “SOS” call, at the Spring Meeting! Spurrier was always “on” when the media was there, and Lame Kiffin is typical “Easy Tennessee Prey”! Spurrier may have lost most of the magic he created in Florida during the 1990′s, but made his point (again) at the expense of another red-faced Tennessee coach.
DESTIN, Fla. – Leave it to Steve Spurrier to spice up the first day of the SEC spring meetings.
Minutes after the football coaches meeting broke up Tuesday evening, Spurrier was stopped by a group of reporters in front of an elevator. After a few team-related questions, Spurrier was asked about a comment made earlier in the day by UT coach Lane Kiffin.
When asked if he were going to apologize again to Urban Meyer for accusing the Florida coach of cheating, Kiffin said he never had received an apology from Spurrier after Spurrier questioned whether he had passed the NCAA recruiting test before he began calling prospects.
Told of Kiffin’s remark, Spurrier shook his head, paused then turned around and faced Kiffin, who was waiting to get on an elevator.
“I didn’t accuse you of cheating,” Spurrier said, pointing toward Kiffin. “I said, ‘Is it permissible to call recruits before he’s announced as head coach, before you take the test?’”
Spurrier then turned down back to the group of reporters and said: “He took the test online and I didn’t know you could do that. I thought you had to take the test on campus, then get announced.”
Kiffin, who turned red during the 40-second exchange, said something inaudible. Otherwise, he was silent while waiting for the elevator to arrive.
After Kiffin and several other coaches – Kentucky’s Rich Brooks, Auburn’s Gene Chizik and Arkansas’ Bobby Petrino – piled on to the elevator, Spurrier stepped on and announced again, “I didn’t say he broke the rules. I just said, ‘Is it permissible to make calls?’”
And with that the elevator door closed, leaving the media members laughing and wondering how the conversation played out on the way up.
Kiffin is trying so hard to make noise before his first SEC season, and trying to rile up the yellow-orange fan base by calling out the SEC Generals,…sadly, its just Oakland all over again. Fortunately for him though, the Tennessee fans aren’t near as demanding of their Coach as they once were. So, his lease on the job will be long enUFf for him to hang himself -just like he did in the NFL. Still, you have to like the headlines he’s making for all the “UT”-esque reasons!,….he fits right in the (big ass) mold Phil left behind!
Fairfield Schools OPEN on Mem-Day?
WHAT the?…Are the Communists or Islamic Terrorists running that school district now?….Was ONE make-up day worth that?
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Maybe NEXT year the “SS” that run that district can sacrifice one of those 43 “teacher in service days” or 17 “early release days” instead of filling a void with this holiday. But then again, aren’t these the same people who can NEVER run a budget, and keep a 4% tax plan on the ballots every freakin’ year, AND still uses this likeness??
SMART = School on Memorial Day!
UFlorida earns #8 National Seed
The University of Florida baseball team learned on Monday afternoon that it was awarded the eighth national seed for the 2009 NCAA Baseball Tournament that begins on Friday at McKethan Stadium. Making their 25th Regional appearance, the top-seeded Gators (39-20) will face fourth-seeded Bethune-Cookman (32-26) at 6:30 p.m. Second-seeded Miami (Fla.) (36-20) will meet third-seeded Jacksonville (36-20) earlier in the day at 1 p.m.
“We are very excited for the start of Regional play,” second-year head coach Kevin O’Sullivan said. “Playing at home should be a good opportunity for our fans to come and support us. It will be a challenging field and we are looking forward to facing a talented Bethune-Cookman team on Friday.”
The Regional continues through Sunday, with a final game to be played Monday night, if necessary. The Gainesville Regional winner will face the winner of the Atlanta Regional in a Super Regional series next weekend. The eight Super Regional winners advance to the College World Series in Omaha, Neb.
UF is 64-51 (.557) all-time in NCAA Tournament action and has reached the CWS five times: 1988, 1991, 1996, 1998 and 2005. The Gators are 3-0 against Bethune-Cookman in NCAA play, most recently defeating the Wildcats at the 2003 Coral Gables Regional. Florida has not encountered Jacksonville in the postseason since posting a 3-0 win at the 1991 NCAA East Regional at McKethan Stadium.
The Gators have faced Miami (Fla.) three times this season and suffered a three-game sweep during its second series of the campaign. The Sunshine State rivals last met in the postseason at the 2004 Coral Gables Super Regional won by the hosts in two games.
