Way to pull a “Tank” job 2 weeks before the draft!

Posted Posted by TCombs in Random     Comments 2 comments
Apr
8

tank Ya really gotta hand it to the Bengals Front office and Father Marvin Lewis! They preach Change, They preach New Attitude, They preach being responsible for your actions and being a good person on and off the field, so what do they do, you ask?????

They bring in little choir boy “Tank Johnson”.
Listen, I’m not saying he won’t help the defense. Truth is he still has a little left in him. I’m just sayin, how are you supposed to clean up a program and give the team an identity, when all you do is bring in criminals.
What, are they a fucking half-way house for these bums? Look at what he brings with him….A troubled past, and 8 game suspension, and an arsonal of assorted small arms. This cat loves his guns. I’ll bet you 10:1 that this guy gets arrested for some sort of gun violoation.

It’s a losing battle trying to keep up with the blundering bungles! I love my hometown Teams, but until Mikey jumps off the purple people eater, we’re fucked!

Sorry this post is kinda lame, but I’m saving all my cracks for the draft. Because I can already feel these bitches getting ready to sign a WR or RB with their first pick, and it will be time to verbally rape them then!

Afterall, when the bengals get a resume with a mugshot instead of a football pic, you know he’s as good as hired. Nice job Brown Family! Keep up the good work at the Half-Way house!

I’m out!

2 Comments to “Way to pull a “Tank” job 2 weeks before the draft!”

  • Chris Henry is probably laughing his bitch-looking ass OFF!….He and Tank can party it up in O-town, WITH THEIR jersey’s on, and just point their iron at anyone they want!…..Hopefully, in doing so they’ll disrespect each other, and we’ll save the tax-payers some court costs and balogna sandwiches money.

    SOP is never gonna change, so neither will the Bungles. Loving your home-teams generally isn’t a problem, but in the case of this franchise, it screams moronic! Die-hrad fan = insanity.

    The only way to enjoy Football here, is to un-attach yourself from this team, – It use to be that I was so embarassed when people ask me about my Football team, that I use to just say I was gay and didn’t get into Football……but that had reprocussions too. So, now I just pick a different NFL team each July and go with that. Sure, its sometimes difficult to hold a legit convo with a REAL fan of that team, but it still beats letting anyone know I was a Bungle fan!!!

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