CHUD to the Raiders?….OH, PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE!!!!
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…Strike while the iron’s hot, Al !!!!….reel in that mega-talent Chud Ocho-so-Overated-o!; And do it RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW! I LOVE THE RAIDERS!!!!…note to Al Davis:…Choke-o-Stinko is a supreme talent!…just ask him! No one can cover him, and “He can’t be stopped” (just buy his book for $29.99 in Cincy, or on ebay for a pack of Starburst fruit chews, -to find out!) He’s so good, The Bungles have won several divisions and conference Titles whislt he’s been here!..yeah, but only One Super Bowl. They’d have won more, but a comet hit the team bus 3 times on the way to the Super Bowl game, and we, uh, they had to play with Cheerleaders and groundscrew peoples…still, they kept it close ALL 3 times, thanks to Chud, who never rides the team bus….yeah, his fat ass head wont fit into your standard 4500 square-foot team bus….No,..he takes a modified 1980 Pacer….w/ a sun-hatchback….followed closely by a camera crew…he needs to feel loved you know.
Not that the Bungles NEED your draft-picks (OR would know what to do with them),…but, in keeping with tradtion just send some over to make the exchange “seem” fair….huh?…and remember to take Chud,..uh, I mean Chad ”Super-Fly” John-,..Ocho-blowhard-o, with you!
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or is THIS my file photo of C.H.U.D….???
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I’m UFreak, and I approve this trade!