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Game 2: 1 p.m. – No. 2 Miami (Fla.) (36-20) vs. No. 3 Jacksonville (36-20) |
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Game 5: 1 p.m. – Winner Game 3 vs. Loser Game 4 |
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Game 6: 6:30 p.m. – Winner Game 4 vs. Winner Game 5 |
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The national top eight seeds are Texas (41-13-1), Cal State Fullerton (42-14), LSU (46-16), North Carolina (42-16), Arizona State (44-12), UC Irvine (43-13), Oklahoma (41-18) and the Gators.
The Big 12 and Southeastern Conference lead all conferences in the number of teams in the championship field with eight, followed by the Atlantic Coast Conference with seven. The Big Ten, Big West, Conference USA and Pacific-10 each have three teams each.
Twenty-nine of the 64 teams were not in the field last year. Binghamton (AQ), Cal Poly (at-large), Georgia State (AQ), Kansas State (at-large) and Xavier (AQ), all are making the championship for the first time. Utah last was in the field in 1960, Boston College last made it in 1967.
Miami (Fla.) is in the field for the 37th consecutive year, extending its own record. Florida State is making its 32nd straight appearance, second all-time. Other long consecutive streaks: Cal State Fullerton (18), Rice (15) and Oral Roberts (12).
Of the 288 championship eligible Division I institutions that sponsor baseball, Coastal Carolina and LSU have the most Division I wins with 46. Twenty-five other teams won at least 40 Division I contests, and all of which but New Mexico State and San Jose State, are in the field.
Each of the 16 NCAA Regionals features four teams, playing a double-elimination format. The Regionals are scheduled to be conducted from Friday, May 29, to Monday, June 1 (if necessary). Selection of the eight Super Regional hosts will be announced on www.ncaa.com, Monday, June 1, at approximately 11 p.m. The best two-of-three Super Regionals will be played from Friday, June 5, to Monday, June 8. The 63rd College World Series begins play Saturday, June 13, at Rosenblatt Stadium in Omaha, Neb.
FIELD BY CONFERENCE (30)
Big 12: 8 (Baylor, Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas, Texas A&M)
Southeastern: 8 (Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, LSU, Mississippi, South Carolina, Vanderbilt)
Atlantic Coast: 7 (Boston College, Clemson, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Miami (FL), North Carolina, Virginia)
Big Ten: 3 (Indiana, Minnesota, Ohio State)
Big West: 3 (Cal Poly, UC Irvine, Cal State Fullerton)
Conference USA: 3 (East Carolina, Rice, Southern Miss)
Mountain West: 3 (San Diego State, TCU, Utah)
Pacific-10: 3 (Arizona St., Oregon State, Washington State)
Colonial: 2 (George Mason, Georgia State)
Southern: 2 (Elon, Georgia Southern)
Southland: 2 (Sam Houston State, Texas State)
Sun Belt: 2 (Middle Tennessee, Western Ky.)
America East: 1 (Binghamton)
Atlantic Sun: 1 (Jacksonville)
Atlantic 10: 1 (Xavier)
Big East: 1 (Louisville)
Big South: 1 (Coastal Carolina)
Horizon: 1 (Wright State)
Ivy: 1 (Dartmouth)
Metro Atlantic: 1 (Marist)
Mid-American: 1 (Kent State)
Mid-Eastern: 1 (Bethune-Cookman)
Missouri Valley: 1 (Wichita State)
Northeast: 1 (Monmouth)
Ohio Valley: 1 (Tennessee Tech)
Patriot: 1 (Army)
Southwestern: 1 (Southern)
Summit : 1 (Oral Roberts)
West Coast: 1 (Gonzaga)
Western Athletic: 1 (Fresno State)
FIELD BY STATE (27)
Texas: 7 (Baylor, Rice, Sam Houston State, Texas, Texas A&M, TCU, Texas State)
California: 5 (UC Irvine, Cal Poly, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, San Diego State)
Florida: 5 (Bethune-Cookman, Florida, Florida State, Jacksonville, Miami [FL])
Georgia: 4 (Georgia, Georgia Southern, Georgia State, Georgia Tech)
Ohio: 4 (Kent State, Ohio State, Wright State, Xavier)
Kansas: 3 (Kansas, Kansas State, Wichita State)
New York: 3 (Army, Binghamton, Marist)
North Carolina: 3 (East Carolina, Elon, North Carolina)
Oklahoma: 3 (Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Oral Roberts)
South Carolina: 3 (Clemson, Coastal Carolina, South Carolina)
Tennessee: 3 (Middle Tennessee, Tennessee Tech, Vanderbilt)
Kentucky: 2 (Louisville, Western Kentucky)
Louisiana: 2 (LSU, Southern)
Mississippi: 2 (Mississippi, Southern Miss)
Virginia: 2 (George Mason, Virginia)
Washington: 2 (Gonzaga, Washington State)
Alabama: 1 (Alabama)
Arizona: 1 (Arizona State)
Arkansas: 1 (Arkansas)
Indiana: 1 (Indiana)
Massachusetts: 1 (Boston College)
Minnesota: 1 (Minnesota)
Missouri: 1 (Missouri)
New Hampshire: 1 (Dartmouth)
New Jersey: 1 (Monmouth)
Oregon: 1 (Oregon State)
Utah: 1 (Utah)
NEW FOX HIT: “Rock Flavor of Idol”
…..followed by “Celebrity Ice Fishing“, and “Eating Cheerio’s with the Retards“!…..hurry SHEEP, grab up the promo’s!
Yeah, the sad part THERE?…is many of you TV Drones would tune in to ALL three!….Just as long as there’s flashing lights, endless promo’s run and some Hollywood puppeteer to direct your every thought!.
Many people wanted to call this new “era” we live in, the Computer Age….because, I guess, we have computers?….Makes as much sense as “Crack Addict Flavor of Love” shows, and the throngs of people who think a clock wearing disease riddled junkie and a few skank ass New York Hookers are interesting. Maybe its part of that, “Well, I’m better then THEY are” phenom? …Or, Rock of Love…where the idea was an aged Rocker (loose interpretation of the word “Rocker”!) looks for some dysfunctional whores to slob his knob, whilst pretending to look for a permanent mate?….I’m not exactly sure on that, ’cause I could never stop throwing up long enUFf to watch enUFf of the show to “get” its fake message. Haven’t there been, like 4 or 5 of those “Rock of” shows now?….yet viewers still feel they need MORE?
To be truthful here, I think most everything on National TV sucks, with the exception of sports, The Simpsons, Family Guy and Married w/Children re-runs. American Idol sucks and panders to the PAINFULLY STUPID and impressionable…ie: 12 year-old girls who need constant manipulated direction and change to hold their interests. After all, the “U-Tube” gang generally will drift without that kind of constant control.
I haven’t watched even 1 minute of the “Idol” shows, and other than what the femmes gaggle about it during my work day, I know absolutely nothing about it…So you might say to yourself, how can I make such a defined statement about a show that I have never watched…easy!
First, there is a promo for American Idol on Fox, like ever 15 seconds, so I probably have seen every episode without even knowing!…I may not know their faux TV names, but I have seen some faces and clown outfits. Now thanks to the DOC (a dude I’d generally associated with the male populous, now showing a femme side), I’ve seen the tragic multi-year influence of “The Idol”…..There’s always been “GAY”,…and I’m not anti-gay,…but now as a result of “Idol” , there’s “POWER GAY”!….Where a dude’ette goes beyond gay, to try and earn minority credit points in this new “Acceptance” phase in American society.
I haven’t watched even 1 minute of the “Idol” shows, and other than what the femmes gaggle about it during my work day, I know absolutely nothing about it…So you might say to yourself, how can I make such a defined statement about a show that I have never watched…easy!
First, there is a promo for American Idol on Fox, like ever 15 seconds, so I probably have seen every episode without even knowing!…I may not know their faux TV names, but I have seen some faces and clown outfits. Now thanks to the DOC (a dude I’d generally associated with the male populous, now showing a femme side), I’ve seen the tragic multi-year influence of “The Idol”…..There’s always been “GAY”,…and I’m not anti-gay,…but now as a result of “Idol” , there’s “POWER GAY”!….Where a dude’ette goes beyond gay, to try and earn minority credit points in this new “Acceptance” phase in American society.
Next, ”The Idol” is such a phenom success that a person can not avoid it’s mention on any media outlet -even rock radio station mention it sometimes. Finally, as you ALL know (again, because its promo’d over a billion times a freakin’ day), just how the show works… contestants perform/sing/burp/screech in front of “Dawg”, “3 steps forward”, and some Brit dude,… and then are either lauded with praise or ripped apart.
So why does it suck? For starters, you have the people that watch the show because they secretly (or maybe not secretly) dream of being a singing sensation themselves, and they foolishly think that by watching this “show”, that they’ll learn some valuable ‘tips’ from the judges that will further their own singing career!..HA! – Yeah, the wannabee’s! – superstar Wedding Singer bunch!
Next, ”The Idol” is such a phenom success that a person can not avoid it’s mention on any media outlet -even rock radio station mention it sometimes. Finally, as you ALL know (again, because its promo’d over a billion times a freakin’ day), just how the show works… contestants perform/sing/burp/screech in front of “Dawg”, “3 steps forward”, and some Brit dude,… and then are either lauded with praise or ripped apart.
So why does it suck? For starters, you have the people that watch the show because they secretly (or maybe not secretly) dream of being a singing sensation themselves, and they foolishly think that by watching this “show”, that they’ll learn some valuable ‘tips’ from the judges that will further their own singing career!..HA! – Yeah, the wannabee’s! – superstar Wedding Singer bunch!
These very same people then get their own ego stroked when they show the horrible performers and the ridicule they receive…”Well I know I’m better than THAT idiot, (yeah, maybe, but by how much, jerkass!) I could try out for American Idol and then who knows what?”….how’s that, pretty close?
So, what could possibly be worse than American Idol? How about people TALKING about American Idol! ”Oh, I liked (insert new flashy “trend” guy or girls name here) last night because he/she had a shaffone pirate shirt, with marmalade leather pants and a retro-new wave “punk” hair-do going on, there..ooooohhhh wieeeeee!…..but then the Black guy judge said “dawg” again, and I was all, like,…NO WAY!…he said “dawg”, like, the other day too!…”dawg” is so trendy, I think I’m gonna say that in study hall tomorrow,…”….YAK!…and some people dispute the positive advantages of being deaf! gimme a break… isn’t there some random karaoke competition you need to be attending??
To show you how ”mentally challenged” the people that watch this crap fest are, you need to look back to the hey-days when that ”singer” performed “She Bangs” by uber-gay Ricky Martin. If you need to be “Ryan Seacrest redirected” now, to understand how stupid a person must be for buying some one’s music JUST to hear how awful it is, you best stop reading this now because you probably love American Idol and thus are truly an idiot.… Fox owns!, yes OWNS! the people that win and perform on Amer Idol, as well as the companies that accept your money for TEXTING IN A VOTE!…wow, but hey “Texting in a vote makes me feel connected with the outcome“…..YAK!!!
Don’t yee modest sheep see that the entire show is being fed to you? Probably not… you probably think the whole thing is on the up-n-up, and that the winners of the show are truly “star-worthy”.
The really funny part, comes when an Amer Idol fan tells a joke, where the onus of the joke is some idiot doing something stupid, and then he/she gets what he/she deserves…..That person feels a kick in their ass, but is too lost to understand why!
These very same people then get their own ego stroked when they show the horrible performers and the ridicule they receive…”Well I know I’m better than THAT idiot, (yeah, maybe, but by how much, jerkass!) I could try out for American Idol and then who knows what?”….how’s that, pretty close?
So, what could possibly be worse than American Idol? How about people TALKING about American Idol! ”Oh, I liked (insert new flashy “trend” guy or girls name here) last night because he/she had a shaffone pirate shirt, with marmalade leather pants and a retro-new wave “punk” hair-do going on, there..ooooohhhh wieeeeee!…..but then the Black guy judge said “dawg” again, and I was all, like,…NO WAY!…he said “dawg”, like, the other day too!…”dawg” is so trendy, I think I’m gonna say that in study hall tomorrow,…”….YAK!…and some people dispute the positive advantages of being deaf! gimme a break… isn’t there some random karaoke competition you need to be attending??
To show you how ”mentally challenged” the people that watch this crap fest are, you need to look back to the hey-days when that ”singer” performed “She Bangs” by uber-gay Ricky Martin. If you need to be “Ryan Seacrest redirected” now, to understand how stupid a person must be for buying some one’s music JUST to hear how awful it is, you best stop reading this now because you probably love American Idol and thus are truly an idiot.… Fox owns!, yes OWNS! the people that win and perform on Amer Idol, as well as the companies that accept your money for TEXTING IN A VOTE!…wow, but hey “Texting in a vote makes me feel connected with the outcome“…..YAK!!!
Don’t yee modest sheep see that the entire show is being fed to you? Probably not… you probably think the whole thing is on the up-n-up, and that the winners of the show are truly “star-worthy”.
The really funny part, comes when an Amer Idol fan tells a joke, where the onus of the joke is some idiot doing something stupid, and then he/she gets what he/she deserves…..That person feels a kick in their ass, but is too lost to understand why!